about me.. WARNING!

[usemeplease28]

Last night was partAY time, but this m orning I'm more inclined to take the question seriously.

Somewhere in the mess, , I found this ;
That's a bit spooky, how old was the boy that sucked you? Your age, or a little older? An adult? Only incredibly ignorant people, of which there are, in this world, a plethora. In this day and age, a guy who is a "feminine sort" is likely to get laid seven ways from sunday by those very same girls, because he knows how to talk their language. (We call 'em metrosexuals these days) And many of the gay men I know have no girl in them whatsoever. But as I said there are far more ignorant people out there than smart ones. You're right- it is something worth talking about.

the boy was the same age as me at the time.. we were young
I'm told I'm metrosexual actually
thanks for the response and ideas.

 

[Stella_Omega]

the boy was the same age as me at the time.. we were young
I'm told I'm metrosexual actually
thanks for the response and ideas.

And do you get laid?

 

[usemeplease28]

And do you get laid?

well the variables are tough to sort out..
it can be one of these reasons if not all:

I'm told I'm severely good in bed
I'm a lead guitarist with very fast hands
I'm metrosexual and talk to women without any insecurity
I'm dominant so I know how to say and get what I want
confident
I'm sure there are other reasons but thats just being non humble and superfluous at this point.
oh.. I sing too. and write love songs for special people.

also.. I dont get mad.. or too mad when ari throws a bottle of soda "to me" and just about destroys 10 thousand dollars worth of audio gear.

 

[arienette]

Does he get laid?
Yep. In fact, quite regularly.

And the reasons for this?
One of the biggest reasons is foreplay. As most women know, "Hey, wanna have sex?" doesn't necessarily work unless you're on Sex in the City. Foreplay is a big factor on getting anything. Make out sessions, running fingers gently across skin, or ( and I know it isn't just me and I won't feel weird because after all, this is a porn board ) simply demanding I suck his dick, which the act alone is enough to turn me on. ( Come on, look at the AV )

Also, he is right. He is severely confident in his actions, which also plays into the demanding and such. Just "being severely good in bed" is not enough to actually get me in bed, and I've slept with him a few (hundred) times, it's everything leading up to the actual sex that plays into it and he is damn good at that.

 

[usemeplease28]

Does he get laid?
Yep. In fact, quite regularly.

And the reasons for this?
One of the biggest reasons is foreplay. As most women know, "Hey, wanna have sex?" doesn't necessarily work unless you're on Sex in the City. Foreplay is a big factor on getting anything. Make out sessions, running fingers gently across skin, or ( and I know it isn't just me and I won't feel weird because after all, this is a porn board ) simply demanding I suck his dick, which the act alone is enough to turn me on. ( Come on, look at the AV )

Also, he is right. He is severely confident in his actions, which also plays into the demanding and such. Just "being severely good in bed" is not enough to actually get me in bed, and I've slept with him a few (hundred) times, it's everything leading up to the actual sex that plays into it and he is damn good at that.

keep in mind this comming from a girl who.. after our first time having sex... in a car.. with no real foreplay... was trembling all the way home and reiterating those words I love to hear..."your fucking incredible!" OMG.. etc... however.. saddly enough.. I didnt get off that time.. cause of this guy watching us in a truck... I quick pulled my pants up and got in and drove off. good times. I miss accidental public sex.

Thanks ari! Your quite good yourself. amazing.

 

[arienette]

keep in mind this comming from a girl who.. after our first time having sex... in a car.. with no real foreplay... was trembling all the way home and reiterating those words I love to hear..."your fucking incredible!" OMG.. etc... however.. saddly enough.. I didnt get off that time.. cause of this guy watching us in a truck... I quick pulled my pants up and got in and drove off. good times. I miss accidental public sex.

Thanks ari! Your quite good yourself. amazing.

That was public sex, honey, in which no foreplay is needed. Plus it was the first time, I didn't know what to expect and if you take my past sexual experiences, then yes, you're quite amazing even on your worst day.

 

[usemeplease28]

That was public sex, honey, in which no foreplay is needed. Plus it was the first time, I didn't know what to expect and if you take my past sexual experiences, then yes, you're quite amazing even on your worse day.

YAY


"hey...wanna have sex?"

wait.. let me correct that...

"You dirty, pathetic cumslut...grab your frail little ankles and bend over whilst I throttle you repeatedly"

mmm

 

[arienette]

YAY


"hey...wanna have sex?"

wait.. let me correct that...

"You dirty, pathetic cumslut...grab your frail little ankles and bend over whilst I throttle you repeatedly"

mmm

c i g a r e t t e s

 

[usemeplease28]

c i g a r e t t e s

alright alright...
I will be nice and get us some. YAY LOVE

 

[arienette]

alright alright...
I will be nice and get us some. YAY LOVE

Cigarettes? Oh yes, I know. They are love indeed.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Cigarettes? Oh yes, I know. They are love indeed.

You've got 'im well-trained, Arienette. I respect that. And you won't mind if I bum a cancer stick or two off'n you, do ya?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

If this is what I think it is, then I am admittedly surprised by the first post of the thread......

Carry on.

 

[usemeplease28]

If this is what I think it is, then I am admittedly surprised by the first post of the thread......

Carry on.

yes.. its me.. the one people thought was a homophobe... im not. I just love debating at times I guess... if thats what you meant.

 

[Stella_Omega]

yes.. its me.. the one people thought was a homophobe... im not. I just love debating at times I guess... if thats what you meant.

Yeah, the one who announced in his very first post that people think he's an asshole.

and in his second or third that he's passive-aggressive.

This morning, he's full of sexiness.

What's different between last night and this morning? I'm asking because Ari vouches for you, and I'm curious.

 

[usemeplease28]

Yeah, the one who announced in his very first post that people think he's an asshole.

and in his second or third that he's passive-aggressive.

This morning, he's full of sexiness.

What's different between last night and this morning? I'm asking because Ari vouches for you, and I'm curious.

well.. I seem to have a knack for diving right in.. I'm on the extrovert side of life it seems. I know being a new guy and just telling something wacky about my past is risky ...but I just cant help myself sometimes. Impulse control issues at hand.

 

[arienette]

well.. I seem to have a knack for diving right in.. I'm on the extrovert side of life it seems. I know being a new guy and just telling something wacky about my past is risky ...but I just cant help myself sometimes. Impulse control issues at hand.

Control issues? You? Never!

 

[usemeplease28]

Control issues? You? Never!

hey.. it makes me a better Dom. sometimes.

 

[starrkers]

Ok, at least now I get all the soup avs.

Right now I'm a can of Campbells Cream of Confusion.

 

[arienette]

hey.. it makes me a better Dom. sometimes.

Well, if you weren't so hot...

 

[usemeplease28]

Well, if you weren't so hot...

If I weren't so hot... what?

wouldn't make any difference at all.

 

[arienette]

If I weren't so hot... what?

wouldn't make any difference at all.

Mhmmm, sure.

I find it funny that I cannot get laid until you reach 100 posts. That in itself is fucked.

 

[usemeplease28]

Mhmmm, sure.

I find it funny that I cannot get laid until you reach 100 posts. That in itself is fucked.

Thats the rule...
if you don't like it you can eat my ass...
but not until I reach 100 posts of course.

 

[arienette]

Thats the rule...
if you don't like it you can eat my ass...
but not until I reach 100 posts of course.

 

[usemeplease28]

good girl.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I find it funny that I cannot get laid until you reach 100 posts. That in itself is fucked.

...aaaaa~ntiii~cipaaaay-shun...