ACK!! ERGH!!

[April]

Okay, this is my freak out thread! I am freaking out, stressed, manic, and depressed all at once! I feel like I'm about to cry and my head will explode all at once.

For those who are members of my site, I will have an important question for y'all this evening. Go look for it. Late.

Gawd, I just want to scream!!! So much to do, so little time. 3 weeks. That's all. Why the fuck can't the military do this right? And where the HELL can I find a map of Germany? All I want to know is how far from GK Dusseldorf is! Is that too much to fucking ask? Why does this have to be so hard? *tearing hair out in panic* Fucking backwater, hicksville Little Rock! Did y'all know that you can't get anywhere direct from here? You have to connect somewhere. You can't go directly from here to New York or L.A., for example. Stupid!


Oh, yeah. I'm leaving. Eventually.

 

[*bratcat*]

passing you...

 

[willywanker]

April, try http://www.maps.com

I just tried it and they have world atlas's and country maps. Might find what you need there.

 

[April]

I think I love you!!!!!!!!!


*smooches and snuggles and kisses* You have saved this woman much sanity! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!

 

[Expertise]

Okay, this is my freak out thread! I am freaking out, stressed, manic, and depressed all at once! I feel like I'm about to cry and my head will explode all at once.

For those who are members of my site, I will have an important question for y'all this evening. Go look for it. Late.

Gawd, I just want to scream!!! So much to do, so little time. 3 weeks. That's all. Why the fuck can't the military do this right? And where the HELL can I find a map of Germany? All I want to know is how far from GK Dusseldorf is! Is that too much to fucking ask? Why does this have to be so hard? *tearing hair out in panic* Fucking backwater, hicksville Little Rock! Did y'all know that you can't get anywhere direct from here? You have to connect somewhere. You can't go directly from here to New York or L.A., for example. Stupid!


Oh, yeah. I'm leaving. Eventually.

April, April, April.....

You know the military is a highly benevolent organization that it is first and foremost concerned about the health, well being and care of its personel and their dependants.

I am sure that even as we speak their are several hundred highly trained and dedicated clerks micro-managing the logistics of your move.

Your personal effects should arrive at GK base housing (read as Rejakavik, Iceland) shortly after (read as 6-8 weeks) the limo (read as 2 1/2 ton truck) that has picked you up from the VC-20 VIP aircraft (read as C-130 with jump seats smelling of diesel) drops you off at the door of your palatial (whats that evil and pervasive smell?) quarters.

This ray of sunshine brought to you by Expertise.

Good luck Nance.

 

[April]

You're so evil, Expertise. And why don't you ever write to me? Geesh, it's not like I don't lust after you enough! Or do I scare you? LOL

Hey, we JUST got our orders this morning! Our stuff should have already been packed up for a while, you know! Shit, shit, shit! Everything else will take care of itself. It's the cats I'm freaking out about. Hell, they can break all my plates if they fucking want to! I just need to get these poor creatures taken care of.

 

[willywanker]

I think I love you!!!!!!!!!


*smooches and snuggles and kisses* You have saved this woman much sanity! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!

Wooooohoooooo!!!! And this for a map link?

Wonder what ........ nay, not going there. Your very welcome, April, glad I could assist you. But I will take all the smooches, snuggles and kisses I can get. hehehehe

 

[Expertise]

Just got my hotmail working again this morning Nance.

Why do I picture someone who looks and is uniformed like 'Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS' taking the kitties in to a quarintine area and saying "Ok kitty, kitty vee haff vays of making you beg to go back to verdammtt Arkansas"

Moving is a bear, moving in the military is like adding an exponential number of "difficulty" points just so you can impress the judges from Bulgaria.

 

[lavender]

 

[April]

Expertise, well, I just don't have anything to say right now. You never write, and it makes me sad.

Lavender, thanks. It's just frustrating not to get a direct to most places. It's not me I'm worried about. It's them. There are certain restrictions that you have to follow when flying animals. All of which are eased somewhat by having military orders, but it's still a huge hassle. And Dallas is a very long way away when you have two screaming cats in the car!

Now I have to go in a few minutes to start my phone work.

 

[Weird Harold]

...Dallas is a very long way away when you have two screaming cats in the car!

Ask your vet about tranquilizers for the cats.

Then look up the thread about how to make a cat take a pill.

Good luck on your move. Just remember, "four moves equals one fire." (Mark Twain?)

 

[April]

Thanks all for your help. Things seem to be working themselves out. And that's all I have to say for a while about it. Hmm, it's enlightening to see how many people are interested in a non-drama-queen thread.