Advice: I Touched Another Man's Junk During A 4-Some; Am I Gay?

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Happy, not Gay.

Do chickens eat eggs?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Most of the original story could have been my wife and our best friends at about that age with a few changes.
My wife wouldn't swap with our best friends or anyone. I was willing and able as were they. We all even masturbated the other partners.
Neither I nor he touched each other because we weren't and aren't gay. I came as close as taking a pee and my friend's wife holding it for me, begging me to fuck her. I kept reminding her, as well as him before he fell asleep, that my wife is not gonna put out.

D++ and I did accidentally touch each others ding-a-lings as we attempted to insert those dingers into opposite wives.

Sometime during the night as we were all sort of huddled in a naked mass on the bed, I reached over to feel one of the wives. I grabbed D++'s cock.

This was like 40 years ago. I don't believe D++, his wife, or mine knew this. Yes, it happened some 40 years ago. I've never touched another man's thingie since, honest!

So dear Doctor am I gay?

 

[Hypoxia]

Are you submitting this under "Loving Wives" or "Non-consent/Reluctance"
?

Sounds to me like it fits in Fantasy.

 

[abelle]

How many Elton John records do you own?

 

[pointless]

are you asking him if he's gay or just really fucking old?

 

[abelle]

are you asking him if he's gay or just really fucking old?

I don't know.

 

[anchoredinocean]

What is with Mr. Bates and his copy/pasting entire things from the web with no citation?

http://jamaica-gleaner.com/article/outlook/20160306/dear-doc-am-i-secretly-gay


Also interesting that it's always about race and homosexuality.

 

[pensivepoet]

Dear Dick Likker,
I've reviewed your case, and while quite serious, I don't believe it's terminal.
Chew some beechnut and spit it~never swallow.
Get a greasy John Deere hat.
Rip the sleeves off your denim shirt.
Smack your wife around some.
Get a six pack of Budweiser and put on Fox news.
Burp a lot.
The bill is in the mail

 

[pointless]

c&p or not i just hope he took my advice.

 

[Aphro]

Dear Dick Likker,
I've reviewed your case, and while quite serious, I don't believe it's terminal.
Chew some beechnut and spit it~never swallow.
Get a greasy John Deere hat.
Rip the sleeves off your denim shirt.
Smack your wife around some.
Get a six pack of Budweiser and put on Fox news.
Burp a lot.
The bill is in the mail

I laughed. But what's beechnut?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Den

Dear Dick Likker,
I've reviewed your case, and while quite serious, I don't believe it's terminal.
Chew some beechnut and spit it~never swallow.
Get a greasy John Deere hat.
Rip the sleeves off your denim shirt.
Smack your wife around some.
Get a six pack of Budweiser and put on Fox news.
Burp a lot.
The bill is in the mail

I'm not sure who this good advice is for but I did all of the above. 'Cept I stole a CAT hat. Does Bud Lite count?
Hain't got no insurance and my wife's bigger than me with hairy legs..

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

I laughed. But what's beechnut?

You've been spending way too much time in the pale moonlight.

 

[pensivepoet]

I laughed. But what's beechnut?

Chaw
You know, those nasty piles of brown slime in the 7-11 parking lot.
Chew tobaca chew tobaca chew tobaca
Spit!

 

[Aphro]

Chaw
You know, those nasty piles of brown slime in the 7-11 parking lot.
Chew tobaca chew tobaca chew tobaca
Spit!

I must lead a sheltered life. Either that, or Canadians don't chew tobacco.

 

[pensivepoet]

I must lead a sheltered life. Either that, or Canadians don't chew tobacco.

Just think of it as redneck back bacon.

 

[Lancecastor]

I like the beware of vagina germs part.

However, you have had sex with his wife and, if she is a regular 'swinger,' then there has to be a possibility that she might have had germs in her vagina. If in doubt, see a doctor for some tests.

 

[Aphro]

Yeah, vaginas are gross. I Lysol mine to kill the germs.

 

[doowdniw]

Chew some Red Man ~ swallow. *takes two steps back*

 

[yossi]

For a thread about junk touching there is precious little junk being touched.

 

[pensivepoet]

For a thread about junk touching there is precious little junk being touched.

C'mere
*unzips*

 

[Hypoxia]

It takes a macho man to suck cock, dewd.

 

[pensivepoet]

It takes a macho man to suck cock, dewd.

Thanks for putting that horrible song in my head.