AHHHHH.......The joys of Parenthood......

[Beebeeblue]

Your 3-year-old daughter screaming across the house.....


"Mom, come wipe my buuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!"

Gotta love her!

 

[Slinky'sWench]

awww bless

my 2 year old son discovered my box of tampons yesterday and thought it was really funny that they 'grew' when he dropped them down the loo !!

£50 to Mr. Dynorod later....

 

[Vinny]

Loo

awww bless

my 2 year old son discovered my box of tampons yesterday and thought it was really funny that they 'grew' when he dropped them down the loo !!

It could have been worse. He could have fluched the loo

 

[Slinky'sWench]

Re: Loo

It could have been worse. He could have fluched the loo [/B]

he did, that's why I had to call for the services of Mr. Dynorod

 

[Summery]

My classic was when my 3 year old son decided to display his artistic talents by drawing on the living room walls. Or dropping all his toy cars into the fish tank.

 

[Elizabeth]

My classic was when my 3 year old son decided to display his artistic talents by drawing on the living room walls.

My 8 year old step-daughter tried this when she was about 5. But...she autographed it too. Priceless.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Molecular Homicide

Originally noted by Dave Barry,
Describing the dangers of adults becoming too sick to supervise...

For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire life to date. He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days now.

He has the sense of joyful independence a 5-year-old child gets when he suddenly realizes that he could be operating an acetylene torch in the coat closet and neither parent [because of the flu] would have the strength to object.

He has been foraging for his own food, which means his diet consists entirely of "food" substances which are advertised only on Saturday-morning cartoon shows; substances that are the color of jukebox lights and that, for legal reasons, have their names spelled wrong, as in New Creemy Chok-'n'-Cheez Lumps o' Froot ("part of this complete breakfast.")

 

[hornylady]

Trying (and failing) to buy condoms discreetly in a packed supermarket!!!

Or, how about your 4 year-old announcing to the entire restaurant during a convenient lull in the noise that "Mummy has gone for a wee"!!!!!

 

[lovetoread]

My youngest,who knew how to talk early, would pull on my shirt and start yelling in the middle of the store...."booby juice...I want my booby juice!"

Yes,the child was breast fed.

 

[DirtyGrl]

We had a tin of "pecker mints" in the house. For those who dont know they are mints shaped like penis's. As a treat one day The 3 year old was giving a treat of one of the mints. Someone in the house taught the Toddler that when he wanted another mint to say "I want more Cock".

Hes in the corner market with me and asks me if he can have more cock.....
ack

DirtyGrl