ABC's of the GB

[adrina]

I challenge you to hostess an alphabet game on the GB for a week and have it not devolve into, well, you know. . .

No one's up to that challenge here. C'mon now. It's got to be do-able in reality. That's just a pipe dream.

I concede that preventing the inevitable devolution would be an unreasonable requirement. I strike that part and double-dog dare you to hostess an alphabet thread on the GB with the theme of your choosing.

A is for assholes.

You rang?

Now go actually start the thread, bitch*.

*affectionately, of course.

This thread brought to you by the letter Q.





A is for assholes who always abundantly and aggressively aver assumptions.

 

[Super-Surprise]

C is for Cunt

 

[Radiohead]

L is for leave and never come back

 

[ChinoMoreno]

a Is For adrina Is annoying.

 

[Que]

Dat went about as well as could expected.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Q is for making Que's ex-wife queef.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I bet this would have gone better if she'd specified ancient Sumerian cuneiform

 

[jezzilee]

Dat went about as well as could expected.

This is not the playground....remember?

 

[adrina]

I bet this would have gone better if she'd specified ancient Sumerian cuneiform

Tut... That's where I went wrong... Or I could have just had a V-8.

 

[Que]

Didn't any of you fuckers ever watch Sesame Street?

I feel like this thread is going to have to be put on hold and we're going to have to have an alphabet music thread. . .

~sings~

Abcdefg...hijk...ellemenopee....


SMDH

 

[Bidin~Time]

Tut... That's where I went wrong... Or I could have just had a V-8.

Well, you're still relatively new.

 

[adrina]

Well, you're still relatively new.

Yes I know. And I would never have started this thread if I hadn't been challenged to do so by Que in Des's challenge thread as quoted in my beginning post.

To get even however, I challenged Que to keep it from dying a fiery death.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Yes I know. And I would never have started this thread if I hadn't been challenged to do so by Que in Des's challenge thread as quoted in my beginning post.

To get even however, I challenged Que to keep it from dying a fiery death.

There's nothing but depraved miscreants here, they couldn't follow directions if you promised them the wealth of Midas.

 

[adrina]

There's nothing but depraved miscreants here, they couldn't follow directions if you promised them the wealth of Midas.

Thankfully I never expected order from the chaos.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Thankfully I never expected order from the chaos.

Low expectations can be a blessing...or a curse.

Now where is Q? slacking?

 

[Que]

There's nothing but depraved miscreants here, they couldn't follow directions if you promised them the wealth of Midas.

That's the thing- they can't even follow simple directions in an effort to be clever. How hard would it be to have simply started each of the above sentences with the appropriate letter?

Rob could have either waited until the thread got to "Q" so he could work in that weird dig "Queef" that he likes so much, or he could have worked in some dig about "EXTRA neener, neener you aren't married anymore!!!" to start with "E" in sequence.

By the way, what grade do you think most children stopped feeling clever about rhyming and alliterative name-calling? I'm guessing he has had something like five decades of practice. You would think he would be brilliant at coming up with insults that start with a particular letter of the alphabet.

 

[jezzilee]

Tut... That's where I went wrong... Or I could have just had a V-8.

He set you up to fail. This was not your fault!

 

[adrina]

Low expectations can be a blessing...or a curse.

Now where is Q? slacking?

Yes.

He set you up to fail. This was not your fault!

I knew what I was getting into. However he is definitely slacking.

Not only has he not replied to the challenge in the challenge thread, he has not done much to keep this from dying a fiery death.

At this point I'm very content in blaming him without any guilt on my conscience.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Q darlin, I leave most of my giveadamns about such things at the door these days. Using more than one or 2 while here is a waste of perfectly good giveadamns.

 

[Que]

Yes.



I knew what I was getting into. However he is definitely slacking.

Not only has he not replied to the challenge in the challenge thread, he has not done much to keep this from dying a fiery death.

At this point I'm very content in blaming him without any guilt on my conscience.

Hey! I got it to "D."

I don't see you tossing an "E" out.

 

[adrina]

Hey! I got it to "D."

I don't see you tossing an "E" out.

That was a lame ass D. Very lame.

 

[Froya]

That was a lame ass D. Very lame.

Probably not the first time he's heard that. *






*affectionate teasing

 

[snugglestruggle]

Hey! I got it to "D."

I don't see you tossing an "E" out.

Bullshit, you skipped the letter B. Hooked on phonics graduate?

 

[Que]

Affectionate, or not, that sent me into a bout of audible mirth that devolved into a coughing jag.

Can you spare a bruther an "E?"

Anyone? Any one?

 

[Que]

Bullshit, you skipped the letter B. Hooked on phonics graduate?

While I appreciate the fill-in (just to be safe), the "B" was in da bitch's OP.

And I twern't da cat dat tossed out da "C" word.