Adultry = Life In Prison???

RedHairedandFriendly

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This caught my interest when I logged into yahoo a minute ago. . .

Thu Jan 18, 12:58 AM ET

DETROIT, United States (AFP) - Philanderers beware: spouses caught cheating in Michigan could end up spending the rest of their life in prison.


And not the emotional kind.

The state's appeals court recently ruled that extramarital flings can be prosecuted as first-degree criminal sexual conduct, a felony punishable by up to life in jail.

"We cannot help but question whether the Legislature actually intended the result we reach here today," Judge William Murphy wrote in a unanimous Court of Appeals panel, "but we are curtailed by the language of the statute from reaching any other conclusion."

"Technically," he added, "any time a person engages in sexual penetration in an adulterous relationship, he or she is guilty of CSC I," the most serious sexual assault charge in the state's criminal code.

Michigan still lists adultery as a felony, although no one has been convicted of the offense since 1971.

Nobody really expects prosecutors to go after cheating spouses. But the ruling has the local legal community twittering about its genuine intended target.

One theory floating around the courthouse is that the judges were taking a jab at the state Supreme Court, which has decreed that judges must interpret statutory language adopted by the Legislature literally, whatever the consequences.

Many other states allow judges to reject a literal interpretation if they believe it would lead to an absurd result.

Judge Murphy wrote that he encouraged "the Legislature to take a second look at the statutory language if they are troubled by our ruling."

A spokesman for the attoney general, who publicly admitted to adultery in November, declined to say whether they would press for legislative amendments to make it clear that only violent felonies involving an unwilling victim could trigger a first-degree CSC charge.

"This is so bizarre that it doesn't even merit a response," Rusty Hill said.

The appeals court decision involved a man convicted of trading prescription painkillers for sex.

In an attempt to increase his jail time, prosecutors used an obscure provision of the state's criminal law to charge him with criminal sexual conduct, which occurs whenever "sexual penetration occurs under circumstances involving the commission of any other felony."
 
Isn't it interesting? It's kind of funny that it's suddenly getting such national exposure. We heard about it on the news on Wednesday and since thing it has circulated everywhere.

Gotta love Michigan! :rolleyes:
 
lipsofanangel said:
Isn't it interesting? It's kind of funny that it's suddenly getting such national exposure. We heard about it on the news on Wednesday and since thing it has circulated everywhere.

Gotta love Michigan! :rolleyes:

I do love Michigan. . . I wonder if I should be worried. I told hubby and he says, well, forget about us moving to the UP. :eek: :rolleyes: We love the Upper Peninsula.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I do love Michigan. . . I wonder if I should be worried. I told hubby and he says, well, forget about us moving to the UP. :eek: :rolleyes: We love the Upper Peninsula.

I live in the capitol myself and don't get up to the UP much. I do go to my girlfriend's parents' cabin in Manistee though. That's about as far north as I get. :) Maybe they'll actually change the law or rewrite it somehow now. Only time will tell I'm afraid.
 
lipsofanangel said:
I live in the capitol myself and don't get up to the UP much. I do go to my girlfriend's parents' cabin in Manistee though. That's about as far north as I get. :) Maybe they'll actually change the law or rewrite it somehow now. Only time will tell I'm afraid.
We've been there a couple of times, the UP. Lansing we've gone through. :D But the UP is beautiful. It is like a different world up there. We have gone there more than any other state as a vacation spot. We've gone from one end to the other and started over again, last year. lol. . .
 
So you fuck the neighbor and next your fucking you cellmat. That adds a new dimension to "Bitch" :eek:
 
R. Richard said:
I thought it would involve sex with a wolverine, but that's just me.

As long as it's the animal. I'd never fuck a graduate of the University of Michigan. :D
 
*snickering*

I actually think that is an awesome law- your spouse decides to have an affair with his secretary, walks out on you and the kids- you put both their asses in jail (since they both were committing adultery).

Or your wife decides to fuck around on you with the mechanic- get rid of both of them in one fell swoop. :D:D:D

I foresee plot bunnies from hell.
 
FallingToFly said:
*snickering*

I actually think that is an awesome law- your spouse decides to have an affair with his secretary, walks out on you and the kids- you put both their asses in jail (since they both were committing adultery).

Or your wife decides to fuck around on you with the mechanic- get rid of both of them in one fell swoop. :D:D:D

I foresee plot bunnies from hell.


There are so many odd laws still on the books. What I found interesting that it was used up until 1971! and now again in 2007.
 
Hmmm... maybe I need to build a pay-by-the-hour motel or three up on the Michigan border. "Last chance for cheating before Michigan"

$$$ :nana:
 
Darkniciad said:
Hmmm... maybe I need to build a pay-by-the-hour motel or three up on the Michigan border. "Last chance for cheating before Michigan"

$$$ :nana:
LOL! You can hit a number of states too. :D Don't forget the Lakes! Surely there is some water jurisdiction to consider.
 
I actually think adultery as a crime is a good idea. It ruins lives, it opens the door to the spread of disease, and creates a list of problems a mile long. It should be against the law.

The law posted up there is a bit harsh though, and quite a bit past overdoing it.
 
the Puritans of Mass had an adultery law with the death penalty, and it was occasionally carried out (one woman, i know of, for sure).

times change; right and wrong don't. :devil:

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incidentally Canada had a law against "criminal conversation" (fucking another's spouse) until a couple decades ago, iirc. i'm not sure when it had an adultery law, but I'm sure it did.

ADDED: so there are two laws that might exist:

1) it's illegal for a spouse to screw anyone not his/her spouse. (adultery)

2)it's illegal for anyone to screw someone's spouse. (seduction, criminal conversation, etc.)
 
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lipsofanangel said:
As long as it's the animal. I'd never fuck a graduate of the University of Michigan. :D

Is it because of the Michigan cheer, "Cow college, moo!"
 
TheeGoatPig said:
I actually think adultery as a crime is a good idea. It ruins lives, it opens the door to the spread of disease, and creates a list of problems a mile long. It should be against the law.

The law posted up there is a bit harsh though, and quite a bit past overdoing it.


But is it the state's duty to prosecute? Surely a more appropriate punishment would be some kind of informal social exclusion - ostracising them... How can you give a life sentence to someone for cheating on their partner when (over here in the Uk at any rate) violent crimes like rape and abuse rarely get more than ten?

As far as I'm concerned the state should stay the hell out of marriages unless there is a an actual criminal situation occurring. (eg- domestic violence)
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Vermilion said:
But is it the state's duty to prosecute? Surely a more appropriate punishment would be some kind of informal social exclusion - ostracising them... How can you give a life sentence to someone for cheating on their partner when (over here in the Uk at any rate) violent crimes like rape and abuse rarely get more than ten?

As far as I'm concerned the state should stay the hell out of marriages unless there is a an actual criminal situation occurring. (eg- domestic violence)
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I said life in prison was overdoing it. A large fine would probably be best, with jail time (short jail time, up to a month at most) for repeat and chronic violators.
 
TheeGoatPig said:
I said life in prison was overdoing it. A large fine would probably be best, with jail time (short jail time, up to a month at most) for repeat and chronic violators.


Oh I know. I was just questioning whether the state should be involved at all...
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RedHairedandFriendly said:
This caught my interest when I logged into yahoo a minute ago. . .
Eye catching, isn't it? (LOL.) I've run into the same thing and posted the news article a few days ago under "Anyone in Michigan?" as a be-advised for the local folks.
 
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