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[Kentraine]

I read through enough pages and posts, i get the virgin title and av deal now.. but damn.. 1000 posts?? i haven't even hit that on a forum i've been on for over a year, and I'm on it daily... oh well.. can't complain.. finaly found a forum for the enjoyers of adventurous fiction

 

[sirhugs]

I read through enough pages and posts, i get the virgin title and av deal now.. but damn.. 1000 posts?? i haven't even hit that on a forum i've been on for over a year, and I'm on it daily... oh well.. can't complain.. finaly found a forum for the enjoyers of adventurous fiction

find a few active forum threads, you'l be fine. I've only been posting a month, I'm over 400 already - try " the person below me game", or the Lit Cafe, or start a story idea thread

 

[sylver_penny]

My name is Penny and I'm a newbie too. I just wanted to pop in and say hello to everyone.
Hope you all are having a nice day/evening.

Penny

 

[playfulgirl]

I'll have a gin & tonic please
...or is it still too early in the day to start drinking?

Helllllllooooooooo Playfulgirl! Can I get you somthing to drink????

It wont be long now before you realize you have ben posting for 5 hours straight.... Just remember 1 more post.. hehe

have fun!

 

[sirhugs]

I'll have a gin & tonic please
...or is it still too early in the day to start drinking?

never fear
playful dear
its never early here



and sylver- nice to see you too
tel us what you like to do

 

[playfulgirl]

maybe I'd quit thinking it was still early if I got out of my pjs.

I love lazy Sunday mornings... and afternoons.

 

[Saint Turgid]

Hi all,

This is my first post on Literotica, though not my first visit, so I thought I would just say hi to everyone.

 

[Azure819]

Hi everyone,

I'm kinda new here also and was nervous about posting here at first. I'm guessing the nervousness would go away in time, but at the same time, I'm realizing how great this website is. Goodnight for now

 

[sirhugs]

welcome Azure- what a lovely name
what do you like most?

 

[sirhugs]

welcome Saint Turgid- interesting name.

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

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[PepperminTrish]

Not exactly a 'newbie' anymore

But I am new to The Playground so I thought I'd post and say Hello soooooo ............... HELLO!!!

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: Not exactly a 'newbie' anymore

But I am new to The Playground so I thought I'd post and say Hello soooooo ............... HELLO!!!

Hiya Trish..Welcome to the playgroud. I've seen your posts on the other board LOL..this is the one for playing on..no politics..no arguments..just fun..Enjoy yourself here.

 

[PepperminTrish]

Re: Not exactly a 'newbie' anymore

Hiya Trish..Welcome to the playgroud. I've seen your posts on the other board LOL..this is the one for playing on..no politics..no arguments..just fun..Enjoy yourself here.

Thanks so much!
It's funny, it took me forever (or so it seemed) to post over there and then I forgot that there were even other forums!
Silly me ................ It looks like there are all kinds of fun and wonderful threads to investigate here and I'm looking forward to doing it.

 

[llee69]

find a few active forum threads, you'l be fine. I've only been posting a month, I'm over 400 already - try " the person below me game", or the Lit Cafe, or start a story idea thread

hehe I have had wayyy many mindless drivel posts!

and many more that are just one word...

hehe

a period can work for a post too....

 

[llee69]

My name is Penny and I'm a newbie too. I just wanted to pop in and say hello to everyone.
Hope you all are having a nice day/evening.

Penny

Penny for my thoughts???

Hiya Sylver! Nice to meet ya.

 

[llee69]

I'll have a gin & tonic please
...or is it still too early in the day to start drinking?

G & T coming right up!

DOnt worry - Its always noon somewhere!

 

[llee69]

maybe I'd quit thinking it was still early if I got out of my pjs.

I love lazy Sunday mornings... and afternoons.

Sunday??? dammit! A day late again!

 

[llee69]

Hi all,

This is my first post on Literotica, though not my first visit, so I thought I would just say hi to everyone.

Hiya S.T. Pull up a seat and stay a while!

 

[llee69]

Hi everyone,

I'm kinda new here also and was nervous about posting here at first. I'm guessing the nervousness would go away in time, but at the same time, I'm realizing how great this website is. Goodnight for now

Well I gotta warn ya, this place can be pretty stining addicting!

Welcome aboard Azure. Hope ya have fun here!

 

[llee69]

Re: Not exactly a 'newbie' anymore

But I am new to The Playground so I thought I'd post and say Hello soooooo ............... HELLO!!!

Hiya PepperminTrish! I am llee69. most people call me Furball though

Pleased to meet ya!

 

[Saint Turgid]

Ahh yes, the name

welcome Saint Turgid- interesting name.

Ahh, my name. Actually, it's Darby Saint-Turgid O'Woody, High Oracle of the Church of the Stiffened Member. But that's just my day job.

Seriously, I couldn't think of much of a handle so I just tossed caution to the wind of high weirdness. Actually, it's somewhat related to an humor article I'm working on about folks who have been rambunctious--and sacrilegious--enough to have had sex in a church. No...I'm not talking about priests or Jimmy Swaggert or stuff like that. I'm referring to people who for one reason or another found themselves in flagrante delicto in a house of worship. Is it just me or does the Lady of Guadalupe look like a giant va...where was I? My handle. Anyway, that's the bit about my handle.

 

[Poor Yorick]

Poor Yorick, I guess you know where this came from; the play Hamlet by Shakespeare. A Literature Minor, but Mathematician by nature.

Anyhoo, I've been around here for quite a bit, but decided to register just lately. I dunno, felt like it, I guess

 

[sirhugs]

welcome Poor Yorick

as one with a poetical bent
I know the bard is rather neat
so this reply to you I've sent
as an unofficial newbie greet

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Ahh yes, the name

Ahh, my name. Actually, it's Darby Saint-Turgid O'Woody, High Oracle of the Church of the Stiffened Member. But that's just my day job.

Seriously, I couldn't think of much of a handle so I just tossed caution to the wind of high weirdness. Actually, it's somewhat related to an humor article I'm working on about folks who have been rambunctious--and sacrilegious--enough to have had sex in a church. No...I'm not talking about priests or Jimmy Swaggert or stuff like that. I'm referring to people who for one reason or another found themselves in flagrante delicto in a house of worship. Is it just me or does the Lady of Guadalupe look like a giant va...where was I? My handle. Anyway, that's the bit about my handle.

cool
there are churchie stories spread about Lit under various categories. If well done, I agree they are hot.