ABSnapped! Ransom thread

[Nirvanadragones]

I brought you chocolate Oh fair one...

My hero!! And just who tipped off the Lovelies at the Vibe?! Pray tell. No. Just pray.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Knowing you are here is the worst torture of all.

Listen, Ms. I-have-no-body-hair. I know you found new and interesting topics to discuss with P. Hilton during your session and I believe you had much in... ermm... common. But now you're back. And you're still dressed in pink. And your future is still up to the mercy of a damp one and a dragon.

You need to accept that and deal with it effectively.

 

[Aurora Black]

Listen, Ms. I-have-no-body-hair. I know you found new and interesting topics to discuss with P. Hilton during your session and I believe you had much in... ermm... common. But now you're back. And you're still dressed in pink. And your future is still up to the mercy of a damp one and a dragon.

You need to accept that and deal with it effectively.

"That's hot." *gags*

 

[damppanties]

"That's hot." *gags*

Yes, it's also bare and smooth but it shouldn't really be making you gag. Come here... touch it and see. She quivers when you do that. It's not so bad...

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Yes, it's also bare and smooth but it shouldn't really be making you gag. Come here... touch it and see. She quivers when you do that. It's not so bad...

Have we received any more chocolate?

 

[Recidiva]

Have we received any more chocolate?

I gave her all my chocolate. ABS still gets all my chocolate even though she's a flip flopper.

 

[Guest]

Have we received any more chocolate?

Those Lindt and Ghiradelli trucks should be pulling up any time now.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Those Lindt and Ghiradelli trucks should be pulling up any time now.

Thornton's... We have a preference. Did you not get the memo?

Diva, are you aware of what she does with the chocolate you give her?

 

[Guest]

I gave her all my chocolate. ABS still gets all my chocolate even though she's a flip flopper.

did you just insinuate that Abs is a trout?
hrm.

 

[Recidiva]

Thornton's... We have a preference. Did you not get the memo?

Diva, are you aware of what she does with the chocolate you give her?

I asked you to give me specifics, but you didn't. So I'm spiteful and loving at once.

 

[Recidiva]

did you just insinuate that Abs is a trout?
hrm.

No, she's not cold and scaly. She's my fuzzy lambkin of joy!

 

[Guest]

Thornton's... We have a preference. Did you not get the memo?

Diva, are you aware of what she does with the chocolate you give her?

Of course I got the memo. It's composting even as we speak. And you've already cleared Thornton's. According to them, they've had to postpone all wedding shipments and are now backlogged through the end of summer.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I asked you to give me specifics, but you didn't. So I'm spiteful and loving at once.

Ok. Specifics... I prefer brunette's. Blue eyes. None under the age of 40 (the Youth scare me) Good sense of humour. And I like gentle hands that know how and when and where to carress.

 

[Recidiva]

Ok. Specifics... I prefer brunette's. Blue eyes. None under the age of 40 (the Youth scare me) Good sense of humour. And I like gentle hands that know how and when and where to carress.

Specifics about what happens with the chocolate, you wanton floozy! That's a compliment, by the way. good taste.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Specifics about what happens with the chocolate, you wanton floozy! That's a compliment, by the way. good taste.

She is what happens to the chocolate... and, thank you

 

[Recidiva]

She is what happens to the chocolate... and, thank you

Then I feel fine giving it direct to the source.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Then I feel fine giving it direct to the source.

Wait a minute... are we making friends? Is this part of the rescue mission?

I need Dampy

 

[Recidiva]

Wait a minute... are we making friends? Is this part of the rescue mission?

I need Dampy

I like confused people.

 

[damppanties]

Wait a minute... are we making friends? Is this part of the rescue mission?

I need Dampy

It's all good as long as we get the chocolate. It has to be delivered by delicious women though.

 

[Aurora Black]

Yes, it's also bare and smooth but it shouldn't really be making you gag.

Hey, I gagged because "That's hot" is Paris's catch phrase. If I have to hear that one more time...

 

[Guest]

GO VANA GO VANA GO VANA GO VANA GO VANA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

GO VANA GO VANA GO VANA GO VANA GO VANA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes...

 

[chris 44]

I like confused people.

You called ?

 

[Recidiva]

You called ?

Hello darling.

 

[chris 44]

Hello darling.

Looks like I disturbed a meeting of Chocaholics anonymous. Just on my way to bed but couldn't resist sticking my head round the door and saying Hi...