Allow me to introduce.....myself

Small town girl

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I figured that since i am a newbie here and this being my first post I wouldn't just burst into some already existing conversation knowing that i would just fall back into the crowd.
So here i go...

My name is Ashley, and i used to live in small town Missouri. My parent's house is literally located between a cowfield and a baptist church. I recently moved to northern tennesee to go to college and get away from my family. i am only 20 years old, a self proclaimed TV whore. and a bit of a loner.

Thats my story and all i am really looking for is some people to talk to, plus an old acquaintence used to linger around here and recomended me to this little corner of the web.


Anyways .. hello to all
 
a self proclaimed TV whore. and a bit of a loner.

Are you sure you're not me? :D
Welcome to Lit. Pull up a chair and make yourself comfortable.
Morning Girl will be along sometime with the relevant info.

Enjoy! And don't step on the flamers or trolls, they're "sensitive".
 
Small town girl said:
i am only 20 years old, a self proclaimed TV whore......


When I was in my 20's I used to whore myself out to TV's too. One time though, a 20" Sony refused to pay me after doing unspeakable things with it's remote controll. I would advise you to stop now. I found, turning tricks for small kitchen appliances is a much safer trade. Watch out for those toasters though, they're a surly lot.;)
 
plasticman33 said:
Enjoy, it's a fun place!! Now post some naked pictures!!

**WHEW**

It almost went to five posts!!

We are slowing down here guys.
 
Hello. Just a little friendly advice: I'd be wary of giving out too much personal info (re: personal identity and location), at least until you are familiar with the various Lit characters.

Last names, addresses and phone numbers are forbidden but some people have had minor issues even with those limitations.

Just be careful. Have fun! But be careful.
 
Small town girl said:
I figured that since i am a newbie here and this being my first post I wouldn't just burst into some already existing conversation knowing that i would just fall back into the crowd.
So here i go...

My name is Ashley, and i used to live in small town Missouri. My parent's house is literally located between a cowfield and a baptist church. I recently moved to northern tennesee to go to college and get away from my family. i am only 20 years old, a self proclaimed TV whore. and a bit of a loner.

Thats my story and all i am really looking for is some people to talk to, plus an old acquaintence used to linger around here and recomended me to this little corner of the web.


Anyways .. hello to all

Helo. Nice Tits.
Up against the wall and spread em
 
What Sunny said.

And welcome ;) Don't take things too personally and above all, have fun!
 
LadyGuinivere said:
What Sunny said.

And welcome ;) Don't take things too personally and above all, have fun!

..and don't tease the Canadians, we stick together and will gang up on you. Right LG?
 
breakwall said:
..and don't tease the Canadians, we stick together and will gang up on you. Right LG?

Damn straight :)

We'll throw ice.
 
Small town girl said:
...parents house is literally located between a cowfield and a baptist church...

you grew up between bull shit and bullshit? you'll do fine here...
:D
 
Re: Re: Allow me to introduce.....myself

honeylick said:
you grew up between bull shit and bullshit? you'll do fine here...
:D

You are so clever you frighten me.
 
Re: Re: Allow me to introduce.....myself

honeylick said:
you grew up between bull shit and bullshit? you'll do fine here...
:D


Seat: 12 Center
Aisle: 2
Section: A
Venue: Hell

Please take your seat.


:D
 
can you wait a few months to throw the ice ... like .. umm ... June or July ... then it will be much appreciated when its hot outside.

:D


Welcome aboard Small Town Girl
 
Welcome to Lit.

Most of us are fun loving and harmless

There are some preditors here
but.......

Anyway
welcome to the boards
and post away

psssst
did anyone tell you there is a bunch of orginal erotic reading here also ?
 
Did someone say something about ice?

We had freezing rain here last night
followed up by snow .....

I can provide the ice

:)
 
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Small town girl said:
I figured that since i am a newbie here and this being my first post I wouldn't just burst into some already existing conversation knowing that i would just fall back into the crowd.
So here i go...

My name is Ashley, and i used to live in small town Missouri. My parent's house is literally located between a cowfield and a baptist church. I recently moved to northern tennesee to go to college and get away from my family. i am only 20 years old, a self proclaimed TV whore. and a bit of a loner.

Thats my story and all i am really looking for is some people to talk to, plus an old acquaintence used to linger around here and recomended me to this little corner of the web.


Anyways .. hello to all

Hey, welcome to Lit and to Tennessee. It's nice here. Now, about those pics...:D
 
sunstruck said:
Hello. Just a little friendly advice: I'd be wary of giving out too much personal info (re: personal identity and location), at least until you are familiar with the various Lit characters.

Last names, addresses and phone numbers are forbidden but some people have had minor issues even with those limitations.

Just be careful. Have fun! But be careful.

^^^^
Good advice. :)

Welcome to Lit, Small Town Girl!
When I first arrived here, I got some strange Private Messages, so don't let those scare you away. There are some very funny and creative people here. Have fun!
 
Thanks all for making me feel nice...


To the Cannucks... I love you all and would only hurt you if you asked nicely....

Now i am going to go enjoy this 70 degree weather...


later
 
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