Alone with a huge dildo.

[iboomker]

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[Lilith]

Might I politely suggest you, shove it up your ass.

 

[graceanne]

Might I politely suggest you, shove it up your ass.

hehe Send it where the sun doesn't shine?

 

[iboomker]

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[SouthernDom]

Might I politely suggest you, shove it up your ass.

Ok.....now that i'm not choking on my pop tart i just have to say that this post brought on the first laugh of the day!

 

[Lilith]

Ok.....now that i'm not choking on my pop tart i just have to say that this post brought on the first laugh of the day!

What kind of poptart? I would hate to think I nearly killed someone with a Hello Kitty poptart. Please tell me it was something like chocolate chip cookie dough.

 

[FurryFury]

Damn! I missed something. *sighs*

Blueberry or Strawberry no icing pop tarts for me please.

*Greets the toaster*

Let's get it HOT and crunchy!

Fury

 

[saw_man1]

Might I politely suggest you, shove it up your ass.

At least it was a polite suggestion. You have impeccable manners.

 

[Lilith]

Thanks. And I suppose I should have quoted our host in my first reply. That is the reason I love forums with an editing time window.

 

[iboomker]

Thanks. And I suppose I should have quoted our host in my first reply. That is the reason I love forums with an editing time window.

sorry, it seemed that the thread was going in another direction.... so i thought i'd try again some other time.

 

[Lilith]

sorry, it seemed that the thread was going in another direction.... so i thought i'd try again some other time.

What direction were you hoping for?

 

[DVS]

Might I politely suggest you, shove it up your ass.

You all aren't being mean to new posters, are you? I don't know what the first post was, because it had already been edited, but your suggestion (although suggested politely) might not have been what was expected. OK, maybe it was a valid suggestion, but would you want it up your ass?

OK...never mind that last part. I forgot where I was for a sec. But, you could have at least suggested a good lube to use.

 

[Lilith]

His post was regarding how he was all alone with this new huge dildo and loves anal. I just told him what he wanted to hear. You have a point about the lube. I just thought my sweet talk would be enough.

 

[iboomker]

His post was regarding how he was all alone with this new huge dildo and loves anal. I just told him what he wanted to hear. You have a point about the lube. I just thought my sweet talk would be enough.

It had noting to do with what you said.. .. Pop tarts.... took it away
it just got off the subject

 

[FurryFury]

It had noting to do with what you said.. .. Pop tarts.... took it away
it just got off the subject

He hates hot fruit like filling pressed between dough. *sighs* Who knew?

Fury

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

He hates hot fruit like filling pressed between dough. *sighs* Who knew?

Fury

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[DVS]

His post was regarding how he was all alone with this new huge dildo and loves anal. I just told him what he wanted to hear. You have a point about the lube. I just thought my sweet talk would be enough.

You assumed...never assume. If he had a new huge dildo, you, being the experienced poster, should have thought of the safety needs of doing what you suggested.

I do understand how you could have posted like you did, though. The dominant side just naturally takes over, doesn't it.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

You assumed...never assume. If he had a new huge dildo, you, being the experienced poster, should have thought of the safety needs of doing what you suggested.

I do understand how you could have posted like you did, though. The dominant side just naturally takes over, doesn't it.

Ummmn DVS with all due respect......... I saw both the pre edit posts and lets just say shall we that ummmn ...............in the pictures I saw .......he didn't seem to be having any 'issues'.........

I had a few nightmares last night however

 

[iboomker]

I had a few nightmares last night however

hopefully not from the pictures

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

hopefully not from the pictures

ohhhh .........nooooooooooooooo poor sleeper

 

[shy slave]

Pop tarts??

Is this the correct type of lube for a huge dildo??

Reading between the lines iboomker seems to suggest this thread was hijacked.

That never happens so I can only conclude that pop tarts are an acceptable lube.

Must take them to bed with me the next time he suggests anal, I would hate not to use the right' in vogue' thing for every event.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Pop tarts??

Is this the correct type of lube for a huge dildo??

Reading between the lines iboomker seems to suggest this thread was hijacked.

That never happens so I can only conclude that pop tarts are an acceptable lube.

Must take them to bed with me the next time he suggests anal, I would hate not to use the right' in vogue' thing for every event.

Ohhhh pop tarts get reaaaaaaaal hot Miss Shy suggest some vampire gloves would be perfect for Andante to buy himself to save his hands gettting burnt sweety

 

[iboomker]

Pop tarts??

Is this the correct type of lube for a huge dildo??

Reading between the lines iboomker seems to suggest this thread was hijacked.

We have a winner!!! ding ding ding

 

[shy slave]

Ohhhh pop tarts get reaaaaaaaal hot Miss Shy suggest some vampire gloves would be perfect for Andante to buy himself to save his hands gettting burnt sweety

Oh Thank you for suggesting this.

I would never forgive myself if he was hurt through trying to break my ass in half when fucking me

That would be terrible, I would be so worried about him.

Now off to buy some of those weird gloves RJ found

 

[SouthernDom]

Reading between the lines iboomker seems to suggest this thread was hijacked.

.

My apoligies to imboomker.

Ok.......i was offtopic with my post about the poptarts.....guilty as charged.


On topic....i don't really think one poptart post is to blame for you pulling the opening post & pics showing only part of a dildo.

I'm just thinking out loud here........but ....could the real reason behind you pulling the post & pics have something to do with who might find out about your anal play fetish,with pics to prove it?!?

Feel free to start over & repost ....i promise not to hijack it with any snide breakfast food remarks.

SouthernDom