ABSTRUSIONS: A Bohemian hangout.
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Zeb_Carter
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That's what happens when you leave the place in the hands of amateurs...
Hey Abs!
Hey Abs!
Zeb_Carter
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That stuff will make you fat...go for the G3 instead.
_Lynn_
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Right. Thanks.
Chantilyvamp
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How about a mega joack daniels and coke with lime? Hmmms okay to early yet.
TxRad
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A drink for all the dads out there.
Missing mine very much today.
Afternooner there Boss Lady.
Thanks for the drink.
If you don't come back more often, we're going to have to use the fire hose to clean this place up.
Not to mention the fact that no one would be sure how many bodies among other things might float out the back door if we did.
rgraham666
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*HUGS* Abs.
Make mine a Tankhouse.
Make mine a Tankhouse.
Chantilyvamp
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I need coffee laced with a sedative.
TxRad
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You want to wake up to get knocked out?
There are much better ways of doing that.
Nirvanadragones
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Drunk please. Get me drunk.
DesertPirate
Sailing from the desert
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*restocks everything*
Leaf blower to chase the dust bunnies out.
Beer!
Leaf blower to chase the dust bunnies out.
Beer!
Luna_Wolf72
CinnaWolf circa 2023
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*drive by posting for those that remember me*
DesertPirate
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*Spank*
Svenskaflicka
Fountain
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I'm officially bored. And horny.
TxRad
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I remember you well.
How have you been?
Now, that is a dangerous combination in so many ways.
Too bad it's such a long swim from here.
Svenskaflicka
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Now, that is a dangerous combination in so many ways.
Too bad it's such a long swim from here.
Yeah, well... my FB seems to have lost interest in me, and my attempts at finding a new one has been fruitless. I go out to dance, but the few men in the disco that I find attractive are not interested in me, and those that show interest in me make me run back home to me celibacy.
TxRad
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Yeah, well... my FB seems to have lost interest in me, and my attempts at finding a new one has been fruitless. I go out to dance, but the few men in the disco that I find attractive are not interested in me, and those that show interest in me make me run back home to me celibacy.
Story of my life.
But at my age, the odds of a FB are narrowing greatly.
Svenskaflicka
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I seem to be "off" from my other friends - in my circle of aquaintances, I'm one of two who doesn't have The Family Package - you know; spouse, kids, dog, house, car...
However, it seems life goes in phases. Some of my exes, who have spent the last few years settlign down and having families and being disgustingly lovey-dovey home-sexual, are now getting divorced and are hitting the market again, looking for a little fun.
Me, I got married when I was 18, never had any kids, and divorced the bastard when I was 22. I've never entered the family-phase, not really, and I've been in the divorced-and-back-on-the-market phase for 12 years. I'm both behind and ahead of my friends.
This makes it tricky to find a man. They're all in the wrong phase! Either they're too young and belong to the 20-phase, where they're looking for a casual relationship but aren't interested in women in their 30'ies; they prefer manga-girls; ie those who have huge jugs but no waist, big eyes, and have brains like cotton candy.
Or, they're in the right age, ie my age, but in the family phase, and then they're spending their friday nights at home with their girlfriend/spouse organizing couple's dinners for their friends and playing House.
Or, they're in the divorced phase, but are usually uninteresting because by now they are not only middle-aged, but they're also equipped with beer-bellies and kids-on-the-weekend.
The future is bleek.
However, it seems life goes in phases. Some of my exes, who have spent the last few years settlign down and having families and being disgustingly lovey-dovey home-sexual, are now getting divorced and are hitting the market again, looking for a little fun.
Me, I got married when I was 18, never had any kids, and divorced the bastard when I was 22. I've never entered the family-phase, not really, and I've been in the divorced-and-back-on-the-market phase for 12 years. I'm both behind and ahead of my friends.
This makes it tricky to find a man. They're all in the wrong phase! Either they're too young and belong to the 20-phase, where they're looking for a casual relationship but aren't interested in women in their 30'ies; they prefer manga-girls; ie those who have huge jugs but no waist, big eyes, and have brains like cotton candy.
Or, they're in the right age, ie my age, but in the family phase, and then they're spending their friday nights at home with their girlfriend/spouse organizing couple's dinners for their friends and playing House.
Or, they're in the divorced phase, but are usually uninteresting because by now they are not only middle-aged, but they're also equipped with beer-bellies and kids-on-the-weekend.
The future is bleek.
TxRad
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I seem to be "off" from my other friends - in my circle of aquaintances, I'm one of two who doesn't have The Family Package - you know; spouse, kids, dog, house, car...
However, it seems life goes in phases. Some of my exes, who have spent the last few years settlign down and having families and being disgustingly lovey-dovey home-sexual, are now getting divorced and are hitting the market again, looking for a little fun.
Me, I got married when I was 18, never had any kids, and divorced the bastard when I was 22. I've never entered the family-phase, not really, and I've been in the divorced-and-back-on-the-market phase for 12 years. I'm both behind and ahead of my friends.
This makes it tricky to find a man. They're all in the wrong phase! Either they're too young and belong to the 20-phase, where they're looking for a casual relationship but aren't interested in women in their 30'ies; they prefer manga-girls; ie those who have huge jugs but no waist, big eyes, and have brains like cotton candy.
Or, they're in the right age, ie my age, but in the family phase, and then they're spending their friday nights at home with their girlfriend/spouse organizing couple's dinners for their friends and playing House.
Or, they're in the divorced phase, but are usually uninteresting because by now they are not only middle-aged, but they're also equipped with beer-bellies and kids-on-the-weekend.
The future is bleek.
Sounds like a new circle of friends are in your future.
Don't despair, around the next corner is Mister Right. Of course, he's with his gay lover.
I'm joking but maybe a change of hangout and/or a vacation somewhere different would bring in a whole new crop of candidates.With work, I'm kind of stuck in the middle of nowhere with chances of slim and none. I'm never home long enough to find anyone, right, wrong, or indifferent for that matter.
But at my age, I've decided that it doesn't really matter in the long run.
TheeGoatPig
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What the fuck does... Oh, fuck buddy, never mind...
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