Altruistically speaking...

[Starfish]

Marxist needs to fuck me for the better good of mankind.




Put the matches and the gasoline DOWN! NOW!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

What is this?? You little trollop!

 

[Starfish]

Oh, shit, busted.....

Okay, I'll sacrifice something for the betterment of this thread...

I sacrifice..... Cherry pop tarts. I vow to NEVER eat a cherry pop tart ever again.

What will you sacrifice?

Come on...... and no.... this isn't lent... you don't get to have it back once you give it up.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Mind tricks don't-a work on me...only money

 

[Starfish]

Here's a fifty... get to lickin.

I wish I knew what Marxist was getting at by posting that burning monk. I really feel this odd pressure to sacrifice myself now. I always do when I see that picture. *ug*

 

[cymbidia]

Altrustically speaking... since i've developed a fixation on Harbinger's hair in the last 5 minutes... Harbinger needs to drape his hair over our naked sweating bodies while we do nasty things (NO! Not nasty's kinda nasty things!) under that living tent.


Oh.
Um.
Sorry.
Does this belong in bratcat's Brainwash Me thread?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Cym, I had no idea you felt that way......we've hardly spoken...

Fish! I didn't know you wanted the economy tongue-ing.....why not wait until double-coupon cunnilingus day?

 

[Starfish]

Tis fine to drool about him here. He is quite droolable, and tis extra good to have you back Cym.

 

[Marxist]

...Star that's exactly what was on my mind

Seriously, I'm just a little blue. But a charity fuck might work.

 

[Starfish]

It's for the good of mankind. What more could we want?

 

[Starfish]

Sweet cheeks, you know that I can't wait. I just can't.

I need to actually see about goverment funded oral gratification, so I can be on a monthly program. You accept Medi-lick right?

 

[Marxist]

I'm in cyber-love with Starfish. Really. All I have are pictures and words but isn't that enough for this kind of love? I'm still pretty blue.




I need a drink. I'll be right back.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I imagine they have a starfish poona licking task force......highly trained, toned young tongue specialists. The cream of the crop goes down on your mop, love...

I'll send two legions....

 

[cymbidia]

Cym, I had no idea you felt that way......we've hardly spoken...

Actually, we haven't spoken at all but your reputation precedes you. I've been told about a very erotic thing you can do with vowels, something... kinky...

Tis fine to drool about him here.

Still drooling honey bunch.

And you got your avs done, the Gretchen avs?
Nice, i heard, and worth the wait.
Can i please have the link?

 

[Starfish]

OH GOODIE!

I am getting early X-mas bonuses, and I am clearly loving it.


I think I'll go change my av to my slutty little number.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

My reputation? I'm only 16 I don't have a rep yet.....

This business with kinky vowels deserves my special attentions.....you simply must tell me......before I release the hounds!


It's a pleasure Cymbidia.....truly.

 

[Starfish]

Oh did I ever Cym.........


LOL.......

IFB, did you see these?

2002 Model Gretchicons

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I have now......my fav: 'whoa buddy take your meds', this is the look I always get at restaurants and when shopping....walking down the street....

Did I see you at the Olive Garden the other day? I'm not in the habit of mooning in public, but that nun had it coming.....

 

[Starfish]

If you really must know, this little bitch gets off on freaks mooning nuns.

I think I want to be your slut whore. Uh, well, okay, if I already am, then I want to be able to stand next to you when you moon, and then spank your ass checks, while making a nice face at the astonished people, and a bonus will be a good jiggling your nutsack at them, as they all fall over from scrotum shock.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ow. Just, ow.

 

[Harbinger]

cym! starfish! come back! (See, the things you miss when you don't watch the boards 24/7! I told my shrink it was important!) Your two sweating bodies doing all kinds of thrilling but exhausting things under your own private tent of raven black hair(with natural auburn highlights!) After that I'll even help InternationalFunboy with the Nun moonings. I'll take the rain check, please. And bring the Nutella.

 

[Starfish]

I am still getting used to the idea that everyone knows that I have a slobbering pussy now, but once Cym is back on, well, we'll have us a nice hairy wet festival, and DCL will bring the ass spanking paddle.

I am certain that others will have good ideas and will want to join in the festivities.

Marxist can just fuck my ass and whatever else, but he must just fuck my ass. It is required.