Shrimps'n'Peas
Not bug eyed, bag eyed!
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ahahahahhahaaaaa @ BDSM
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h_i_s
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Yep ... although, i think it's a 'he', graceanne.graceanne said:
Note the name: "Shrimps'n'Peas".
Translates as: teeny weeny penis 'n' with bed wetting issues
It's a 'he' troll.
... never know though (it could be just a lost lil' feminine 'nilla with a strap on and no clue as to how to use it?? Perhaps they are trying to befriend someone ... looking for instruction etc?? i don't know if anyone here can help them. Difficult to help a troll that has an IQ of 2 , yet requires a 3 just to grunt. )i really wish Lit would check IDs at the 'register for an account here' door. Perhaps it would cut down on the possibilty of adolescents wandering in so easily.
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graceanne
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sinn0cent1 said:Yep ... although, i think it's a 'he', graceanne.
Note the name: "Shrimps'n'Peas".
Translates as: teeny weeny penis 'n' with bed wetting issues
It's a 'he' troll.
i really wish Lit would check IDs at the 'register for an account here' door. Perhaps it would cut down on the possibilty of adolescents wandering in so easily.
*giggles* Is that why he's wearing that loin cloth? He doesn't want us to see his shrimp?
Oh, poor widdle troll, it's ok. Nothing can make you uglier. We'll still think you're cute!
Daddyslilpet
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graceanne said:
That's true... good point! It is a cute one, so fluffy and not very stinky either.
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Kind of reminds me of Douglas Adams' character in his books. The alien who has an alphabetical list of all sentient creatures, travels through time to tell them all in order that they suck or some such.
That's dedication.
At least they care.
Trolls need love too.
I'm afraid I don't even care enough about Douglas Adams right now to look up the character...I'm sloppy.
That's dedication.
At least they care.
Trolls need love too.
I'm afraid I don't even care enough about Douglas Adams right now to look up the character...I'm sloppy.
h_i_s
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WHY not??dixicritter said:
This one hasn't even begged for any cookies, or chocolate.
Truth be told, word around here has oral consumption being it's preference..
Fussy lil' thing with expensive taste .... prefers ceramic over sillicone strap ons, i've been told. Go figure ..
rosco rathbone
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Shrimps'n'Peas said:
Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Marquis said:
<snickers very heartily>
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tsk tsk boys
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Shrimps'n'Peas said:
Yes you are
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Accident involving a pair of rubber bands, a particle accelerator and a liquid lunch.
*grin*
*grin*
Shankara20
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Shrimps'n'Peas said:
What party did you see me at? Next time say "Hi!"
Oh - by the way... Fat people fuck too.....
Thanks - I feel better now.
Just on a lark, I glanced at the troll's profile. Pretty amusing.
He's posted almost 7000 times since 2003. That comes out to 7.77 posts a day, every day, for about two years. Either that's misplaced dedication, or an unprecedented lack of RL social life.
Poor, sad, lonely little troll. If making an idiot of yourself in our forum makes you feel even the tiniest bit better about yourself and your life, go right ahead. You're not bothering us.
He's posted almost 7000 times since 2003. That comes out to 7.77 posts a day, every day, for about two years. Either that's misplaced dedication, or an unprecedented lack of RL social life.
Poor, sad, lonely little troll. If making an idiot of yourself in our forum makes you feel even the tiniest bit better about yourself and your life, go right ahead. You're not bothering us.
graceanne said:I have an average of 11 posts a day. Are you saying that I don't have a life . . . oh wait. Never mind.
You may have more posts per day, but Shrimpy has almost 8 troll posts a day. You actively and positively contribute to a community of friends; Shrimpenheimer there spends a big chunk of his day in a pathetic cries for attention from people he has no idea how to interact with in any sort of positive way.
The difference, Graceann, is that we like you.
