Adult Republican Men that Behave As If They Were Twerps

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Matt Gaetz made a total ass of himself in front of an historically iconic figure today,
but it's just another Monday in Washington, D.C.

6/10/19

GAETZ: Let's speak now, to the truth or falsity of statements.
Do you have personal knowledge about the truth or falsity
regarding a single material fact in the Mueller report?

DEAN: I think if you recall, the first thing I said
I'm not here as a fact witness.

GAETZ: You're here to provide historical context.

DEAN: Exactly.

GAETZ: And throughout history, you accuse presidents of
acting like Richard Nixon and you make money off of it,
right?

DEAN: Not all presidents, no.

Those who do act like him, I point it out.

GAETZ: Let me ask you this question, how do Democrats plan
to pay for Medicare for All?

DEAN: I'm sorry?

GAETZ: Well, I figured if we were gonna ask you
about stuff you don't know about, we would start
with the big stuff, so do you know how they plan
to pay for Medicare for All?

DEAN: Who? The Democrats? Or, which candidate?

Or can you be more specific?

GAETZ: Let's get specific to Nixon, since that appears
to be why you're here.

DEAN: Well, actually, Nixon DID have a health care plan...

Oh, dear. That was absolutely brutal.
John Dean brought down the house with that one.
Gaetz attempted to recover by asking Dean if they
lit candles and brought in a ouija board, would that
resurrect the Spirit of Nixon, but it was too late.
Dean just deadpanned, "Uh...no."
and the audience lost it again.
 
June 10, 2019

The House Judiciary Committee is holding the first in a series
of hearings on special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation
into Russian interference in the 2016 election.

The hearing on Monday, June 10, focuses on “presidential obstruction
and "crimes” and features John Dean, who served as White House
counsel in the Nixon administration. In his report, Mueller said he f
ound no evidence that the Trump campaign coordinated with Russia
but outlined several situations in which President Donald Trump
asked aides or others to interfere in the investigation.


Ted Lieu Verified Account
@tedlieu

Wow, the @GOP witness John Malcolm just said
@realDonaldTrump legally could have fired Mueller.
His positions are so radical that he has zero credibility
at the @HouseJudiciary hearing on the Mueller Report.
Maybe that's why so few GOP Members have asked him
any questions.

1:24 PM - 10 Jun 2019

Kyle Griffin Verified Account
@kylegriffin1

John Dean, asked by Jim Jordan about his Twitter criticism
of Trump, says that he cannot describe his thoughts:
"Mr. Jordan, I think that under the parliamentary rules
of the House, I am refrained from addressing the full
answer to your question." Laughter breaks out.

12:38 PM - 10 Jun 2019

John Fugelsang Verified Account
@JohnFugelsang

Jim Jordan ignores the message of John Dean
& will never ever read the Mueller Report.
Because turning a blind eye to criminal behavior
is something Gym doesn’t wrestle with.

1:43 PM - 10 Jun 2019

Omar Moore
@thepopcornreel

Jim Jordan (or is that “Gym” Jordan) has made a political career
of making a certified ass of himself during congressional hearings.
John Dean drinks his milkshake here.

Jordan is a fool and a grandstander. Vote him out, Ohio.

12:41 PM - 10 Jun 2019
 
Jennifer Taub Verified Account
@jentaub Replying to @jentaub

Now Rep. Gaetz is shrieking at Dean and
losing his credibility as Dean returns his
impertinent questions with calm and
amusing one-liners. Must te-watch 41/

1:02 PM - 10 Jun 2019


Jennifer Taub Verified Account
@jentaub Replying to @jentaub

Why is Jim Jordan shouting?

12:42 PM - 10 Jun 2019

Jennifer Taub
Jennifer Taub Verified Account

@jentaub Replying to @JoyceWhiteVance
@ericswalwell and 3 others

When someone "yields the remainder of my time
to Mr. Jordan" somewhere an angel loses its wings.
62/

1:52 PM - 10 Jun 2019


Jennifer Taub Verified Account
@jentaub Replying to @JoyceWhiteVance
@ericswalwell and 3 others

I find John Malcolm to me a little whiney.
But your mileage may vary. 63/

1:53 PM - 10 Jun 2019
 
Jeff Tiedrich
@itsJeffTiedrich

remember during all those Benghazi investigations
when Obama blocked access to documents and
refused to let Hillary testify? of course you don't.
Obama handed over everything and Hillary sat
for 11 hours straight, because they had nothing
to hide and they aren't whiny man-babies

8:41 AM - 12 Jun 2019


Jeff Tiedrich
@itsJeffTiedrich

to recap— Trump is a genius but you can't see
his grades Trump is healthy but you can't see
his medical report Trump is rich but you can't
see his tax returns Trump is innocent but you
can't see the unredacted report Trump is not
a racist but you can't see the census documents

8:02 AM - 12 Jun 2019

Grand master negotiator, but you can't see
the pages, or the agreement

@itsJeffTiedrich

who among us doesn't walk around with
imaginary agreements with Mexico folded
up in the pockets of our big stupid shapeless
suits

11:00 AM - 11 Jun 2019
 
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