A woman's favorite name for a penis

marcl2021

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As a female what is your favorite name that you commonly refer to for a penis:

A Cock, Dick, Prick, Pecker, Pee-Pee, Dong, Schlong, Snake, Pipe, Tool, One-Eyed Cobra, Penis, or Other...
 
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I have no idea where it came from, but my late wife called mine a PJ.
 
in North India ladies discreetly refer to hubby's penis as " Chotu" which wud probably be translated as Junior in English!!!?
 
I've always been amused at girls naming my cock. As if it has it's own personality.

In HS, had a gf that called it Oliver (old joke connected with that).

Later in life a gf referred to it as Him, or he (third person male). She also referred to her pussy as third person female. "Kiss her, I want you to taste us!" or "Is he hard, baby?"

My wife thought the whole naming thing was silly!
 
Watching tv with my wife and I just asked her. She likes to call it a “schlong” which makes me laugh.
 
My first wife used to call it "Cecil" from the "Beanie and Cecil" TV show back in the day.
 
It Depends

For an average or subpar specimen, then “dick”. For above average, that is larger and arousing just to look upon, then “cock”. Also, organ. But for those that are superior, those that are large, strong, dark, veiny, and rippling with masculine power, the word “Phallus” is reserved.
 
My wife refers to my penis as my "little guy" because it's very small, only 3 inches , fully erect! And thin.
 
My ex wife called it a tee hee....I said No Its a cock...She said No its a tee tee a cock is 10 inches and black....
 
My wife refers to my penis as my "little guy" because of it's diminutive size, barely 3 inches and quite thin, fully erect! My abnormally small penis is incapable of sexually satisfying a woman. Sex between my wife and I invariably consists of me going down on her and orally bringing her to at least two orgasms as I fondle myself, then after she is satiated, I finish jerking off as she looks on, finally slurping up my semen from my hand for her amusement. Maybe unorthodox, but it works for us.
 
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When we were first married, my cock = Tweety, her pussy = Sylvester. We liked the Sylvester and Tweety cartoons. Tweety would say: "I thought I saw a Puddy Cat. I did. I did."
 
First wife called it "cock." Second wife says "dick." Had another lover that referred to it as "him," but she'd get creative when horny and would call it a number of things.
 
My partner has called mine "the dragon" a couple of times. I quite like that name. We love edging the dragon. 😉
 
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