about me.. WARNING!

[Guest]

ROFL

*gets mental image of parental expressions*

I'm such a problem child.

 

[jomar]

I thought it was the other way round. Ah me. Ok then, whoever thought of the soup cans is a mean spirited, insolent bitch.

You might be right about the order. I've since learned that when you change an av it resets them all, including previous posts. Oh well, I'm willing to let him be clever and give him the benefit on this one - he sure took a cyber pounding.

 

[jomar]

Nah. I said something silly and people started putting soup as their AVs. I think soemone mentions it in the first post of the AH Soup for the soul thread.

Ahhh. Thanks, I was out of the room when it happened.

 

[jomar]

The soup cans came first.

The soup Nazi was second.

Well, I think I'll read more of the thread before responding next time. So the soupl Nazi was sort of clever...but probably added a little fuel to the brouhaha... thanks.

 

[Guest]

Well, I think I'll read more of the thread before responding next time. So the soupl Nazi was sort of clever...but probably added a little fuel to the brouhaha... thanks.

I was in the middle of it, unfortunately. I watched it unfold.

 

[Misty_Morning]

I was in the middle of it, unfortunately. I watched it unfold.

From what I've read...you helped it unfold.

ETA: you're just too sweet and kind sometimes

 

[jomar]

I was in the middle of it, unfortunately. I watched it unfold.

It did have some entertainment value!

 

[Guest]

It did have some entertainment value!

Yes.

We're sick people, aren't we?

 

[jomar]

Yes.

We're sick people, aren't we?

And I love it...

 

[floweringquince]

Yes!

One of my stories won one of the contests a couple of years ago and I couldn't tell anyone in my family.

Hey, mom and dad! My how-to story on anal sex won . . .

Oh, never mind.

Every time I think about this, the refrain to that old song "On the Cover of Rolling Stone" by Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show keeps running through my head:

"Rolling Stone
Wanna see my picture on the cover
Rolling Stone
Wanna buy five copies for my mother..."

... uh, maybe not


Quince

 

[Misty_Morning]

Every time I think about this, the refrain to that old song "On the Cover of Rolling Stone" by Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show keeps running through my head:

"Rolling Stone
Wanna see my picture on the cover
Rolling Stone
Wanna buy five copies for my mother..."

... uh, maybe not


Quince

I think a more appropriate song would be "Freakers Ball".....

 

[S-Des]

Yes!

One of my stories won one of the contests a couple of years ago and I couldn't tell anyone in my family.

Hey, mom and dad! My how-to story on anal sex won . . .

Oh, never mind.

Damn, I wish you would have told me (I just recently found someone who enjoyed it, which was a first for me). It was a little embarrassing to have to continually ask, "Ok, what should I do now?"

I guess better late then never. I'm heading down in two days, so now I know what I'll be reading on the flight.

 

[impressive]

I thought it was the other way round. Ah me. Ok then, whoever thought of the soup cans is a mean spirited, insolent bitch.

<--- mean spirited, insolent bitch

 

[S-Des]

<--- mean spirited, insolent bitch

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But a very photogenic one.

 

[Guest]

Insolent, no less?

I am humbled, impressive one.

 

[impressive]

Insolent, no less?

I am humbled, impressive one.

Apparently, "insolent" is defined as "dishing out snark not disguised as pseudo-smarmy wit."

 

[Guest]

Apparently, "insolent" is defined as "dishing out snark not disguised as pseudo-smarmy wit."

(I'm even more impressed, then.)

 

[SensualCealy]

I was just going to say you could call me a lesbian if you wanted to....

PMSL!!!! Good one!
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[Vermilion]

My mum knows I write smut.
Haven't told my dad - not because I'm ashamed/think he'd disown me but because I know he reads Lit (that half-blue screen is very distinctive) and I *really* don't want to get into a weird situation where he wonders if everything he reads was written by his darling daughter. Ugh. <shudder>
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[IrezumiKiss]

My mum knows I write smut.
Haven't told my dad - not because I'm ashamed/think he'd disown me but because I know he reads Lit (that half-blue screen is very distinctive) and I *really* don't want to get into a weird situation where he wonders if everything he reads was written by his darling daughter. Ugh. <shudder>
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This in itself could be the basis of a good, old fashioned, incestuous erotic story.

Just sayin'.

 

[Vermilion]

This in itself could be the basis of a good, old fashioned, incestuous erotic story.

Just sayin'.

<shudder>
I may write 'em, but I keep it to relations between siblings etc - I have no brothers, therefore it;s not weird. Not sure I could do the whole Daddy thing...
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[S-Des]

My mum knows I write smut.
Haven't told my dad - not because I'm ashamed/think he'd disown me but because I know he reads Lit (that half-blue screen is very distinctive) and I *really* don't want to get into a weird situation where he wonders if everything he reads was written by his darling daughter. Ugh. <shudder>
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I can promise you that is definitely the stuff of my nightmares.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

<shudder>
I may write 'em, but I keep it to relations between siblings etc - I have no brothers, therefore it;s not weird. Not sure I could do the whole Daddy thing...
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Hmmm...how do you feel about kissin' cousins? Not enuff degrees of separation or close enuff to give it that righteous kink?

 

[Vermilion]

Hmmm...how do you feel about kissin' cousins? Not enuff degrees of separation or close enuff to give it that righteous kink?

Depends how close you are, doesn't it?
I don;t my cousins that well therefore it doesn;t seem that kinky (plus - it's legal)

But someone with whom you've grown up... starts getting weird for me, tbh
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[IrezumiKiss]

Depends how close you are, doesn't it?
I don;t my cousins that well therefore it doesn;t seem that kinky (plus - it's legal)

But someone with whom you've grown up... starts getting weird for me, tbh
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Yeah, true...but that fact also gives it its illicit spice...if not in practice, then in literature, at least!

What if...you met a stranger and fucked him six ways from Sunday...and then found out afterwards that he's a cousin...or maybe...a long-lost brother? (gasp)