Adopt A Newbie Program...

[Saint Peter]

Hey Laurel... are those shoes or erasers?

 

[perks]

one size fits all.

 

[sunstruck]

who'll trail who? i was born with a bullwhip for a tounge, a steel trap for a mind and a sledgehammer for a fist. just messin, a little. i do know a lot i guess. cars are just a new hobby. what do you want to know

Oooo...ego. You'll do fine without anyone's help. lol I'm off to bed. Keep posting, we'll all get to know you quicker than you think.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I hate one size fits all. It never fits me.

If I had some wooden clogs....I'd do some clogging.

 

[Shaq]

Who will adopt a one-shoed, cocaine smuggling barbie?

Gimme back my shoe, punk.

*hands back shoe*

 

[Private Vasquez]

I thought so. Suckah.

And it's not cocaine, man. It's meat tenderizer.

 

[427cobra]

Oooo...ego. You'll do fine without anyone's help. lol I'm off to bed. Keep posting, we'll all get to know you quicker than you think.

thanks . sleep well you hot solar flare you

 

[Shaq]

I hate one size fits all. It never fits me.

One size fits all doesn't fit 60% of people...to claim such a feat is even possible is outrageous...

The cap makers were the first to do it...so they should be the first to pay...

No soup for them!

Eh...it really isn't as funny as when the guy on Seinfeld does it...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Come back, one year.

 

[427cobra]

Come back, one year.

i'm thinking sombody needs to be adopted and given a good home, a hot meal, and a soft bed. lol

 

[Private Vasquez]

No bread for you.

I'm serious. This place is bread-free.

 

[427cobra]

No bread for you.

I'm serious. This place is bread-free.

ohhhhhhh a tough girl, gotta love `em

 

[Private Vasquez]

Where? Where?

 

[427cobra]

did we ever decide who was gonna adopt me? i'm soooooooo confused, lol

 

[red_rose]

I hugged a newbie the day before yesterday. Really I did.


And earlier today, I let one call me a bingo-bore for making pancakes. Then he tried to steal my cardigan!!

Damn newbies.

 

[Rambrat]

can I adopt Sunstroke?

 

[red_rose]

can I adopt Sunstroke?

I hope she hurts you. A lot.

 

[Rambrat]

I hope she hurts you. A lot.

you'd like that wouldn't you...

 

[red_rose]

you'd like that wouldn't you...

It could be entertaining.