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dg

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I had a struggle and a laugh on my most recent trip. The struggle is that I travel with sandwich bags full of chocolate protein powder. Apparently this looks like heroin - I wouldn't know. Airport security held me for the dogs this time around. Most of the time they accept that it is indeed protein powder. I get it though.

Upon arrival in my destination, Kansas, I saw the strangest sign at baggage claim.

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Very obvious I am not in Manhattan anymore.
 
I had a struggle and a laugh on my most recent trip. The struggle is that I travel with sandwich bags full of chocolate protein powder. Apparently this looks like heroin - I wouldn't know. Airport security held me for the dogs this time around. Most of the time they accept that it is indeed protein powder. I get it though.

Upon arrival in my destination, Kansas, I saw the strangest sign at baggage claim.

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Very obvious I am not in Manhattan anymore.

you should see the Ted Stephens Airport in Anchorage "Ulus are not allowed in carry on baggage. " (an alaskan knife).
 
you should see the Ted Stephens Airport in Anchorage "Ulus are not allowed in carry on baggage. " (an alaskan knife).

I like these things. I like when they have examples, in glass, of items not allowed. Plumbers wrenches are always a laugh to me. Rat poison as well.
 
I like these things. I like when they have examples, in glass, of items not allowed. Plumbers wrenches are always a laugh to me. Rat poison as well.

I got stopped in TSA because I had a set of box wrenches flying home from missouri , for mr ... they measured them all and all met the criteria . I guess there is a large amount of terrorists taking the planes apart, one panel at a time.

Maybe if you didnt try to smuggle the protein powder where the finches have been....
 
I got stopped in TSA because I had a set of box wrenches flying home from missouri , for mr ... they measured them all and all met the criteria . I guess there is a large amount of terrorists taking the planes apart, one panel at a time.

Maybe if you didnt try to smuggle the protein powder where the finches have been....

A 5 inch wrench isn't a threat as a weapon. A 6 inch wrench, on the other hand, can fuck up someones day.

What point is there to having an extremely loose asshole if you aren't going to smuggle drugs in it?
 
A 5 inch wrench isn't a threat as a weapon. A 6 inch wrench, on the other hand, can fuck up someones day.

What point is there to having an extremely loose asshole if you aren't going to smuggle drugs in it?

ah so now its drugs ;)

yeah one wrench was 1/4 in too long but the guy let me by with it . I was near flipping out on him at that point . he was nice... I was traveling alone with 4 kids and looked like I was about to melt down in the middle of kansas city airport.
 
They should post that sign in the stores in Texas...

Texas

Back in the 70's, there was a gun store in Denver where every member of the staff was armed and carrying openly. It was a very polite gun store. My shooting coach picked up a pair of Remington 40x's there.
 
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