jsmiam
Literotica Whisperer
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- Aug 10, 2003
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Seeking an intelligent, witty, funny, sexy, attractive pen pal.
Terms and conditions: While frequent and constant messaging would be fun (and would happen occasionally), probably more likely would be a few emails throughout the day?
Fill out the application (in e-triplicate, of course. And although I won't discriminate on age, bonus points to those who know what triplicate means.)
P.S. If I made you laugh, then you have to reply. Post here, or send me a PM, either is good.
Terms and conditions: While frequent and constant messaging would be fun (and would happen occasionally), probably more likely would be a few emails throughout the day?
Fill out the application (in e-triplicate, of course. And although I won't discriminate on age, bonus points to those who know what triplicate means.)
- What should I call you?
- If I nicknamed you after a Dwarf, which Dwarf would you be?
- What Smurf name would you choose for yourself? (you may invent your own)
- Age range:
- How witty are you?
(A) So witty all my puns must be whittled.
(B) Pretty witty.
(C) Just a bit witty.
(D) To whit - How funny are you?
(A) Milk comes out people's nose when I tell a joke;
(B) People spit milk when I tell a joke;
(C) People spit at me when I tell a joke - How intelligent are you?
(A) Einstein called. He wants some advice.
(B) Einstein called. He said you have potential;
(C) Einstein said don't call me I'll call you;
(D) Einstein's called. They are pursuing other dishwashing candidates. - Education?
- Type of occupation?
- If your boobs had nicknames, what would they be? (Collective, Left, and Right)
- Nicknames for other body parts
- Hobbies
- (a) What comes next in this series? O T T F F S S ? (The answer got posted in later threads, so don't read other replies if you want to work on this one)
(b) Amelia gets into an airplane. She flies South 100 miles. West 100 miles. North 100 miles. And ends up back where she started. How?
P.S. If I made you laugh, then you have to reply. Post here, or send me a PM, either is good.
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