A-whim-away, A-whim-away

A weenie-whack, a-weenie-whack
a-weenie-whack, a weenie-whack
a-weenie-whack, a-weenie-whack,
a weenie-whack, a-weenie-whack
wiener's gone away

In the village, the quiet village,
John Bobbit sleeps tonight,
In the village, the quiet village,
Lorrena creeps tonight.

In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom,
John Bobbit sleeps tonight,
In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen,
Lorena gets the knife.

A weenie-whack, a-weenie-whack
a-weenie-whack, a weenie-whack
a-weenie-whack, a-weenie-whack,
a weenie-whack, a-weenie-whack
wiener's gone away

In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom,
John pissed off his wife tonight,
In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom,
she chopped with all her might.

On the roadway, the village roadway,
Lorena speeds tonight,
On the roadway, the village roadway,
she tossed his weenie right.

A weenie-whack, a-weenie-whack
a-weenie-whack, a weenie-whack
a-weenie-whack, a-weenie-whack,
a weenie-whack, a-weenie-whack
wiener's gone away

On the roadway, the village roadway,
they searched for half the night,
On the roadway, the village roadway,
they found his weenie sliced.

Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor
and make my weenie right.
Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor
and sew it back on tight.

A weenie-whack, a-weenie-whack
a-weenie-whack, a weenie-whack
a-weenie-whack, a-weenie-whack,
a weenie-whack, a-weenie-whack
wiener's gone away
 
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Good grief.

Evening, Cloudy.

Jekyll was on the telly tonight, in a lion enclosure. He sang wim-a-way as he threw a lion out.
 
kendo1 said:
Jekyll was on the telly tonight, in a lion enclosure. He sang wim-a-way as he threw a lion out.
Downloading the episode right now! Don't give any more away...I can't wait to see it :catroar:
 
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