Advice for Black Friday

[oggbashan]

Quoted from Times 2 in the UK today:

Ten points of advice for Black Friday:

"Stay Home" x 10

You want more advice?

Stay Home. Ignore the offers on goods you don't want or need that the retailers don't want either.

 

[great lover]

Quoted from Times 2 in the UK today:

Ten points of advice for Black Friday:

"Stay Home" x 10

You want more advice?

Stay Home. Ignore the offers on goods you don't want or need that the retailers don't want either.

Another advice - Spend your bucks online!

 

[Hypoxia]

BF is the perfect day to burgle cars and homes of brainless shoppers.

 

[tiny_tits]

Quoted from Times 2 in the UK today:

Ten points of advice for Black Friday:

"Stay Home" x 10

You want more advice?

Stay Home. Ignore the offers on goods you don't want or need that the retailers don't want either.

soooo... no Thanksgiving, but you still have Black Friday, huh?

 

[Wrong Element]

I went out on Black Friday one year, and my car broke down literally in the exit to the parking lot. It's a wonder I wasn't killed by a furious mob.

Clearly it was a message from God. I'm stayin' home.

 

[oggbashan]

soooo... no Thanksgiving, but you still have Black Friday, huh?

We don't want Black Friday, but we've got it.

We save the Turkeys for Christmas.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Black Friday is a horrible tradition that needs to go away. Be forewarned British brothers and sisters, if you feed the Beast it will grow out of control.

 

[oggbashan]

Black Friday is a horrible tradition that needs to go away. Be forewarned British brothers and sisters, if you feed the Beast it will grow out of control.

Some UK retail chains are already rejecting Black Friday.

But I have had nearly 50 emails this week for Black Friday offers.

 

[tiny_tits]

We don't want Black Friday, but we've got it.

We save the Turkeys for Christmas.

What do you eat on Boxing Day?

 

[oggbashan]

What do you eat on Boxing Day?

Leftover turkey...

 

[tiny_tits]

Leftover turkey...

4th of July?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Black Friday is a horrible tradition that needs to go away. Be forewarned British brothers and sisters, if you feed the Beast it will grow out of control.

Absolutely this. It's consumerism at its ugliest.

 

[oggbashan]

4th of July?

Is that a foreign date like Cinco De Mayo?

Bastille Day? We drink French wine.

St David's Day? The Welsh wave leeks and offer to stuff them up the ass of anyone who objects.

St Andrew's Day? The Scots get drunk - again.

St Patrick's Day. Everything turns green but it is mainly a marketing ploy for Guinness.

St George's Day? Why should we bother? St George never came anywhere near England.

 

[Mr Noone]

4th of July?

Crow.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Last night my wife asked if I would run to the mall with her Friday. I said no. She did something to change my mind.

She's tricky

 

[OldJourno]

Crow.

Rim shot

 

[pink]

I stay home and shop online a lot.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

#blackfridaymatters.

 

[pointless]

you get better deals on xmas eve and boxing day anyway.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Hypoxia]

The T-day riot is over so today is for sex. Not shopping; sex. The nearest BF shopping opportunities are an hour and a half away over snowy mountain roads, and they don't got what we want anyway, so fuck that.

Not Black Friday -- Fuck Friday.

 

[thør]

I have had the short ribs in the AKORN for an hour and a half. About another 6.5 hours to go. The wind is gusting up to 50 mph. I have coffee, beer and wine to sustain me. The relatives should be here about 5 to make a mess out of my house. My black Friday is all mapped out.

 

[Carnevil9]

#blackfridaymatters.

No. ALL Fridays matter!!

 

[neci]

there are leftovers to eat, and i am not leaving the house. i may have to finish the bottle of procecco that was opened yesterday, before it goes too flat.