Adopt A Newbie Program...

[Shaq]

Hey general board roamers and squatters!

That greeting sucked...it was ingenuine and too perky...but still it would be nice if we befriended a newbie. The reason why is because post number shouldn't equate to interest and unfortunately that is what happens a lot on any message board.

Instead of reading someone's post and after the course of months deciding that there's something about their posts that you like and then making an effort to get to know them...

Why not just randomly pick a new person and welcome them to the site and find out something about them and share something about yourself?

You may learn you like someone that never would have posted enough for you to notice them or you may just have lost precious life energy talking to a loser...

Still...I think t would be nice to show that gen board regs can be more inclusive...

Don't listen to your parents...it's nice to befriend strangers...

 

[lobito]

About a quarter of this years "newbies" have more posts than I do, so I really have a hard time telling right away who IS a "newbie" anymore.

 

[perks]

too perky? hmmmm?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i will be someone's friend just drop me a line.

 

[Shaq]

About a quarter of this years "newbies" have more posts than I do, so I really have a hard time telling right away who IS a "newbie" anymore.

I would say people without an av....

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm a newbie.

 

[DevilBoy79]

i'll do it, as long as they dont mind, replying to e-mails-pm whatever late once in a while cause of work

 

[Shaq]

I'm a newbie.

What 3 foot no cock zone?

 

[cybergirly]

I want to be adopted.

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's the agreed upon zone in a hetero MMF threesome.

Bastards.

 

[sunstruck]

Is is like having an intern? I love my intern. I've taught him how to fetch lattes and he almost never pees on the carpet anymore.

 

[lobito]

3 foot no cock zones are for pussies! Hey wait...

 

[Laurel]

I'm a newbie.

Me too.

 

[Shaq]

It's the agreed upon zone in a hetero MMF threesome.

Bastards.

That must be interesting...

 

[lobito]

KM & Laurel, morninggirl5 should be along any minute to tell you the shit about this place, you know, like when you are no longer a virgin, when you get an av, (AV's ROCK) and when you can change your own title. Got it?

Enjoy your time at Lit. It's addicting!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, actually, it's hysterical. I guess. Wrote a story about it and everything.

I'm the perpetual newbie that just won't become a regular. I learned it from the kitty queen herself. Laurel's been messing with my post totals again. I have two real posts.

 

[Saint Peter]

It would make more sense for the newbies to adopt the moldyoldies. Teach us how to fuck. Give it up to the newbies!!

 

[427cobra]

sombody adopt me i'm feeling unloved

 

[KillerMuffin]

I adopt you, but you're a 427cobra. Now if you were a 426cuda, we'd be inseparable. My family would disown me if I were to betray the brand.

 

[sunstruck]

sombody adopt me i'm feeling unloved

Is that a Shelby Cobra? Because if it is I'll not only adopt you, but I'll keep you in my nice warn garage and promise to get wet and excited everytime I drive you.

 

[427cobra]

I adopt you, but you're a 427cobra. Now if you were a 426cuda, we'd be inseparable. My family would disown me if I were to betray the brand.

i understand, my dad's a mopar guy (68 roadrunner, 72 cuda?), but i fell in love with th eshelby cobras. other than that mopar all the way. still it's nice to be taken under sombody's wing or anywhere else for that matter.

 

[427cobra]

Is that a Shelby Cobra? Because if it is I'll not only adopt you, but I'll keep you in my nice warn garage and promise to get wet and excited everytime I drive you.

yes indeed it is a shelby cobra, my dream , wet or otherwise, car.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You're okay then.

 

[concrete]

I have not had a Muff that's Killed me in years.
I still feel like Newbie

 

[427cobra]

You're okay then. [/QUOTe

well i do try. i guess i've been adopted, but i think you may have competition from sunstruck. looks like she has a thing for snakes