DeepGreenEyes
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Feed the cyber fowl or be destroyed.
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Advice on possible online D/S relationship
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Feed the cyber fowl or be destroyed.
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chy_girl
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Huh... Perhaps try corn. Or worms. Worms are really cool! Especially when there's one hen on each end and the pull it till it snaps in two.
Yeah, none of my smart ass answers to this would fall in the appropriate category...
So you choose to ask (and I use that word loosely) a board full of strangers to tell you the long term reaction of a living, breathing human being that we've never talked to and have no personal history on. Seriously. That's not only an impossibility for us but it's delving into the realm of irresponsibility for you.
You really need to get out more and actually watch the irl world around you.
Wow, DGE, I don't think I've ever seen you in a cock-waving contest before.
DeepGreenEyes
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One word to that: Phhhhhhhth!!!!
Wow, DGE, I don't think I've ever seen you in a cock-waving contest before.
Bwahahahahahahah...Mine shoots a deathlaser out of the eye!!
the captians wench
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VelvetSin
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Oh, for the love of all that is holy!
First, thank you for the edit, tek. The original was headache-inducing.
Hi, my name is V, and I'm a WoW nerd (though this post brought back not-so-fond memories of why I'm happily on an extended vacation). Fortunately, not all people that play are socially-challenged wanktards. Unfortunately, this socially-challenged wanktard had to go and set a bad example to the general public. This is why I think all keyboards should be equipped with electro-feedback, so the viewing public can shock the shit out of people like this. It does make me feel better to imagine him twitching uncontrollably at his desk, though I imagine his browser history would tell a sad tale about how common an event that probably is.
In answer to the question though, yes, it will have a backlash on any possible future you might establish with her. She'll hate you. For the record, you deserve it. To correct this, you should cancel your WoW account, then contact your internet provider and terminate service. Correspond with her only through written letters, but only after signing up for a remedial English class so you can communicate with her intelligently. Unless of course, your intent is to be a douchebag, in which case, skip the English class and subject her to the punishment you shared with the Lit community.
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DeepGreenEyes
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That might hurt!
Oh no, it's a rush to scream and then blow a gaping hole in the wall. But facials are...inadvisable.
So, live and learn.Hi, V. Glad I could be of help- well, to you, the OP's just trolling. And I don't think it has the ability to take and pass a remedial English class,
what with the brain tumor. I have to say it really does warm the cockles to see the old standbys of being a prick are still alive and well. What we have here is #7 on the P.A.S. Trolling Rudiment List - the Point-Proving Fake-Out, where the troll insists all along he never meant any of what he said as anything other than an 'experiment' or, as in this case, a test. It is, of course, invariably bullshit, but what else would you expect?
chy_girl
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Honesty, integrity and acceptance of personal responsibility. But then again, I've always been a bit of an idealist.
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You expected that someone, who felt that his interactions weren't 'real' in one online context and therefore didn't require any of those things, to show them here?
Oh chy. You need a beating baaaad, don't you?
chy_girl
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You expected that someone, who felt that his interactions weren't 'real' in one online context and therefore didn't require any of those things, to show them here?
Oh chy. You need a beating baaaad, don't you?
I do need a beating. Badly. A very long one involving leather and rubber and thuddy things and stingy bits and paddles and canes. And hair pulling and bites and breath play. Preferable after being strung up by my wrists, blindfolded, and made to beg for it via liberal use of the fucking rabbit fur interspersed with light scratches and blade play. And going until my knees give out, my hands go all retarded and my brain disconnects till my vocabulary contains only single letter sounds followed by sighs.
*shrugs*
Told ya I was an idealist.
a) do you have a copy of that list?
b) I take solace in the fact that the OP is obviously dumber than rocks. Still feel sorry for the girl, but, oh well.
Let me try to put this thread to good use:
WoW or LotR?
chy_girl
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How many days do you have left?
chy_girl
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I've not quite got to the counting of the minutes yet. Nearly, but not quite. I hope they pass quickly for you.
At this point my projected date is the 6th, with what I will assume is going to be a very frustrating 5 minute teaser on the 30th. I'm still debating on whether holding out hope for a surprise visit is a happy thought or self-imposed mental sadism.
chy_girl
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Yeah. You're right on that one. And that's self-imposed sadism of the not so fun variety.
midwestyankee
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Geez, is this train wreck still happening?
No-no. It's not a sadist chicken thread....for chickens that play WoW.
Fuckin' hilarious AV, btw.
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Ah, well, let me know when the sadist chicken thread starts to fly.
