jsmiam
Literotica Whisperer
- Joined
- Aug 10, 2003
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Forget about height, and weight. I mean, yes, your PD must be 58 mm, but that’s obvious. Must be US Eastern time zone.
Also. Ring size must be even number.
I guess I’ll also settle for roughly my generation (journey, Van Halen, Duran Duran) through (but not including) the boy band era.
Intelligent, appreciates corny jokes, and wants a little mutual attraction and someone to write back and forth with. I’ll say up front, I do fritter away a bit of time here, but I only occasionally get time to myself for hours long chat sessions. So mostly pen pal stuff. Anything else is a treat.
(So let’s add realistic expectations and also in possession and understanding of real life limitations too. Also, back dimples.
Submit bikini pic and a funny haiku with application. Oh yea, second toe longer people only. ;-).
Tip: this is all in fun. if you chuckled, write. I’ll forego the bikini pic requirement. If you gagged or want to write me to tell me you hate me, you can. But the bikini pic is mandatory in that case.
Also. Ring size must be even number.
I guess I’ll also settle for roughly my generation (journey, Van Halen, Duran Duran) through (but not including) the boy band era.
Intelligent, appreciates corny jokes, and wants a little mutual attraction and someone to write back and forth with. I’ll say up front, I do fritter away a bit of time here, but I only occasionally get time to myself for hours long chat sessions. So mostly pen pal stuff. Anything else is a treat.
(So let’s add realistic expectations and also in possession and understanding of real life limitations too. Also, back dimples.
Submit bikini pic and a funny haiku with application. Oh yea, second toe longer people only. ;-).
Tip: this is all in fun. if you chuckled, write. I’ll forego the bikini pic requirement. If you gagged or want to write me to tell me you hate me, you can. But the bikini pic is mandatory in that case.
