ALI G - How is he doing

[Gord]

I heard that Ali G has hit the states with his spoof interviews as a right on righteous black dude ( he is in fact a middle class white Jewish boy )

When he first hit the UK he was very funny and a number of our chattering establisment were well and truly go

any one seen him ?

 

[Gord]

The first Comandment ( Ali G style )

I AM THE LORD, WHICH HAVE BROUGHT THEE OUT OF THE LAND OF EGYPT, OUT OF THE HOUSE OF BONDAGE.


s u can see coz Moses woz so mashed, a lot of dese commandants ain’t even written in proper Henglish. Basically dis one iz talkin about Gad, who at de time woz de biggest pimp in de world (bit like wot Snoop iz now, except I don’t fink Gad’s hair was braided, even tho he woz also a bruvva). Gad woz a hero at da time coz he managed to rescue dese hoes from dis house of bondage where dey woz getting all sorts shoved up every hole – which iz out of order. So respect. Dere woz so many of dese hoes in Egypt dat dey built a massive Sphincter to which dey prayed too. Moses helped dese slags escape and on de day dey all left he performed a miracle by parting deir Red curtains. After all his hard work he woz entitled to a freebie.

DA NEW COMMANDANT
I IZ DE MACDADDY, WHO IZ TAKEN U OUT OF DE COUNTY OF BARKSHIRE, U IZ ALL ME HOES, AN IF U IS UP 4 IT ME IZ WELL INTO BONDAGE

 

[Gord]

 

[Gord]

Anyone who thinks that the above picture looks like Hanns

well your probably right

 

[Azwed]

Hehe i watched his show a couple of nights ago with my roommate.

He was interviewing John Glen and it was reallyy funny.