about me.. WARNING!

[scriptordelecto]

Sounds good - we seem to have the soup and crackers already sorted

Marvy!

 

[usemeplease28]

yet more people I have ignored for their vague hatred ... oh wait.. it isn't vague.. its cause I'm a man... Continue to post in the thread without being seen.

 

[starrkers]

Oh, hang on, I think we're getting a little whine now too!

 

[gauchecritic]

yet more people I have ignored for their vague hatred ... oh wait.. it isn't vague.. its cause I'm a man...

On the other hand it could be queer bashing.

 

[CeriseNoire]

yet more people I have ignored for their vague hatred ... oh wait.. it isn't vague.. its cause I'm a man... Continue to post in the thread without being seen.

Erm, I don't think they actually hate you. Besides, isn't "vague hatred" a bit of an oxymoron? Anyway I really don't think it's your gender that's bothering a few AHers. A lot of people here are quite fond of men.

 

[scriptordelecto]

Oh, hang on, I think we're getting a little whine now too!

Is this guy old enough to be on here? I haven't heard such angsty tripe in almost twenty years. It was just as annoying then.

 

[usemeplease28]

No Soup For You

 

[starrkers]

Is this guy old enough to be on here? I haven't heard such angsty tripe in almost twenty years. It was just as annoying then.

I think he's just a troll, trying to jerk a few chains.

Time I went back to writing smut, anyway.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

THAT'S your av?

All that brio for that?

Yeeeesssh! I feel strangely...cheated...

 

[cumallday]

I did not read the whole thing, but how does having your dick sucked for over a year not make you gay or at least bi? Seems a very homosexual thing to do. You should note that your answer will probably not convince me otherwise. My verdict - homosexual.

 

[CeriseNoire]

THAT'S your av?

All that brio for that?

Yeeeesssh! I feel strangely...cheated...

Me too. I was expecting a hairy blue ass or something.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

hey.. it makes me a better Dom. sometimes.

Ah. You'll want the BDSM forums.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I did not read the whole thing, but how does having your dick sucked for over a year not make you gay or at least bi? Seems a very homosexual thing to do. You should note that your answer will probably not convince me otherwise. My verdict - homosexual.

Yeah. Pretty much now that I think about it. You did for over a year. You probably liked it, judging from how long you let it go on.

End result = fag. (Before you all get up on your milk crates and start preaching about using derogatory terms....let me say this: I'm using the word first of all, because that's how usemeplease said it. Second of all, I'm of the belief that the more you use the "derogatory" terms...the less impact they have as such.)

 

[usemeplease28]

Yeah. Pretty much now that I think about it. You did for over a year. You probably liked it, judging from how long you let it go on.

End result = fag. (Before you all get up on your milk crates and start preaching about using derogatory terms....let me say this: I'm using the word first of all, because that's how usemeplease said it. Second of all, I'm of the belief that the more you use the "derogatory" terms...the less impact they have as such.)

I agree about using the words more to diminish their impact. cool

I'm not gay lol, but I do understand why people would think that.

I mean who doesn't like a blow job?
And we were very young and just experimenting.. it wasn't every day for a year.. it was some time during one year for a few times.

and being gay is not a problem if I were. No difference at all actually.
the idea behind all of this is to see if people judge homosexuality based on actions or based on current lifestyle.

 

[usemeplease28]

I did not read the whole thing, but how does having your dick sucked for over a year not make you gay or at least bi? Seems a very homosexual thing to do. You should note that your answer will probably not convince me otherwise. My verdict - homosexual.

I have had my dick sucked far longer than a year. in fact.. It gets sucked daily.

I'm assuming your meaning by the same sex for 1 year.

thanks for your verdict tho. and thanks for being easy on me.. people became irate when I said I was involved in homosexual acts once as a kid.

so thanks.

 

[jomar]

Borat...welcome to Lit!

 

[usemeplease28]

Borat...welcome to Lit!

HAHA I kept thinking someone would think its Borat.
Its the soup nazi!... I think you knew that tho.. I was waiting for it.

 

[jomar]

HAHA I kept thinking someone would think its Borat.
Its the soup nazi!... I think you knew that tho.. I was waiting for it.

I know the AV's the soup nazi - Seinfeld version. "Borat's" talented. In fact, I think he should have won the best actor Oscar. The dude's awesome - did you recognize him in Ricky Bobby? Have you seen his characters? Brilliant!

 

[usemeplease28]

I know the AV's the soup nazi - Seinfeld version. "Borat's" talented. In fact, I think he should have won the best actor Oscar. The dude's awesome - did you recognize him in Ricky Bobby? Have you seen his characters? Brilliant!

I haven't.. but I've heard that before too. I will have to check it out.

 

[jomar]

I haven't.. but I've heard that before too. I will have to check it out.

Rent the Ali G dvd. It's got Borat and his two other characters. Disturbing, but funny as hell.

 

[usemeplease28]

Rent the Ali G dvd. It's got Borat and his two other characters. Disturbing, but funny as hell.

yeah.. thats what my cousin was telling me too.

 

[SlickTony]

OK.. there is something I need to say right up front... I tend to come off as a complete asshole when typing anything online. That said... I enjoy a debate...
I have one to start if anyone is interested...

Do you think if a guy let another guy suck his dick for almost a year.. almost daily...and once let a gay guy watch him jack off, does it make that person gay?

I say no.. cause I have been there done that.. and im not gay.

I can decorate well tho. and have this unusual desire to hang out with bobby trendy. LOL

all joking aside tho... just because you had sex with someone from the same sex.. does that make you gay? or does the self feeling of being gay and proclaiming it make you gay?

please try to avoid saying im Bi.. cause im not bi either.

anyway.. to make it more straight.. no pun intended.. well maybe...

Are you automatically to be labeled homosexual when you have had experiences with the same sex?

Im expecting anger ranting and vulgarities... hell even call me a fag if you want.. lol it makes it all the more fun for this passive agressive man over here.

Wuz you in stir?

 

[kandie]

(grabs usemeplease28 by the scruff of his neck and forces him back on his knees) Don't think you quite unnerstan' yo' PLACE, boy!

Fuck that old 80's movie...I'm gonna dry YOU off like a pretty girl! Gonna dry that big dollop of steamy, pearlescent man-cum of mine that's oozin' down that pale, Christina Ricci forehead of yours...then I'll rub it into your skin, clear up those pimples on yer cheeks and market-pimp your pretty grill to Revlon as the new face of beauty...selling the magical, mystical, restorative cosmetic properties of my jizzum in the process...and you're gonna love me for it. Doesn't mean you're gay, but you're gonna love me anyway.

I love it, IrezumiKiss! Can I watch...........I want to see if this dickhead is gay. If it looks like a rose, smells like a rose........it is a freaking rose. Hint....RFLMAO!!!!!!!!

I could not resist that one............TTFN!

 

[floweringquince]

My $0.02 on this thread (aka What You've All Been Waiting For

To return to the question of your question, useme:

I might call you "a heterosexual man who let another guy suck him off over the course of a year, and who once masturbated while a gay guy watched."
(IMHO, anyone who did not know these aspects of your history would probably call you "straight," and the only person worried about how solidly that label would stick might indeed be you.)

Or I might call you "a straight guy who acted bi-curious for a while some years back, but doesn't seem to now."

If I were being very frank, I might call you "a guy who seems so concerned that he might not be thought of as 100% heterosexual that that in itself might call the strictness of his straight orientation into question."


(Just for comparison, I'm pretty darned straight. I've had maybe 3 lesbian thoughts in my life (okay, maybe 4 .
The only way I'd ever let another woman go down on me is if I were forcibly restrained. The only way I'd enjoy it is if it were being done for the gratification of a heterosexual man whom I wanted to gratify.
(If the woman in question were, say, Juliette Binoche; and she happened to be *very* good at it? - hey, one never knows

(Yes, folks, that scene will indeed be in one of my stories one of these days (although not necessarily with Mme. Binoche


IMHO, one of the fundamental problems here is that there are seven steps on the Kinsey Scale, and only three "sexual orientation category labels" (or whatever we might wish to term the terms

Thus:
0 - Heterosexual (aka Straight). Absolutely no sexual inclinations towards one's own gender
1 -
2 -
3 - Bisexual (aka Bi). Equally sexually inclined towards either gender.
4 -
5 -
6 - Homosexual (aka Gay or Lesbian). Absolutely no sexual inclinations towards the opposite gender.


My own purely personal opinion is that no human being is a "perfect" '0' or a "perfect" '6', or even a "perfect" '3'. (It's my own purely personal opinion that no human being is ever a purely perfect anything.)

So, we obviously need (7 - 3 =) four more terms. I'm no Albert Kinsey, but I'll give it an initial try:
(These are being set forth with good, and humorous, intentions; and I offer my apologies in advance if any are offensive, or inaccurate, or badly put, or just plain wrong. I truly know very darned little whereof I speak.)

0 - Heterosexual (aka Straight). Absolutely no sexual inclinations towards one's own gender.

1 - More-Than-Metro-sexual or "a woman capable of a true gut-level understanding of why anyone would want to fuck a woman up the ass when there's a perfectly good pussy right nearby" (this def. may need some work

2 - Bi-Curiouser-and-Curiouser.

3 - Bisexual (aka Bi). Equally sexually inclined towards either gender.

4 - Very good at being 'In The Closet.'(?)

5 - "Gay or Lesbian enough for *you*, Hot Stuff. Whaddya say we blow this popsicle stand?"

6 - Homosexual (aka Gay or Lesbian). Absolutely no sexual inclinations towards the opposite gender.

(Bear in mind that the above comes from someone who once racked her brain for what "GLBT" might mean, and could only come up with "a Guacamole, Lettuce, Bacon & Tomato Sandwich?"


- Quince


PS. Useme, if you really want to know what that post claiming that you had "butchered the English language" meant:

1) Go to your local library, bookstore, or used-book-store; and get a copy of "The Elements of Style," authored by Strunk and E.B. White, and commonly referred to as "Strunk & White."
Any library, bookstore, or used-book-store is likely to have (at least) 3 or 4 copies.

2) Study it, learn it, memorize it. Live by it. Quote bits of it to your friends at parties.
(While it is a short enough work that; if you used 6 pt. type, you probably could have all of it tattooed on your body without using your hands, neck, or face; that might be going a bit too far.)

3) Compare the principles of English language usage set forth in Struck & White to your first post in this thread.

If you're still confused after having done all that, PM me the fully-corrected text of your first post, and then I'll do my level best to explain the 'butchery' metaphor.

 

[cloudy]

If you're still confused after having done all that, PM me the fully-corrected text of your first post, and then I'll do my level best to explain the 'butchery' metaphor.

*snort*

You're probably on his ignore list with the rest of us.

Come to the party - we're having cheese and whine.