Accidental Exposure

[Velvet Bubbles]

You will NOT believe what I just did. I wore my collar OUTSIDE when my LANDLORD knocked on the door. I've gotten so used to wearing it that I forgot it was even on me. So now he's seen me in it, AND the two of my neighbors (I live in an apartment complex) that were standing outside.

Good thing I have all those gothe friends. I can use them as an excuse. hehehe

So who else has done something, by accident, to almost reveal themselves to the world? (Kids living in the same house don't count in this case.)

 

[Sir_Winston54]

How about getting stopped by the Tennessee Highway Patrol at 2 a.m. at a DUI checkpoint? When he saw the guncases (full of toys) in the back of the pickup, he asked what was in them, and I said, "You don't really want to know." Eyebrow raised, he said, "Oh, yes, I do." So I opened the flogger case.

After a long pause, the red-faced trooper said, "You were right. I didn't really want to know," and sent me on my way.

 

[northwoods_sub]

How about getting stopped by the Tennessee Highway Patrol at 2 a.m. at a DUI checkpoint? When he saw the guncases (full of toys) in the back of the pickup, he asked what was in them, and I said, "You don't really want to know." Eyebrow raised, he said, "Oh, yes, I do." So I opened the flogger case.

After a long pause, the red-faced trooper said, "You were right. I didn't really want to know," and sent me on my way.

Gawd that is horrible!!! That poor trooper probably was never able to ask someone to open a gun case without being afraid that he would see more of your toys!!!!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Gawd that is horrible!!! That poor trooper probably was never able to ask someone to open a gun case without being afraid that he would see more of your toys!!!!

Actually, I think he was lucky I didn't open the cane case. It was just luck of the draw that the flogger case was closest to that side of the truck.

 

[Shankara20]

One Saturday afternoon the mail man rang the door bell. I had fallen asleep on the couch while watching old movies in a pink lace nightie with pink slippers. I jumped up at the sound of the door bell and open the door. The look on his face as he asked for my signature brought home the reminder to me of how I was dressed.

 

[myinnerslut]

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[Puman]

Customs and Excise

I've been through 2 embarassing baggage searches at 2 different Airports... The items are visible on the damn x-ray machine and I never carry any food (or other organics) and I don't ever handle any drugs, so I know there was nothing sus in/on my luggage... I think those bloody customs officials just wanted a closer look at the contents of my toy bag!

 

[myinnerslut]

once when i was going to visit A, he instructed me to put all my toys on the very top of my suitcase so he had easy access when i got there. of course, when i got into his airport and collected my bag from baggage claim, i had a big sticker on it that read "this bag has been randomly searched for the safty of you and all the passengers". i could have died from embarresment. random my ass.

 

[Netzach]

try the bag that was nothing BUT rope and toys and more rope and more toys.

I think we're on a list somewhere.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

G's going to have to do the toy/airport thing when he heads over here just like I had to when I visited him. So I can relate to that. I think Sir Winston's is my favorite story so far.

 

[wynnie]

How about getting stopped by the Tennessee Highway Patrol at 2 a.m. at a DUI checkpoint? When he saw the guncases (full of toys) in the back of the pickup, he asked what was in them, and I said, "You don't really want to know." Eyebrow raised, he said, "Oh, yes, I do." So I opened the flogger case.

After a long pause, the red-faced trooper said, "You were right. I didn't really want to know," and sent me on my way.

that is just priceless... ohh to have a camera right then.. i can see it now..

case.... $50.00
variety of toys... (okay that doesnt get a price)
cop pulling you over at 2 am and looking in case.... PRICELESS.

giggles

 

[Sir_Winston54]

My last wife (#3) had an incident before we lived together and then married, again with a cop. She was driving from Chattanooga (where she lived at the time) to Tampa (where I lived), when she was stopped by a Loudon County Sheriff's Deputy (near the GA/FL border) for speeding. She had one of those cheapie Pakistani floggers hanging off the rearview mirror, and as he gave her her ticket (96 in a 70 zone - can we say "Horny?"), he looked at that and asked her, "Whut's thet thang fer?" Thinking quickly, she said, "I have show horses, and when their tails are decorated with ribbons, I use that to whisk flies off them."


That quick response almost got her off punishment for the ticket - she'd been *told* not to get any speeding tickets.

 

[BiBunny]

My last wife (#3) had an incident before we lived together and then married, again with a cop. She was driving from Chattanooga (where she lived at the time) to Tampa (where I lived), when she was stopped by a Loudon County Sheriff's Deputy (near the GA/FL border) for speeding. She had one of those cheapie Pakistani floggers hanging off the rearview mirror, and as he gave her her ticket (96 in a 70 zone - can we say "Horny?"), he looked at that and asked her, "Whut's thet thang fer?" Thinking quickly, she said, "I have show horses, and when their tails are decorated with ribbons, I use that to whisk flies off them."


That quick response almost got her off punishment for the ticket - she'd been *told* not to get any speeding tickets.

Hilarious, considering that I have show horses, and no matter what you do to their tails, they can still whisk their own flies. Guess that cop had never been around ponies much.

 

[reignophelia]

How about getting stopped by the Tennessee Highway Patrol at 2 a.m. at a DUI checkpoint? When he saw the guncases (full of toys) in the back of the pickup, he asked what was in them, and I said, "You don't really want to know." Eyebrow raised, he said, "Oh, yes, I do." So I opened the flogger case.

After a long pause, the red-faced trooper said, "You were right. I didn't really want to know," and sent me on my way.

*Ophelia falls off chair laughing*

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Oh yes know this phenomena only to well. I call them French Kiss at Christening Scenarios . Had a thread on them not that long ago. Some amusing , some insightful , anecdotes shared by the board community at the time. Nothing recent comes to mind. Always interesting to consider the potential motivation for sharing these nuances .

Link

 

[SubKekiLee]

You will NOT believe what I just did. I wore my collar OUTSIDE when my LANDLORD knocked on the door. I've gotten so used to wearing it that I forgot it was even on me. So now he's seen me in it, AND the two of my neighbors (I live in an apartment complex) that were standing outside.

Good thing I have all those gothe friends. I can use them as an excuse. hehehe

So who else has done something, by accident, to almost reveal themselves to the world? (Kids living in the same house don't count in this case.)

okay I have one for you VB... a couple years ago I got all excited cause my daughters boyfriend bought me a webcam for Christmas.. so a few months later I was messing around and using my cam and daughters boyfriend asked to view it never thinking I accepted him and never thought back when I decided to "flash" my other friends who were messing around with me Accck imagine me when I relized he was watching he was like 19 at the time.. OMG OMG I died laughing then cried.. Oh yeah ive been there and done that

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

I'm just happy knowing I'm not the only one! Sure gonna try to never do THAT again!

 

[northwoods_sub]

My 4 year old just decided that he wanted to take a picture of mommy, so I gave him the digital camera and told him how to use it and he took the picture, of course he wanted to see the picture he just took so I pulled up the picture history. On my camera it shows that last 4-5 pictures that were taken on the same screen. So he saw the picture he had just taken of me and the pictures that Sir had taken during a scene earlier this week of mommy!
Of course his response was "what is that?"
as I immediately shut the camera off...
I just told him that daddy was taking silly pictures
and his response was, "is that mortimers (our dog) penis?"
I said maybe.


Note to self: remind Sir to remove pictures after play

Thank god it wasn't the 12 year old who wanted to use the camera!!!

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Although I've not a story to share, I have enjoyed the posts.

Thanks PYLs and pyls..

 

[the captians wench]

So I've spent the better part of the late afternoon and early evening being flogged, cropped, and other wized tortured into a state of subby bliss. It's getting late for me and I'm all sunggled into my bed after a few minutes of basking in my new love marks. At 12:30 am I'm woken by my phone ringing, it's mom, my great aunt had a stroke while she was in surgery and they don't think she's going to last long. I call the boss to call off work, throw on a tube top and pair of pants, and run down to the car to meet her and ride off to the hospital.

about 10 steps from the hospital door I stop dead in my tracks, look at my mom and say "I have hearts!"

"what?"

"Hearts! I have hearts on my shoulders! I was in such a rush to get out the door I completely forgot about my hearts!"

She turns around to look at my shoulders and says yup you have hearts, but assures me that no one will notice and if they do then they won't say anything.

So we're in the room with my aunt (passed on before we made it there), I lean over to hug my mom, and my grandma asks what I did to my back. "did you scratch yourself?" she asks me while she traces slowly around the mark with her finger, then she quickly moves my hair over the mark, and says "we'll just cover that up". My mom says the look on her face when she realized that that "scratch" was intentionally put there was priceless. *giggles*

 

[myinnerslut]

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