AH Shagging

[Dar~]

Sadly no, not the ones I've been to. And I think I can see why Literotica doesn't have gender-based titles --- the trannies!

What would you call them? And would women and trannies fight over who gets to be called "queen"? And then us gays, being used to be called "queens" - what if some gay men would prefer to be called "queen" rather than "king"? And what if a really buff lesbian would object to being called "princess"?

I have just decided that I love you

 

[Bishonen]

I have just decided that I love you

Awwww... I feel like I've been accepted, now!

 

[Honey123]

does that work?

slut.





OOPS! I mean: "beautiful slut!"

Bastard!

Just for that you have to work to get on my list...

Oh wait...you called me beautiful..ok, you're on it...

 

[Guest]

Bastard!

Just for that you have to work to get on my list...

Oh wait...you called me beautiful..ok, you're on it...

Finally you're back.

Did you pickup the package at Victoria Secrets I called to have left for you?

 

[cantdog]

Honey, my God, darlin, you get better lookin all the time.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Sadly no, not the ones I've been to. And I think I can see why Literotica doesn't have gender-based titles --- the trannies!

What would you call them? And would women and trannies fight over who gets to be called "queen"? And then us gays, being used to be called "queens" - what if some gay men would prefer to be called "queen" rather than "king"? And what if a really buff lesbian would object to being called "princess"?

LOL!

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I suddenly have this weird, almost overwhelming wish that I was a piece of leopard skin..................................

 

[carsonshepherd]

Bastard!

Just for that you have to work to get on my list...

Oh wait...you called me beautiful..ok, you're on it...

hey, if someone calls me a slut, that guarantees they're on my list

 

[Dar~]

hey, if someone calls me a slut, that guarantees they're on my list

[size=+3]SLUT!!![/size]




did it work? is he going straight?

 

[carsonshepherd]

[size=+3]SLUT!!![/size]




did it work? is he going straight?

*snicker*

 

[Dar~]

*snicker*

 

[RhymeFairy]

Mmm, I love where this thread is going, and where it has been.
Naughty, nice and even Slutty have made the top 10
... VaVoomm Baby ~

*snickers out loud.
Ya'll are so much Fun.
Thanks for the laugh this pm.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

hey, if someone calls me a slut, that guarantees they're on my list

slut!!!

 

[Honey123]

hey, if someone calls me a slut, that guarantees they're on my list

Carson...I just want to shag you...in any slutty way you want....

 

[Belegon]

Carson...I just want to shag you...in any slutty way you want....

ok, now replace that first word with "Bel" and say that while crawling across the carpet towards me....

(...Carson ain't gonna take advantage so I might as well...*grin*)

 

[Honey123]

ok, now replace that first word with "Bel" and say that while crawling across the carpet towards me....

(...Carson ain't gonna take advantage so I might as well...*grin*)

I'd walk on water to shag you, handsome....

(Don't think I'd make Carson's list if he were straight...*sigh)

 

[eric shawn listo]

(Don't think I'd make Carson's list if he were straight...*sigh)

"Oh, what fools these mortals be."

 

[Honey123]

"Oh, what fools these mortals be."

Perhaps tempting him with a candy cane? Or was that you?

 

[Guest]

"Oh, what fools these mortals be."

No Shakespeare. We read smut here.

100 post deduction from your total.

Go to your corner.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Perhaps tempting him with a candy cane? Or was that you?

Candy canes? Licking? Finger licking? Good.

 

[Honey123]

Candy canes? Licking? Finger licking? Good.

Absolutely...finger licking good...

 

[eric shawn listo]

Absolutely...finger licking good...

~lick~ ~lick~

Gotta go. See ya, Hon.

 

[mlady_france]

No Shakespeare. We read smut here.

100 post deduction from your total.

Go to your corner.

You make me laugh. Tie me up and do anything but say no.

 

[Honey123]

No Shakespeare. We read smut here.

100 post deduction from your total.

Go to your corner.

Oh, Ted...you know Shakespeare works were totally with sexual innuendo...I think it's ok to quote him...


To be or not to be,--that is the question... (most of us bi-curious authors have thought this)

Out, damned spot!... ('specially when reading some writings here)


Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet... (hmm..parting???)

A horse! a horse! (Shanglan....)

What a piece of work is man! (which piece?)

Give me my robe, put on my crown

The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars

I go, and it is done; the bell invites me (Belegon??)


My words fly up, my thoughts remain below (yes of course they do....)

All that glisters is not gold (no...it's called cum..)

Nothing can come of nothing (exactly)

By the pricking of my thumbs (he said pricking...lol)

I follow him to serve my turn upon him (see, he wanted to have anal sex)

O happy dagger! (holding it in his hand, I assume?)

My only love sprung from my only hate! (Perhaps a bit o'jerking off)

Is this a dagger which I see before me (again, holding it in his hand?)

Off with his head! (see above)

When shall we three meet again (3some's...even back then?)

Blow, blow, thou winter wind (no need for explanation)

Asses are made to bear, and so are you (haha....)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Old Willie is also the world's most famous bisexual author. He if anyone should be quoted on Lit.