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Well i am a newbie here and just wanted to sya home to get more involved soon. I am from kentucky, so anyoen from there please get a hold of me. I am slo really interested in finding a women to have shat with , doesn't matter where from. Um thanks and i iwll post again.
 
Re: Newbie from down south

Ptolemy said:
Howdy all

I am a 36 year old male. Live in Alabama and am 2 days new on this forum. I collect many things mostly artifacts (Egyptian and Roman) though I have some African and Tibetan stuff in my collection.

Just recently finished up my Masters in Engineering. <Watches as all the women cringe at the geek> No I am not a geek. I actually look about as much of an engineer as Bill Clinton looked like a porno star. I am 6ft 9in tall and over 300 lbs weight. Long salt and pepper hair.

I enjoy sex, every aspect of it. Love to please a woman and please her and please her etc etc etc. You get the picture.

A friend told me about the forum and I came (figuratively and literaly) and liked what I saw and read. So I registered.

Hope to be around for awhile.

wow I talk to much sheesh :rolleyes:

Thats all for now

Ptolemy

Yes as in an Egyptian Pharoh





Hi Ptolemy welcome to Lit. 6'9" and 300lbs ? About the same size as me then. 5' tall and 95lbs :D
Be happy:)






Wendy
 
Re: Golf anyone

stan4u said:
Thanks for the welcome. Have been on line here about two days and everyone seems to be friendly. Some post some really explicit photos(HURRAH). But everything is cool.
I have posted a pic and was wondering if anyone wanted to play golf




Hi stan4u a big welcome to Lit. I like to "play" but I'm not a golf sort of person but i'm sure you'll find some takers:D Be happy :)




Wendy
 
llee69 said:


Well OldestMotive with 2 posts I do believe you are a total newbie! Welcome to Lit!

so, what are you motives? (Getting smacked by Lady_sam for asking such a stupid question)

I hope you have fun around here!

Thanks for the welcome (thanks also to SexySpank). As I say in my profile, my motive for being here is the oldest there is--I like sex! This place is quite a turn-on. I've been reading the stories for a while and just discovered the boards. What fun.
 
llee69 said:


Me thinks its a good thing this outfit is fastened with velcro:D (in the background some stripper music breaks out)

Ever see a furball do a Full Monty?

I am glad to be your looney furball too!

Oh my goodness..... :eek:

Hmm.....if you're doing a Full Monty, where am I supposed to tuck the tips :confused:

:D:D
 
Crest_Pss said:
hi im a newbie here, well i ve read many of the stories, and i like them very much.

well just checking in.

i hav not really been, say left out, but its ok to be accepted. hehe:cool: :D

Hello Crest_Pss. We welcome you with open arms around here!

*noticing that Crest_Pss is back reading stories already!*
 
Omnicron said:
Well i am a newbie here and just wanted to sya home to get more involved soon. I am from kentucky, so anyoen from there please get a hold of me. I am slo really interested in finding a women to have shat with , doesn't matter where from. Um thanks and i iwll post again.

Hiya Omnicron! I live in Indiana myself. we are from all over in here which I love. now come on back and post some more1
 
Well, Tonight is a big night for me. I qualifed for the finals in a Karaoke contest here. So wish me luck. :)

Maybe if any of you get to the Sarasota/Bradenton Area of Florida, I can talk you in to coming out and singing with me. :)

If I'm lucky my golden voice my just attract a cute little freak that would like to be my groupie. :D

TTFN,

Wintermute
 
Pixie said:


Oh my goodness..... :eek:

Hmm.....if you're doing a Full Monty, where am I supposed to tuck the tips :confused:

:D:D

Sweeite, you dont have to tip me! Just being in the same room with you is all I could ever want! (ok, maybe not all... To be able to hold your hand would be quite nice too:D
 
well Oldestmotive, since I discovered these boards, I dont read the stories nearly quite as much... But dang if I am not smiling even more!
 
Yeha i am back. IS there a thread for peopelfrom KY?
and or one where i can meet someone to chat with for a while? and i have no idea how to do half of this stuff.
 
Allison484 said:
Hi to all of you. I've been on here a couple of days now and have become almost addicted already. This must be the best site on the internet. Lots of friendly people. *waving to all of you*. Divorced female here from DFW area of Texas. Any other Texans out there?

Allison :kiss:




Wendy waving to you as I welcome you to Lit. Definitely the best site on the net. Be happy :)



Wendy
 
Wintermute said:
Well, Tonight is a big night for me. I qualifed for the finals in a Karaoke contest here. So wish me luck. :)

Maybe if any of you get to the Sarasota/Bradenton Area of Florida, I can talk you in to coming out and singing with me. :)

If I'm lucky my golden voice my just attract a cute little freak that would like to be my groupie. :D

TTFN,

Wintermute

Bad Furball! I didnt see you sneak this post inbetween mine!

Best of luck Wintermute!

Now

How didyou do?>???? Did you find that groupie????

Inquiring minds want to know, you know???
 
newbe

I have just signed on in the last week but I have been to the site a hole bunch of times I could not count. I love the way people are so open here.
 
Sneaking in here...to give Llee a warm {{{{{{{hug}}}}}}}
how ya been??

soft kisses,
whspr:kiss:
 
Omnicron said:
Yeha i am back. IS there a thread for peopelfrom KY?
and or one where i can meet someone to chat with for a while? and i have no idea how to do half of this stuff.

Hiya omnicron!

Yes there is a thread for Kentuckians. I went out to get the link for you but got sidetracked.... hehe

I will edit this with it shortly here for you.
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WellI went back several pages and didnt see that Ky thread. Maybe there arent that many people from ky here? At least enough to keep it up in the first 5 pages.

I would suggest to go here

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=58300

This is a midwest thread. At least there will be people from near you there.

Also dont be afraid to visit other states threads. In the Hoosier thread (my home state) we have people from Ca, Mi, Il, Oh and across Canada as well.
 
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Re: newbe

Tigger3844 said:
I have just signed on in the last week but I have been to the site a hole bunch of times I could not count. I love the way people are so open here.

Hiya tigger! keep coming back and dont be afraid to join us in the fun!
 
whspr said:
Sneaking in here...to give Llee a warm {{{{{{{hug}}}}}}}
how ya been??

soft kisses,
whspr:kiss:

Big smiles from this furball right now!

Hugs back at {{{{{{{{{Whspr!}}}}}}}}}
 
SaxKitten said:
Hi hi:)

Another newbie here, blazin' in and lookin for trouble;)

Hit the deck!

we got a Blazer in here!!

(ever see a throw rug shake????)

evening there saxkitten! I am a thinking you will fit right in here amoungst all the troublemakers!
 
llee69 said:


Big smiles from this furball right now!

Hugs back at {{{{{{{{{Whspr!}}}}}}}}}

mmmmmm...thanks!!

Always nice to see a big smile, too!!!

soft kisses,
whspr:kiss: :kiss:
 
whspr said:


mmmmmm...thanks!!

Always nice to see a big smile, too!!!

soft kisses,
whspr:kiss: :kiss:

Big heart felt SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Resting my chin on my hands to hold my chin up in place.
 
llee69 said:


Big heart felt SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Resting my chin on my hands to hold my chin up in place.

<big smile> night furball....

Sweet dreams.....

soft kisses,
whspr:kiss:
 
oh look another newbie

:p Annnnnd another newbie leeeeaps into the mudbath.....
Hi, and cheers to all.
Please check out my stories when/if they get approved. :D
c.fey
 
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