A wooden door...

[Dillinger]

I've got the only wooden door in this hotel!

 

[Dillinger]

Glad you're here then.

 

[La Principessa]

I've got the only wooden door in this hotel!

well then you can just carve "FNORD!" into it with your COCK! I'm sure they'll appreciate it!

 

[Guest]

here are your towels, now shut the fuck up

 

[Guest]

<$1>


Thanks for the tip

 

[ksmybuttons]

When I was 4, I chopped the tip of my right index finger off in the crack of a wooden door. They were able to sew it back on, but I have the scar to remind me of wooden doors and what they are capable of doing.

 

[kotori]

Is a wooden door good or bad? Check the stile on the hinge side to make sure there's a fire rating label; if not, complain to the manager (the real one)--maybe you'll get some comps.

 

[Dillinger]

Actually its pretty good... comes with like amenities and stuff.

 

[Bindii]

Ummmmm...if the other doors are not made out of wood then what the hell are they made of?

 

[phrodeau]

What kind of hotel is this? The manager, maid and bellboy say that they're guests.

I say throw the door in the pool and use it as a flotation device.

 

[Dillinger]

Ummmmm...if the other doors are not made out of wood then what the hell are they made of?

Well - I guess they're wood too but they're painted white. Mine is all natural.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Is it a thick door?

 

[Bindii]

Well - I guess they're wood too but they're painted white. Mine is all natural.

So you lied...

 

[Dillinger]

Thick with brass handles.

And I didn't lie per se - I just wasn't all that clear.

 

[Rambling Rose]

So it's virtually soundproof?

 

[islandman]

So it's virtually soundproof?

Pinky, are you thinking what i'm thinking?

 

[Rambling Rose]

I think so, Brain. What are you thinking?

 

[islandman]

I think so, Brain. What are you thinking?

I'm thinking of kicking Dillinger the out of his room so that you and I can make sounds together that no one will be able to hear.

Or turning C-Span on really loud and munching on some buttered popcorn.

whichever.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Choices. Don't give me choices. Let's do both.

 

[Foxy Wench]

Wooden doors block the sound so much better!

From getting in...and out!

 

[islandman]

Wooden doors block the sound so much better!

From getting in...and out!

sweet jesus! another wench............................

 

[Foxy Wench]

sweet jesus! another wench............................

You say that as if it were a problem!

 

[islandman]

Choices. Don't give me choices. Let's do both.

In any particular order?

 

[DéjàNu]

I will wait and watch under the door if uou finally get naked Islandman

 

[islandman]

You say that as if it were a problem!

no no no. I have a thing for wenches, the wenchier the better.