Adopt a Semen Program

[luvthedesserts]

As long as they don't settle on my butt- I've heard that's what stretchmarks are.

That explains my hand then. You learn something new everyday.

 

[subdued_passion]

That explains my hand then. You learn something new everyday.

Well, you just hang with me and you'll learn all kinds of things that you never knew, didn't need to know and don't care to know.

 

[NotHisLady]

Somebody mentioned a T-Shirt?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hp0PvfqwZkw/TBw9ZOh4yoI/AAAAAAAABYU/S2kz6MPFkmk/s1600/i_love_seamen_tshirt-p235383666485760846qmkd_400.jpg

 

[crazy4cock]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0YjCTqbGKSc/TtPgdJhljyI/AAAAAAAATdQ/hIMgMD8pK5Q/s400/sperm.jpg

 

[subdued_passion]

Somebody mentioned a T-Shirt?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hp0PvfqwZkw/TBw9ZOh4yoI/AAAAAAAABYU/S2kz6MPFkmk/s1600/i_love_seamen_tshirt-p235383666485760846qmkd_400.jpg

You got conned by a homophone! I say we ought to have their kind banned!!

 

[NotHisLady]

You got conned by a homophone! I say we ought to have their kind banned!!

Look, they were 75% off and being sold off the back of a truck. I didn't ask questions about spelling.

http://imghumour.com/assets/Uploads/The-life-of-seamen.jpg

 

[Pinktacokitty]

We all know spermies can swim, but they kind of get in trouble when they try to fly.......

http://31.media.tumblr.com/26a5e1121a58ce6eb8853fac639651c1/tumblr_mlu6jmYRKR1qgnlnoo1_400.gif

 

[subdued_passion]

Look, they were 75% off and being sold off the back of a truck. I didn't ask questions about spelling.

You bought them?!?

I always go for the ones that fall off the back of the truck. Is how I got my big screen TV.

Look at the size of the damn thing!

 

[NotHisLady]

You bought them?!?

I always go for the ones that fall off the back of the truck. Is how I got my big screen TV.

Look at the size of the damn thing!

You could say bought...
I mean is it my fault that the guy was willing to take a check? Anyway--I can't really ask for a refund that's all I'm saying.

 

[Indienne]

http://img8.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-553168.jpeg

 

[subdued_passion]

Is this what the 'Adopt a semen program' headquarters look like?


http://www.theclinic.cl/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Semen-en-la-cocina.jpg

 

[luvthedesserts]

Luv just gagged a bit from ^^^that. And it is one of many collection hubs throughout the world.

 

[subdued_passion]

Luv just gagged a bit from ^^^that. And it is one of many collection hubs throughout the world.

Don't lie. Bet you luv'd it and thought of a whole new recipe just lookin at it.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Don't lie. Bet you luv'd it and thought of a whole new recipe just lookin at it.

Luv was really thinking about the yogurt earlier and how it looked way too similar.

 

[subdued_passion]

Luv was really thinking about the yogurt earlier and how it looked way too similar.

Was that for dessert?

 

[Pinktacokitty]

A closer look at the flying spermies......

http://31.media.tumblr.com/0f5fff0b3019c56678cf6ea62c39b7f7/tumblr_mqr4ov6haa1qmfg9bo1_400.gif

 

[Jackotheshadows]

A closer look at the flying spermies......

http://31.media.tumblr.com/0f5fff0b3019c56678cf6ea62c39b7f7/tumblr_mqr4ov6haa1qmfg9bo1_400.gif

Mine don't fly, they soar.

 

[subdued_passion]

Hey Luv, just heard about the tragedy. Really sorry for your loss.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZhKYBW0q5as/T1pZszi0WHI/AAAAAAAAWi8/ifdoi2kvI7o/s400/Untitled-1.jpg



I guess you better get working on the next batch now.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Hey Luv, just heard about the tragedy. Really sorry for your loss.



I guess you better get working on the next batch now.

See, that's exactly why I advise using a sock as the receptacle. That's gonna take me a good week to fill another tanker.

 

[subdued_passion]

See, that's exactly why I advise using a sock as the receptacle. That's gonna take me a good week to fill another tanker.

Well, that's what you get when you try to smuggle semen... Don't you know one way or another it's gonna get out.



It's a shame for it to go to waste. think of all sluts that could've been fed.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Well, that's what you get when you try to smuggle semen... Don't you know one way or another it's gonna get out.



It's a shame for it to go to waste. think of all sluts that could've been fed.

I know. I know. I guess I'm gonna just have to recruit some mules to carry it across the border the old fashioned way.

 

[subdued_passion]

Semen carrying mule

I know. I know. I guess I'm gonna just have to recruit some mules to carry it across the border the old fashioned way.

http://rlv.zcache.ca/drug_mule_t_shirt-r0fa3f4aab8724c46a490dff0823ed2df_va6lr_324.jpg

 

[luvthedesserts]

http://rlv.zcache.ca/drug_mule_t_shirt-r0fa3f4aab8724c46a490dff0823ed2df_va6lr_324.jpg

I guess that would limit the risk of inseminating the mules. Now I just have to figure out how to get up for the job.

 

[subdued_passion]

I guess that would limit the risk of inseminating the mules. Now I just have to figure out how to get up for the job.

Look there's a naked lady there inserting weird stuff in her vag! *points to weird insertions thread and quietly backs away from Luv's thread*

 

[luvthedesserts]

Look there's a naked lady there inserting weird stuff in her vag! *points to weird insertions thread and quietly backs away from Luv's thread*

Like there's anything weirder than me.