A woman needs a man…

[KindaKinky]

Hey Ladies!

Complete this sentence: A woman needs a man…

like a [blank] needs a [blank].

 

[MsSpellChecker]

A woman needs a man…

like a [ROAD] needs a [POTHOLE].

 

[bluespoke]

A woman needs a man…

like a [ROAD] needs a [POTHOLE].

like a fish needs a bicycle

 

[LadyG]

like a fish needs a bicycle

You stole my line

 

[KindaKinky]

For example

…like a rose needs a thorn.

…like an ass needs a hemerrhoid.

Got it? now go to it!

 

[vanzarity]

like a chicken needs a rotisserie roaster

 

[vanzarity]

Like an hourglass needs water.

 

[weed]

...like a man needs a woman.



just different

 

[The_Dragon_Tamer]

Hey Ladies!

Complete this sentence: A woman needs a man…

like a [blank] needs a [blank].

Not a lady, but I found it humorous...

...like a tooth needs an ache or how about

...like a submarine needs a screendoor or maybe

...like a foot needs a fungus (Oooohhhhh Stop Me!!0


{I have a feeling that you may have yourself up with this one.}

 

[Alvin Brickrock]

Like Keith Richards needs wrinkles.

 

[Andreina]

like a gymnast needs being bloated.

 

[CarolineOh]

I was going to say "like she needs a hole in her head", but if we had another hole in our heads, you guys would just be trying to fuck that too.

 

[Guest]

I was going to say "like she needs a hole in her head", but if we had another hole in our heads, you guys would just be trying to fuck that too.

LMAO

 

[KindaKinky]

I was going to say "like she needs a hole in her head", but if we had another hole in our heads, you guys would just be trying to fuck that too.

You already have seven: two nostrils, two ears, two eyes, and one mouth. If you didn't have those, the two below wouldn't matter. Besides, I like mind fucks of a different sort.

 

[Guest]

A woman needs a man like a beach need sand. and he's just as irritating if he gets in your pants.

 

[weed]

A woman needs a man like a beach need sand. and he's just as irritating if he gets in your pants.

Sometimes that little extra friction can be kind of nice.

 

[KindaKinky]

like underwear needs skidmarks!

 

[Guest]

like underwear needs skidmarks!

Most men come with those as part of the package.

 

[goodgirl79]

like a fly needs a spiderweb

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

To complete her
Bachlum Chaam

 

[The_Dragon_Tamer]

You already have seven: two nostrils, two ears, two eyes, and one mouth. If you didn't have those, the two below wouldn't matter. Besides, I like mind fucks of a different sort.

like kinky needs a partner.


(My my we are a Kinky Dragon are't we? )

 

[sweet soft kiss]

like bread needs butter
like pasta needs sauce
like coq needs vin
like apple pie needs vanilla ice cream

all are okay on their own, but each is much better with the other...

 

[Liontamr]

all are okay on their own, but each is much better with the other...

Very well put

 

[Guest]

Well, thanks to Home Depot and cloning, we no longer NEED them, but they sure are fun to play with!

 

[VincentFloyd]

like a dick needs a pussy

if my computer cooked and gave me head, I'd never need a woman again

::ducks::