Advice on possible online D/S relationship

[neci]

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[chy_girl]

WRONG CHY, JUST WRONG.

Why can't you people understand my chicken sensitivity? It's like you are a bunch of sadists and you think I may be a masochist or something.....

NO!!! Being sadistic would be me showing up to hypnotize your chickens, line them up on the roost and then decorating them.

*sighs*
Ookaaaayy....

Better?

*bats her eyelashes and looks innocent*

 

[Etoile]

No it's not. That leaves more of your awesome awesomeness for the rest of us.

That's very kind of you, but I have truly endless amounts of awesomeness, and - much like King Julien - MY BOTTOM IS THE MOST FANTASTIC OF ALL!!

I am awesome.

 

[midwestyankee]

That's very kind of you, but I have truly endless amounts of awesomeness, and - much like King Julien - MY BOTTOM IS THE MOST FANTASTIC OF ALL!!

I am awesome.

I thought you were the bottom?

 

[Etoile]

I thought you were the bottom?

*shakes head*

No, no, NO! Not that kind of BOTTOM.

My BOOTY.

Look at my fantastic BOOTY.

*points*

Mort!! Go bring me lychee nuts.

 

[Adakgirl]

what i want to know is if i move to make her a online sub to me am i going to have a back lash in how are relationship started.

Probably, yes.