Advent Tease

Well since nobody came through with a Candy Cane cock - just have to risk asking my crush *grumble grumble* - gonna set you all a new challenge!
In the spirit of recognizing it’s the Celtics that rule supreme, not the Timberwolves or any such craziness -
GO GREEN!!

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So whether it’s Tinsel Tits, Lucky Cocks, poetry, art, or on themes of winning, overcoming adversity, luck, whatever inspires you - bring on the spirit of the Celtics!!
💋
Well...my guess is there's green tinsel in my future interactions with you!
 
Dear Litser who will remain unnamed

If you’ve been following the thread, you’ll know I specifically said at the start, we don’t want dickpics in response to what happens on the thread

Here are things I’m not wanting this Christmas:

- Random offers of dickpics from complete randos
- Unsolicited dickpics
- Unsolicited dms asking whether I want dickpics

Unless you’re my Lit crush, or Timothée Chalamet, or someone equally desirable, I don’t wanna see your dick in my dms

Take suggested tasks as fun for the thread, and not a reason to creep into my dms
Show me the same respect that I hope you’re showing Scarlet and Theater
And if you’re showing them similar disrespect - you can fuck right off
 
17 days before Christmas and it was quiet on Lit,
Nothing was visible not even a tit,
Stockings worn by litsters all over,
Sporting luck brought by the Celts green clover.
 
Definitely Christmas themed! Fortunately for me, I hadn't yet sent my "What I want to find under my tree this Yule" list off to the appropriate parties so once I saw this marvelously sexy image I was able to do a quick revision by crossing out my former number one item, and scrawling in "Theatreslut" (in purple crayon!) I even walked it to the mail box in bare feet through the snow (colder than a witches boobies here today!) so it would get to the Land of Fantasies and Desires as swiftly as possible so my wish comes true - holiday miracles and all that! You should call this beauty Today's Tinsel Tease! But anyway...thank you for sharing - this certainly got me into the holiday spirit this morning!
 
Definitely Christmas themed! Fortunately for me, I hadn't yet sent my "What I want to find under my tree this Yule" list off to the appropriate parties so once I saw this marvelously sexy image I was able to do a quick revision by crossing out my former number one item, and scrawling in "Theatreslut" (in purple crayon!) I even walked it to the mail box in bare feet through the snow (colder than a witches boobies here today!) so it would get to the Land of Fantasies and Desires as swiftly as possible so my wish comes true - holiday miracles and all that! You should call this beauty Today's Tinsel Tease! But anyway...thank you for sharing - this certainly got me into the holiday spirit this morning!
Well I think you have been appropriately naughty this year 😘
 
Dear Litser who will remain unnamed
Unless you’re my Lit crush, or Timothée Chalamet, or someone equally desirable, I don’t wanna see your dick in my dms
Dear Santa,

Please tell me that Timothée Chalamet is on lit, following this thread and knows what he needs to do. It would restore my belief in random shit and that the world is unbelievably tiny.

Give Mrs. Claus a big hug from me,
A
 
Dear Santa,

Please tell me that Timothée Chalamet is on lit, following this thread and knows what he needs to do. It would restore my belief in random shit and that the world is unbelievably tiny.

Give Mrs. Claus a big hug from me,
A
Dear A,
I notice you’re writing from a porn site.
If this is some joke that Santa put you up to, tell him I am not flashing my bits again, that was a one time deal because someone spiked my drink
Mrs Claus
 
Dear A,
I notice you’re writing from a porn site.
If this is some joke that Santa put you up to, tell him I am not flashing my bits again, that was a one time deal because someone spiked my drink
Mrs Claus
Dear Sexy Mrs. Claus,
You can let Santa know that I really really appreciated and continue to appreciate your boudoir photos that he put in my stocking last year. Especially the one of you in heels putting the angel on top of the tree!
Stickily yours,
A
 
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