Alright...This is officially a *bratcat* thread.

[Mia62]

Actually, with the little time that I have right now and it is going to get less as the weeks go by...can you please just keep all your adoration/bitching/love/lust/negativity/gossip, etc confined to this one thread??

I am finding it almost as difficult as PBW to keep up with the stories flying around about me and/or the poor *bratcat* (may she rest in peace). So...if you see something in another thread...please just link it in this one for me.


Thank you in advance for your consideration.

 

[God of Threads]

Is there a monthly maintenance fee?

Sometimes these things are hidden. A fee might impede participation.

 

[Mia62]

Fees...schmees...

I sure hope not because I plan on subscribing to this baby.

 

[God of Threads]

Then again fees can keep out the riff-raff

Riffs are particularly unpleasant and raffs have reputations that are well-deserved.

 

[Mia62]

Excuse me, oh great God of Threads...but how can one tell which is a riff and which is a raff?

 

[God of Threads]

Easy

Riff is shorter of the two. Always.

There is usually a slight vanilla odor, too.

 

[Mia62]

Not the deadly..........vanilla???

 

[God of Threads]

Do not fear

The vanilla odor is very slight and not always apparent.

Don't fear and if you are seriously concerned there are masks available at the nurses' station and in the changing room.

 

[Mia62]

*whew*

For a second there, I was concerned that there could be another epidemic of mass proportions!

 

[God of Threads]

Might reduce traffic

*whew*

For a second there, I was concerned that there could be another epidemic of mass proportions!

There will be no epidemics here. Everyone will be isolated in chambers for up to six months between posts.

 

[TWB]

You know, I am really frosted at you, brat. I wanna fight. I will meet you at the lakefront at midnight on the 17th.

I am gonna kick your hiney.

 

[Mia62]

You know, I am really frosted at you, brat. I wanna fight. I will meet you at the lakefront at midnight on the 17th.

I am gonna kick your hiney.

Promises, promises....

 

[brunhilda]

*shakes head*

I feel as though I am missing an inside joke here....

How are things, Miss Mia?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I'm so glad *bratcat* is gone. Man, that bitch got on my nerves.

 

[Jimi]

Mama MIA!

Perhaps the late bratty Catty is a wee touch paranoid?

Wait - that's a song - Da da dadada.... Nope wrong Ozzie!

 

[islandman]

This is the best "pay attention to me thread" i've seen in a long time. Worthy of bratcat.

Congrats.

 

[Mia62]

How are things, Miss Mia?

Absofuckinglutely incredible.


Bob...I totally agree. Sheesh...

Jimi...*muah*

islandman...What can I say. I was feeling left out.

 

[islandman]

islandman...What can I say. I was feeling left out.

Guess bratcat is dead in name only.

 

[brunhilda]

Absofuckinglutely incredible.

That good, eh? Do I get to be a bridesmaid, or what?

 

[Mia62]

That good, eh? Do I get to be a bridesmaid, or what?

LOL...let's not jump the gun here, darlin. Right now I am just enjoying the ummm...ride.

 

[brunhilda]

LOL...let's not jump the gun here, darlin. Right now I am just enjoying the ummm...ride.

Oooh...now THERE's a picture for ya. Sounds lovely...

By the way, have I told you lately what a lovely toy I've found? Mmmm....damn girl, you have NO idea.

 

[Mia62]

Hmm...heading over to yahoo for details.

 

[brunhilda]

Hmm...heading over to yahoo for details.

Somehow I knew you would...

 

[april-wine]

Hey so NOT fair.....Keeping all the details to yourselves......

 

[brunhilda]

Details....she just wants all the torrid details of my sex life with a certain Kiwi...