ABSolutely smokin'

[Honey123]

Yes, my fellow Listers...this thread is for none other than the most fantastic, ABSolutely, ABStonishing, ABSofuckinglutely wonderful....

ABSTRUSE

Because without her there would be no laughter in my life....

 

[cheerful_deviant]

ABSolutly Fabulous.


Honey, she is gonna slap you stupid when she sees this.

 

[Guest]

I wouldn't go quite as far as you, Honey, but yeah, she makes me snicker now and again.

Lou

P.S. Love ya, sis.

 

[cloudy]

Without ABSnormal, I would actually begin to think my life was normal every once in awhile.

Thank goodness for disillusion....

 

[Honey123]

ABSolutly Fabulous.


Honey, she is gonna slap you stupid when she sees this.

Well, I was hoping for a good spanking--

I just keep thinking about Dranoel's line -- Abbydabbydoo!!!!

 

[RebeccaLeah]

I don't know, I liked the one about Abbybooty....Becca wanna crack at her.

Gotta love her......Either that or serious physical pain is threatened.

 

[Honey123]

I don't know, I liked the one about Abbybooty....Becca wanna crack at her.

Gotta love her......Either that or serious physical pain is threatened.

Yes, she has that mean streak in her, doesn't she...Although she doesn't show it often.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Did I die and no one told me?

 

[Honey123]

Did I die and no one told me?

Oh...Hi, Abs...

 

[Colleen Thomas]

*HUGS*

I would post my own take on Abs, but since I already get accused of ruining her rep, I'll just say I love her to death.

-Colly

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh...Hi, Abs...

tapping my foot, eyebrow raised, lips curled......

HONEY!!! What do you think you're doing? People may think I'm nice and I won't stand for that.
Come here and let me smack you good.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Did I die and no one told me?

Actually we were just hoping that if we were all nice to you, you would lower the price of booze in the bar.

 

[Honey123]

tapping my foot, eyebrow raised, lips curled......

HONEY!!! What do you think you're doing? People may think I'm nice and I won't stand for that.
Come here and let me smack you good.

Nah..we all know you are a bitch -- down deep inside -- an really really really good...bitch...

Yea!! I get spanked.....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*HUGS*

I would post my own take on Abs, but since I already get accused of ruining her rep, I'll just say I love her to death.

-Colly

But will you still respect me in the morning?

 

[Honey123]

Actually we were just hoping that if we were all nice to you, you would lower the price of booze in the bar.

PMSL!!

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Yes, she has that mean streak in her, doesn't she...Although she doesn't show it often.

You know sweetpea, you asked to see it by starting this....and I think you just might. Can I watch?

 

[Guest]

People may think I'm nice...

Yeah, right!



You're kidding, right???



Listen up: people KNOW you're nice.

HA!



Lou

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Yeah, right!



You're kidding, right???



Listen up: people KNOW you're nice.

HA!



Lou

Gotta break it too her gently. That won't work at all!

 

[Guest]

Gotta break it too her gently. That won't work at all!

You think I give a shit?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You all suck and I'm now adding a 6% barstool/table tax at the bar.

 

[Guest]

You all suck and I'm now adding a 6% barstool/table tax at the bar.

No skin off my nose. I don't buy drinks in your bar, not after what I heard anyway.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

But will you still respect me in the morning?

Assuming you are half as good in real life as you are in my fantasies, I'll more than respect ya

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No skin off my nose. I don't buy drinks in your bar, not after what I heard anyway.

Hey, that was all a lie. She said it was a cigar box!!!...and I don't water down my drinks...much

No go away, I have to swoon after Colly.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Assuming you are half as good in real life as you are in my fantasies, I'll more than respect ya

You have nooooooo idea......not that I do either.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You have nooooooo idea......not that I do either.

That makes three of us.