Alphabetic Story

[Guest]

"When's it gonna be my turn?" whined the 18 year old paper boy.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"X-rated shit like this is worth waiting for son," said the UPS delivery man.

 

[Guest]

"You ain't wrong there, bud!" said the gas man, while getting Alice to lick his dick clean.

 

[Guest]

 

[mcfbridge]

All systems are definitely Go!, replied Batman.

 

[Guest]

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Catwoman stopped them in their tracks however and said, "Quick, to the Batcave!"

 

[Guest]

Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh... Batman!!! Blared the music, from every speaker around.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Eventually the music died, the dust settled and the smoke cleared.

 

[Guest]

Far away a light shone in the sky... yes, it was Batman's signal to get a bloody shift on!

 

[Black Tulip]

"Got to go, hun", said Batman to Catwoman as he sped out again.

 

[Black Tulip]

"Holy shit", Robin yelled as Catwoman turned her horny eyes on him.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

In the original story, back on the porch, the Gasman was finished.

 

[Guest]

Just in time for some tea, which he'd brought with him, in a flask.

 

[Guest]

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Lovely," said the Milk man, "just fucking lovely!"

 

[Guest]

"Mmm," said Alice, enjoying the warm liquid, as it slipped down her throat.

 

[Guest]

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Oh I'll show you some cream!" Said the Milk man. "Bend over lady, it's my turn!"

 

[Guest]

"Please, keep 'em coming, everyone! I've got plenty of energy left in me yet," said Alice.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Quite!" Said Bob!

 

[Guest]

 

[lustybard]

"Simply delicious, sir," Alice said softly, as he slid sweet and solid to the depths of her sexy, slinky ass.

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

"Totally orgasmic Alice you are hot baby!" the milkman said

 

[Guest]