ABSnapped! Ransom thread

[Honey123]

I have the baseball bat and the shovel ready.

yes, but do you have the balls?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes, please. I've tried to cut back, but this is a special occasion.

I hope you both get worms.

 

[damppanties]

Shut up you.

Listen, just go lie in that corner and play dead, will you? We're trying to earn an honest living here.

 

[Honey123]

You pack??

well, I hardly wear clothes, so I need something to stick the goodies in....

well...I do have something to stick the goodies in...but...not anchovies....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yes, but do you have the balls?

She used to be a man, of course she does.

 

[Honey123]

I hope you both get worms.

Gummy or Sour Gummy?

 

[Aurora Black]

This is so evil, hahahahaha.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Gummy or Sour Gummy?

we're trying to do stuff to her that she DOESN"T like... sweet candy. As sweet as Honey.

 

[Recidiva]

I hope you both get worms.

Thank you, that's sweet. Think of all the things we could do with them.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

tying note to a birds leg...

To whom ever finds this note:

Help, I'm being held hostage, kind of against my will, (they have donuts and chocolate) please send help. I have a pedicure appt. I can't miss.

Thank you Abs.

 

[Honey123]

we're trying to do stuff to her that she DOESN"T like... sweet candy. As sweet as Honey.

hmmm...she doesn't like me???

Now that just pisses me off...where's the damn wax...


It's pay up time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Honey123]

tying note to a birds leg...

To whom ever finds this note:

Help, I'm being held hostage, kind of against my will, (they have donuts and chocolate) please send help. I have a pedicure appt. I can't miss.

Thank you Abs.

Do you know that I know how to hand a rifle?

PULLL!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

we're trying to do stuff to her that she DOESN"T like... sweet candy. As sweet as Honey.

I hate donuts.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

tying note to a birds leg...

To whom ever finds this note:

Help, I'm being held hostage, kind of against my will, (they have donuts and chocolate) please send help. I have a pedicure appt. I can't miss.

Thank you Abs.

Hey, LEAVE MY LEG ALONE!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

hmmm...she doesn't like me???

Now that just pisses me off...where's the damn wax...


It's pay up time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't listen to her, she's evil.....evil I say!!!

 

[damppanties]

I hate donuts.

Here, have one more.

 

[Honey123]

Hey, Abs...

look in the mirror...

I'm sooo good..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey, LEAVE MY LEG ALONE!!

oops, was that yours? sorry....um would you mind taking this note to someone, like....um....the police or something?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

hmmm...she doesn't like me???

Now that just pisses me off...where's the damn wax...It's pay up time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have her an appointment for a full body wax at the Paris Hilton School of Hair Removal.

Dress her?

 

[Recidiva]

Hey, look, a bird! And a note! Wow. Deja Vu.

*tosses the note and tells the bird not to hang out with people like ABS*

 

[Nirvanadragones]

oops, was that yours? sorry....um would you mind taking this note to someone, like....um....the police or something?

On second thoughts... I liked that. Touch me. Everywhere.

 

[Samandiriel]

Hey, LEAVE MY LEG ALONE!!

Hey, is she touching my woman???


I'll kill her myself.

 

[Samandiriel]

Hey, look, a bird! And a note! Wow. Deja Vu.

*tosses the note and tells the bird not to hang out with people like ABS*

You're the best.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Hey, look, a bird! And a note! Wow. Deja Vu.

*tosses the note and tells the bird not to hang out with people like ABS*

I'm sorry. I thought she was nice peoples.

 

[damppanties]

Hey, is she touching my woman???


I'll kill her myself.

I told you to get out of the way, didn't I?