ABSnapped! Ransom thread

chris 44 said:
Looks like I disturbed a meeting of Chocaholics anonymous. Just on my way to bed but couldn't resist sticking my head round the door and saying Hi... ;)

Something like that. Chocolate is a weapon.
 
chris 44 said:
Looks like I disturbed a meeting of Chocaholics anonymous. Just on my way to bed but couldn't resist sticking my head round the door and saying Hi... ;)

(hands Chris a chocolate) Hey Sweet :rose:
 
Nirvanadragones said:
(hands Chris a chocolate) Hey Sweet :rose:

Hi Vana, you're up late this evening :)

More a curse than a weapon Recidiva, too easy to put on weight.
 
chris 44 said:
Hi Vana, you're up late this evening :)

More a curse than a weapon Recidiva, too easy to put on weight.

I am one with my Insomnia... besides i have prisoners to play with :cool:
 
Nirvanadragones said:
I am one with my Insomnia... besides i have prisoners to play with :cool:


:D Have fun with them, make their life hell, they deserve nothing else. Take care all of you, you're what makes AH my favorite place on the planet

Roses all round :rose: :rose: :rose: by the dozen...
 
so, how are we doing on the ransom?
and
if you put duc tape over her mouth...can i rip it off??? PLEASE???
 
vella_ms said:
so, how are we doing on the ransom?
and
if you put duc tape over her mouth...can i rip it off??? PLEASE???

Vella...Velllllllaaaa...VELLLLAAAA!

Just had to say it. I like your name.
 
Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

So she thinks she is strong because she can survive the comfy pillow. Well, we shall see. Put her in the Comfy Chair!

Now - she will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven! U-Ah-ha-ha-ha!










(Hmmm - does Monty Python humor ring any bells in South Africa?)
 
Recidiva said:
Vella...Velllllllaaaa...VELLLLAAAA!

Just had to say it. I like your name.
i have to shorten yours but i dare say it fits...
DIVA!!!
:kiss:
 
vella_ms said:
so, how are we doing on the ransom?
and
if you put duc tape over her mouth...can i rip it off??? PLEASE???

I believe Paris Hilton already did that... and it was pink duc tape.

Ransom? I have enough chocolate to fill most of the UK - including Wales and parts of Nothern Ireland. No lapdances yet...

And i thought she was liked much? Guess i was wrong.
 
Nirvanadragones said:
I believe Paris Hilton already did that... and it was pink duc tape.

Ransom? I have enough chocolate to fill most of the UK - including Wales and parts of Nothern Ireland. No lapdances yet...

And i thought she was liked much? Guess i was wrong.
id offer but i might slip and fall and then you would be a squished puddle of vana-ness and absy would never forgive me...and despite my joking, i am very fond of my goiter twin.


Diva~
flare for me.. it makes me squiggle!
 
vella_ms said:
id offer but i might slip and fall and then you would be a squished puddle of vana-ness and absy would never forgive me...and despite my joking, i am very fond of my goiter twin.


Diva~
flare for me.. it makes me squiggle!

How about the wiggle from "Bewitched?"
 
vella_ms said:
id offer but i might slip and fall and then you would be a squished puddle of vana-ness and absy would never forgive me...and despite my joking, i am very fond of my goiter twin.

That is the most beautiful turn-down I have ever had. Thank you :rose:
 
Nirvanadragones said:
That is the most beautiful turn-down I have ever had. Thank you :rose:
you are very welcome. feel free to come to me for a polite and well meaning turn down any time. what i lack in tact i make up for with love.
:heart:
 
Recidiva said:
I like surprises. Going commando.
ohmigod!!!:eek: that is the longest nose hair i have ever seen.
tell me....
please...
did you perm it?
v~
in awe.
 
vella_ms said:
i think
um
that was disturbing. but i can relate

Disturbing is what I do. And I do it well.

There aren't many pop culture nose hair icons.

Leave it to me to import one.
 
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