Alphabetic Story

[mcfbridge]

Just trying to start another running story.

Please add 1 complete sentence. Each sentence should start with the next letter in the alphabet. First sentence with A, second with B, etc.

When you get to Z, just loop back to A and begin again.





Alice had been having a wonderful evening.

 

[Guest]

Bob had been keeping her amused by showing her some of his party tricks.

 

[damppanties]

"Careful Bob!" she cried out as the three kilo weight fell on Bob's balls.

 

[Guest]

"Damn," said Bob, "That hurt.... but yet at the same time, it felt good."

 

[McKenna]

.

 

[Guest]

"Fuck yeah!" said Bob as he kneeled at her feet. "Dominate me!"

 

[damppanties]

"Get lost," Alice said and kicked him so hard that he fell on his back.

 

[Guest]

"Hell," she muttered under her breath.

 

[damppanties]

"I'm so sorry."

 

[Guest]

"Just forget about the domination stuff, and we can have sex in a normal way, okay?" begged Bob.

 

[mcfbridge]

Kindness overcame her pure lust, as she kissed him tenderly.

 

[McKenna]

.

 

[Guest]

"My pleasure," said Bob.

 

[minsue]

Naturally, there were some technical difficulties due to the recent damage to Bob's balls.

 

[Guest]

"Of course!" exclaimed Alice, "I need to go get the foot pump. They're as flat as a pankcake!"

 

[damppanties]

"Please! NO!" shrieked Bob in horror.

 

[minsue]

"Quit your whining," Alice snarled.

 

[oggbashan]

"Ready when you are," called Alice as she inserted the ball-inflation needle.

 

[Guest]

"Stop! They're not supposed to be that big!" screamed Bob.

 

[Guest]

"Too late. Oops, sorry Bob. They weren't that important to you, were they?"

 

[dirtylover]

uTwazollop! -there was the most peculiar sound as Bob's balls blasted, blinding poor Alice.

 

[Guest]

Verily, Alice ran screaming from the room.

 

[damppanties]

Warily, Bob inspected his blasted balls, the remains actually.

 

[mcfbridge]

X-rays would later show extensive damage.

 

[Guest]

"Zounds!" said the doctor. "What in blue blazes happened?"

(oops, skipped a letter, sorry)