ABSnapped! Ransom thread

[Guest]

Disturbing is what I do. And I do it well.

There aren't many pop culture nose hair icons.

Leave it to me to import one.

i bow (_|_) to your greatness oh Yea of the Permed Nostril Hairs

 

[Recidiva]

i bow (_|_) to your greatness oh Yea of the Permed Nostril Hairs

Thank you, thank you. Okay, that's my talent. What's yours?

 

[Guest]

Thank you, thank you. Okay, that's my talent. What's yours?

im working on being able to do the alphabet with flatus.
its hard work, butt...someones gatta do it.

 

[Recidiva]

im working on being able to do the alphabet with flatus.
its hard work, butt...someones gatta do it.

Wow. I bet "Q" and "W" are really hard.

 

[Guest]

Wow. I bet "Q" and "W" are really hard.

admittedly, i havent gotten that far
actually, ive only managed one letter...F
im such a flunky

 

[Recidiva]

admittedly, i havent gotten that far
actually, ive only managed one letter...F
im such a flunky

You could do "S" if you bear down, I bet. I believe in you.

 

[Guest]

You could do "S" if you bear down, I bet. I believe in you.

it frightens me.
i think it would take massive amounts of spinach and beer.
but, im willing...for the cause

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Thank you to Vella and Diva for entertaining us so eloquently. Abs has had her show for the day. She's going back in the closet now. Any last minute insults?

 

[Recidiva]

it frightens me.
i think it would take massive amounts of spinach and beer.
but, im willing...for the cause

We must all strive to be talented and perfect at our chosen fields.

I can't even burp on cue. Must compensate.

 

[Recidiva]

Thank you to Vella and Diva for entertaining us so eloquently. Abs has had her show for the day. She's going back in the closet now. Any last minute insults?

There will always be another minute to insult ABS.

 

[Guest]

tell her i love her...it will burn her and i shall be happy.

 

[Guest]

Poor Abs. I'm so soft hearted. If I found her wandering on the street, I'd take her in, give her a bath and pick all the fleas out of her ears, I really would.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Poor Abs. I'm so soft hearted. If I found her wandering on the street, I'd take her in, give her a bath and pick all the fleas out of her ears, I really would.

I tried that a while back which just resulted in her being turned on even more than regularly.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Nirvanadragones]

We're letting her go home for Mother's day. She'll be back (with chocolate) later.

 

[rgraham666]

Found out there's no ransom big enough for her?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My mom said you guys are all in big trouble now...so there!!!

 

[Recidiva]

My mom said you guys are all in big trouble now...so there!!!

Oh no! Mother threats!

 

[chris 44]

My mom said you guys are all in big trouble now...so there!!!

Mistress, you're alive.

They told us you'd o/d'd on chocolate and toasted teacakes

 

[ABSTRUSE]

She's mad because no one called her and told her about this...she would have sent my old straightjacket and muzzle.

 

[Recidiva]

She's mad because no one called her and told her about this...she would have sent my old straightjacket and muzzle.

Heirlooms. That's so sweet.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Heirlooms. That's so sweet.

It used to be my grandmothers.

 

[Guest]

It used to be my grandmothers.

I suppose you chewed through the ballgag/pacifier as a little ABS, eh?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

My mom said you guys are all in big trouble now...so there!!!

I'm sorry... I wasn't aware that you were born from the womb.

 

[chris 44]

I'm sorry... I wasn't aware that you were born from the womb.

That comment is beneath contempt, but very funny