All right baby, you can go, just leave the pussy here.

[riff]

I have been an on-off visitor to lit since a friend invited me here, oh, a couple of lifetimes ago. I can't say I was ever a "regular" until recently when I got a little bored with playing Everquest and discovered that at heart, I am pretty much a degenerate punk like most of the slimeballs here.

And then I discovered the joy of uploading pics.

And I have this HUGE collection of porn, sorted by genre, indexed by "stars." I began to share them and noticed that quite a few other people enjoyed them too. There was a need to fill.

(as a side note, I hasten to add, when I shared poems from my poetry collection, or even my own narcissistic attempts at playwriting, ie, the AT MY HOUSE series, very few people gave a shit)

People enjoyed my pornstar threads. I enjoyed my pornstar threads. And they were clearly labeled as pornstar threads so that people who weren't interested didn't have to click on them.

I AM PISSED. I can't upload SHIT anymore because the damned thing ain't working.

Which leaves me with the alternatives:

1) Torch this fucking dump.
2) Torch myself
3) Try to act intellignet
4) Try to be kind and sweet to everyone like the asshole that put sugar in my coffee while I was taking a leak.
5) Vent my frustrations of being trapped in a clumsy form on a diseased and dying planet on a bulletin board where no one is listening anyway when what I really should be doing is saying fuck all this I wanna get rich and piss on poor people.

I had a purpose! People appreciated me! They didn't ask, but when I posted pornstars, they came. BY THE HUNDREDS!

FUCK ALL THIS SHIT. I AM READY TO ROCK!

If I have become "boring," think about losing one of your favorite things in life. YOU'D BE PISSED TOO.

So, leave. Get the fuck on out if that is what you want to do! Just please. Please, baby. Leave the pussy here.

~cries on porno CD collection that took years to build~

 

[lovetoread]

Ahhh...poor thing.

It will be ok.

Mig just uploaded something a minute ago,so let me see if it is working for me.

 

[lovetoread]

Nope it didnt.

Ok Mig,how did you do it?

 

[Starfish]

What is the problem again?

 

[Starfish]

I am not saying that you don't have a real problem with the upload feature. I realize that it may be botched for you and not for me.

Not trying to be insensitive, but I am not getting why you can't use it, but I can. ???????

Not fair.

 

[Starfish]

Don't jones riff, I'll feed you on and off until this gets resolved.

 

[riff]

Hey. How the fuck u do that?

Nice pussy too, Starfish. If I can't do it, u can.

Thanks!

edit: (STILL DOESN'T FUCKING WORK ON MY END)

I wanna hit something.

 

[Ask For More]

Let's see...

 

[Ask For More]

Seems to be working for me....perhaps it's something to do with the siz of the picture? I tried a couple and i was told they were too big when they were clearly not over the 800X600 size...

 

[lovetoread]

Its not working for me either.

I am trying again.

Damn,its not fair.

 

[Starfish]

Not pussy exclusively, but this lady has attitude!


Talkin bout hey now! Hey now! Aiko Aiko all day....Ohhhhhhhhhooooooo
Jockomoa fee na na na nay!
Jockomoa feena nay!

 

[riff]

Seems to be working for me....perhaps it's something to do with the siz of the picture? I tried a couple and i was told they were too big when they were clearly not over the 800X600 size...

I know the rules. In fact, I have spent considerable time resizing and compressing the beautiful hi-res images I have into these tiny circa-1995 style 800x600 less than jack-sized images.

It's not the size. It's an evil plot directed against me.

 

[riff]

Not pussy exclusively, but this lady has attitude!


Talkin bout hey now! Hey now! Aiko Aiko all day....Ohhhhhhhhhooooooo
Jockomoa fee na na na nay!
Jockomoa feena nay!

EXTREMELY NICE ASS on that one. And I can see she has the jugs to match. Damn! Sure would like to get some of that!

 

[lovetoread]

It's not the size. It's an evil plot directed against me.

Well if its a plot against you,why is it happening to me?

And when its too big,the site tells you,I get nothing like that. It goes through like normal.

 

[Ask For More]

One more time...

 

[Ask For More]

Maybe it only works properly for long time users of the board

 

[Starfish]

 

[riff]

One more time...

Wow..... what a beautiful face.

 

[riff]

heheheheh

 

[Manu]

Ah, the beauty of a nice clean forum upgrade. There's really nothing like it in the world.

Hey Riff or any others with problems - what happens when you try to upload? I tried uploading with several test accounts and it worked for me. Can you let me know if you are getting an error message or if it seems like it's uploading, or if you don't see the upload form, or whatever else?

This nonsense, pinklady and all, started when we upgraded the forum to a newer version. I have a sneaky feeling that there may be a downgrade, or another upgrade, coming up very very soon.

 

[riff]

Manu. I can browse and select pics like I always have. When I post send I get no error message, just the same old kind thank you shit. Though the post goes through much quicker- obviously because nothing is being uploaded but text.

Nothing appears to be malfunctioning with the exception that the attachment does not load.

no errors here. just an actor without a role to play.

 

[lovetoread]

Manu. I can browse and select pics like I always have. When I post send I get no error message, just the same old kind thank you shit. Though the post goes through much quicker- obviously because nothing is being uploaded but text.

Nothing appears to be malfunctioning with the exception that the attachment does not load.

no errors here. just an actor without a role to play.

Exactly what happens to me. No error message or anything.

 

[riff]

Well, I am off to subvert the youth of America by teaching them how to bring down the world's telecommunications infrastructure.

Manu, I empathize. I know sometimes you must work extremely hard and get little thanks.

Trust me on that. I KNOW.....

Fix it, bro'. We got a world to run.

riffers

And thanks to the others for feeding me. I can assure you that when I return, I'll be hungry again.

 

[riff]

It works! It works!

I have direction in my life again! I have direction in my life again!



THANKS MANU!!!