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13 pages back, buried deep away......oh, the cobwebs in here!!!!
I'm going to have to hire a cleaning crew....or just move and rebuild.
Do you know how long it took me to build those cobwebs?
ABSTRUSIONS: A Bohemian hangout.
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Do you know how long it took me to build those cobwebs?
TxRad
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13 pages back, buried deep away......oh, the cobwebs in here!!!!
I'm going to have to hire a cleaning crew....or just move and rebuild.
Do you know what it would cost to move my cave down by the moat? Not to mention moving all those gators in the moat. Cleaning is easy, I'll get the fire hose.
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I'll sit back and watch the cleaning.
Can I offer you an umbrella or raincoat? Maybe a tiny black bikini. It's going to get wet around here one way or another.
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Neither are the counter tops.
I'm just glad I pulled the stopper out of the basement floor before I started.
Hellooooooooooo, new person.
Run, Newbie, Run!
Just kidding.
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Pouring self a coffee and making it "Irish".
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Pouring self a coffee and making it "Irish".
We need to get some new life in this place.
Anyway, a little Irish never hurt anyone. That's what i keep telling the Lasses in any case.
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I'm part Irish, but I haven't been called "little" in a loooong time
Reminds me of that line in that Val Kilmer film where the girl says that she knows a little German....and points to a very short Teutonic fellow.
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Reminds me of that line in that Val Kilmer film where the girl says that she knows a little German....and points to a very short Teutonic fellow.
Top Secret. And it was a dwarf. And there was a joke about a small horse singing poorly because he was feeling a little hoarse.
(I can roll my eyes at jokes that aren't mine, even if that was inspired my own jokes ). 
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Black spray paint on the flowers.....pink offensive bow set on fire.....all is well now.
Morning Abs,
Nice little fire to drink morning coffee by.
You should pay the electric bill. That way I don't have to keep cleaning the soot off the ceiling.
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Morning Abs,
Nice little fire to drink morning coffee by.
You should pay the electric bill. That way I don't have to keep cleaning the soot off the ceiling.
Wait....you actually have to PAY those bills?
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The nerve of them. Our Abs should be exempt.
Pours self a Glenlivet. 12 year old, no ice, no chaser. I just need the medicine.
Our Abs should be exempt. Pours self a Glenlivet. 12 year old, no ice, no chaser. I just need the medicine.
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Happy Birthday, Nirvanadragones!
Leaving a bottle of champagne on ice in the loft.
Reason to drink a toast and celebrate indeed.
Happy Birthday, Vana.
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Happy Birthday, Nirvanadragones!
Leaving a bottle of champagne on ice in the loft.
Happy Birthday Vana,
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