Advice as One-Liners

[h_i_s]

Never put "Pop Rocks Candy" up your ass. (Bad idea, so i've been told )

 

[BarnabySchmidt]

"A good salesman sells you what you need, not what you want."

(How about this: At the end of 1 year, if this thread is still going, which hopefully it is, we will have some kind of vote to decide whose line of advice is the best. For now: Grand Prize is the admiration and envy of fellow posters. Real Prizes, if any, to be determined at a later date.

 

[Quoll]

Never put "Pop Rocks Candy" up your ass. (Bad idea, so i've been told )

So the coke and pop rocks enema is out then?

 

[MercyMia]

Are you telling me I shouldn't masterbate and have an orgasim?

LOL!

Two ears, one mouth--that tells you the ration of listening to talking.

OR more sexually speaking,

Women shouldn't be too much like creamy peanut butter--easy to spread.

 

[h_i_s]

So the coke and pop rocks enema is out then?

i'm more of a Pepsi fan.

 

[LotusDreamer]

Oldies, but goodies

- Love should never hurt.
- Love is a two-way street.
-And my favorite: Failure is not falling down, but staying down. (Courtesy of America's Sweetheart & First Lady of film Mary Pickford and Gran'ma)

 

[AppleBiter]

Just because someone may not be loving you the way you think they should doesn't mean they aren't loving you with all that they have.

 

[Quoll]

i'm more of a Pepsi fan.

I'm thinking a lot of things would hit the fan.

 

[NaughtyLil1]

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

I'm really good at that.

 

[TBKahuna123]

"Blow" is just an expression, sweetie. You gotta suck that fucker.

Thanks alot dude, I just shot coke out my nose!!!!!!!

Confusious say: Man who uses Porno movie as sexual how-to manual, usually found masturbating alone in parent's basement.

 

[trout, kilgore]

Don't worry, it's not the end of the world. Unless it's the end of the world.

 

[Quoll]

This is going to hurt you, more than it is going to hurt me.

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

Well

So the coke and pop rocks enema is out then?

Well it would give a new meaning to "Blow it out your ass"

Holden

 

[Pyro Paul]

The trick to flying is throwing yourself at the aground and missing.

a price at a penny never bought life of any. (? i heard it some where im not sure what it means?)

never take laxatives and sleeping pills togeather.

 

[Pyro Paul]

There is No problem in this world that can not be solved through the use of the proper amount of explosives.

patience is a virtue that most forget.

people are dumb stupid panicky animals.

 

[TempWife]

Never ask a guy "Is it in yet?"

 

[MagicFingers]

Borrowed from fathom7 - thanks

"The Tongue NEVER gets soft." -- Truism and philosophy

 

[christcat69]

It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean but I'd rathjer be on a cruiseliner than a dingy any day!

 

[Quinn71]

Procrastination is much like Masterbation......it feels good at the time, but in the end you are only FUCKING YOURSELF!

 

[phoenix1224]

Just used this in another thread, and I kinda liked it...

Remember: Tough love... It's not just for kids anymore.

 

[trout, kilgore]

Don't wait, go ahead and do it now.