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[llee69]

Re: Lee

You came over on the Mayflower? Didn't realise you were that old.

I've just seen Pixie's av and I think it's great. What do you think?

Wendy

Dang if I didnt set myself up for that one! Ayah, I came over in that old bucket. Ever heard of Rip Van Wrinkle??? His nap was nithing compared to mine!

Now let me look back at Pixie's AV. Hmmm, Yes, Nice it is. (doing my best to contain my excitment)

Now that my back is turned and no one is looking - HOT DIGGETY DAMN!

AHem, composure regained. Yes, quite a nice AV.

(Hmm, can I use it for a desktop pic???)

 

[llee69]

HI ALL!!

I am new here.....I guess this means I am a virgin....hehe.

Glad to have finally found a place to post my stories, though I have alot more posting to do before I become experienced

Looking forward to meeting some of you. By the way.....I am from Iowa.....lol....guess that says it all huh?

Bowing before SexyJezebel.

Good evening my dear!

May I take your coat and offer you a drink?

 

[llee69]

thought i'd jump in and say hello. Although a VIRGIN ,from what i've seen posted and read at Lit ,, i sure feel that is a passing term for sure.
Glad to be here,hope to post soon

Dang, with 22 posts so far, I do believe your virginity is about gone!

oops, Hello too!

 

[llee69]

Re: Hi Wendy and Lee

Gosh! I really hope you like my av...

And women have figured men out ages ago,
we just don't want to burst your bubble.
It makes things easier

(Fighting back a smile as big as the Grand Canyon at the sight of Pixie's AV)

Why Hello Pixie, nice to see you again. (oh boy oh boy!) How are you this evening? (ok, remain calm - just dont say anything stupid) Drink can offer I you? (Brain regestering what just came out of mouth) (Mouth remains open since brain is still trying to figure out what Mouth just said) (Oh oh, Drool forming at corner of mouth) (Brain starting to tell hand to wipe mouth as drool starts to leave mouth and head for shirt)

Gee, when did the room Empty? Last thing I remember was Pixie standing before me.

 

[llee69]

Re: Welcome...

You'll soon regret it

You are absolutely right, The world can only be graced by one Pixie. To try and subsatute(sp?) another in place of being with you would be regretefull.

Only 1 reasone to go to Finland - Pixie herself!

 

[Pixie]

Re: Re: Hi Wendy and Lee

(Fighting back a smile as big as the Grand Canyon at the sight of Pixie's AV)

Why Hello Pixie, nice to see you again. (oh boy oh boy!) How are you this evening? (ok, remain calm - just dont say anything stupid) Drink can offer I you? (Brain regestering what just came out of mouth) (Mouth remains open since brain is still trying to figure out what Mouth just said) (Oh oh, Drool forming at corner of mouth) (Brain starting to tell hand to wipe mouth as drool starts to leave mouth and head for shirt)

Gee, when did the room Empty? Last thing I remember was Pixie standing before me.

Aaawwww, you're cute when you're baffled
Brain not working? So what happened to all that blood

 

[Pixie]

Re: Re: Welcome...

You are absolutely right, The world can only be graced by one Pixie. To try and subsatute(sp?) another in place of being with you would be regretefull.

Only 1 reasone to go to Finland - Pixie herself!

That is so true. The world could never cope with two Pixies running around
making a mockery. One is way more than enough

 

[llee69]

Re: Re: Re: Hi Wendy and Lee

Aaawwww, you're cute when you're baffled
Brain not working? So what happened to all that blood

Well Like I said, god only gave me enough blood for 1 head to be used. That wasnt a stool I was using to balance myself on....

(Whew, is that a line of crap or what!)

(I would hate to be THAT big!) (would never be able to feel it all the way inside a woman!)

 

[llee69]

Re: Re: Re: Welcome...

That is so true. The world could never cope with two Pixies running around
making a mockery. One is way more than enough

And all I could every hope for

 

[llee69]

Oh I can use your AV as a desktop pic too.

I only had to find it in mey Cache(dang, how many files are stored there??) then make it a bit bigger. place in right folder and voila! (Hmm, I could also make it into a mosiac and have multiple pics of your av on it. I think I like the singular larger one though.

 

[Pixie]

Oh I can use your AV as a desktop pic too.

I only had to find it in mey Cache(dang, how many files are stored there??) then make it a bit bigger. place in right folder and voila! (Hmm, I could also make it into a mosiac and have multiple pics of your av on it. I think I like the singular larger one though.

Yup, as we discussed...One is more than enough

 

[Pixie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi Wendy and Lee

Well Like I said, god only gave me enough blood for 1 head to be used. That wasnt a stool I was using to balance myself on....

(Whew, is that a line of crap or what!)

(I would hate to be THAT big!) (would never be able to feel it all the way inside a woman!)

With lines like that...I think the blood is certainly not in your brain...

 

[mongo]

It's me

HELLO ,lit.com people it's me mongo.I just wanted to say everybody on this site is great ,everything from the pics to the disc board .its nice to see real people say whats on their mind ps I HOPE TO A PART OF THIS GROWING FAMILY

 

[llee69]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi Wendy and Lee

With lines like that...I think the blood is certainly not in your brain...

(sing to if I only had a brain - Wiz of Oz)

Life would be so simple
and I dont know this line
if I only had a brain..

 

[llee69]

Re: It's me

HELLO ,lit.com people it's me mongo.I just wanted to say everybody on this site is great ,everything from the pics to the disc board .its nice to see real people say whats on their mind ps I HOPE TO A PART OF THIS GROWING FAMILY

Hiya Mongo! Your wish is my command. You are now my mothers brothers adopted cousins aunts nephew uncle's twice removed step child. (Please dont ask as to how that will go on our family tree...)

 

[mongo]

COOL

just as long as Iam in their some where .its better to be apart of something then be nothing at all .

 

[Pixie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi Wendy and Lee

(sing to if I only had a brain - Wiz of Oz)

Life would be so simple
and I dont know this line
if I only had a brain..

Aaaw...I know you have a brain.
You just choose to run other parts of your physique with that blood

I just choose not to use my brain at all...
Thinking always gets me into trouble

 

[strap7964]

I'm pretty new to Literotica. So far I've loved it!
I guess this is the place to come for a good welcome?

 

[llee69]

Re: COOL

just as long as Iam in their some where .its better to be apart of something then be nothing at all .

Yes it is beter to be a part of somthing. Just as long as superglue was not used to make you that way...

 

[llee69]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi Wendy and Lee

Aaaw...I know you have a brain.
You just choose to run other parts of your physique with that blood

I just choose not to use my brain at all...
Thinking always gets me into trouble

It is more fun using that blood for the other reasons

Now what kind of trouble does your brain get up into? (hoping its the same kind as my lack of blood!)

 

[Pixie]

Welcome

I'm pretty new to Literotica. So far I've loved it!
I guess this is the place to come for a good welcome?

Seems to be just the place

You just wait til the oldtimers here see you...

 

[Pixie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hi Wendy and Lee

It is more fun using that blood for the other reasons

Now what kind of trouble does your brain get up into? (hoping its the same kind as my lack of blood!)

Oh, I agree...No reason to waste good blood on a brain

I prefer to keep such maters private...

But if at any point you see me start a sentence with...
"Hey, I was just thinking..."
Start running immediately

 

[llee69]

I'm pretty new to Literotica. So far I've loved it!
I guess this is the place to come for a good welcome?

Ok gang, we got another newbie in here, cmon lets get a move on - gotta get back out on the stage and give our "Welcome to Lit" song and dance!!!

Ohhhh, Pixie! I told you not to wear those shoes! They always hurt your feet. You are still going to have to perform your tap dance routine called "Morse code welcome"

And SexySpank, Just look at you! Making out in the corner! OH girl! now you need to straighten up and touch up your lipstick!

Ok I will run out on the stage and do my warm up comedy act. (enter stage left) (rush back in to put on my pants...)

"Litters and germs, we have a very special show for you"....

 

[Pixie]

Ok gang, we got another newbie in here, cmon lets get a move on - gotta get back out on the stage and give our "Welcome to Lit" song and dance!!!

Ohhhh, Pixie! I told you not to wear those shoes! They always hurt your feet. You are still going to have to perform your tap dance routine called "Morse code welcome"

And SexySpank, Just look at you! Making out in the corner! OH girl! now you need to straighten up and touch up your lipstick!

Ok I will run out on the stage and do my warm up comedy act. (enter stage left) (rush back in to put on my pants...)

"Litters and germs, we have a very special show for you"....

But I LOVE these shoes!! It's not fair!! Why do I always have to do the tap dance??? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy.............

 

[TantaLiza]

Newly Registered

I've been surfing thru here for months now...just got the nerve to finally register. I love to read the wonderful stories to keep my mind active What would make me even happier is to find someone to have a little fun with...any takers??