A tribute to conspiracy theorists

[A Desert Rose]

Please post you latest or most popular conspiracy paranoia here. Let's keep it in one place for easy future reference.

I cannot start this discussion because I have no theories, real or imagined. Silly me, I try to rely on facts to determine 'truth.'

By the way, I just recieved this really neato Zippo lighter with Elivs' face on it. A gift from some one sweet on me. I guess there is a conspiracy in that..... Is Elivs *really* dead, after all?

Now, if you cannot come up with some societal or political conspiracy, perhaps you can come up with some Lit and Lit'ster conspiracy..... they abound here (i.e. who is Hanns really?) I do think REDWAVE wants in my capitalist panties and is conspiring to find a way in.

Discuss your theories, please.

 

[REDWAVE]

First post!

I do want in your capitalist panties, BTW. But I fear my plot will be foiled.

 

[curious2c]

Yes it will Redwave. I am working overtime to prevent such a thing from happening to Desert Rose. I have found my calling in life and that is to stamp out panty-raiding sepratists like you.

 

[REDWAVE]

Competition

Ah, I see I have competition!

 

[Spinaroonie]

The story of Jesus

Once upon a time there was a man named Joseph and a Woman named Mary. They loved each other verrrrry much, but Joseph hadn't hit it since she was cramping. Anyways, they were going.... somewhere. Anyways one night as they slept, Mary was abducted by Aliens. They crossbred an alien with a human and let it grow inside of Mary. The aliens later told Mary (while claiming to be angels) of her "immaculate conception" and informed her that her child was the son of God. they baby grew inside her and eventually she found her way to Bethleham. She gave birth to Jesus Christ, half-alien/Half-human. It had the ET power to heal and perform all sorts of human feats while retaining the shape of a human. They let their spacecraft light up to guide three wise men there who would serve to spread the myth of the son of god.

We do not belong to ourselves. We are somebody else's property. It is only a matter of time until they come back and make us their slaves.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Silly me, I try to rely on facts to determine 'truth.

Not everything you see on the news is true.

Not everything the government tells you is true.

Everything on the internet MUST be true.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Well, I know who the Maryland Sniper is...it's John Denver.

You see, about 30 years ago, John Denver, Elvis, and John Lennon came up with a plan. They enlisted the aid of Richard Nixon and J Edgar Hoover as well.

Their plan is to corner the banana market of the world, thereby bringing every country to its knees. They each had to fake their own deaths. And every scandal since then has been brought about by them to discredit the governments of the world in preparation for their final plan.

Iran-Contra? it wasn't about guns for hostages or money for Nicaragua...it was all about bananas.

Now, John Denver is running around as a sniper, trying to create mass hysteria and extort money. I shouldn't be telling you this because......<arrrgggh>

 

[Linedrive]

Bob Bytchin is the zodiac killer and also the sniper. He is going around spreading these false rumors that John Denver is the sniper to divert attention from him. You might be fooling the press and the authorities Bob, but not me.

<grabs Kevlar vest>

 

[A Desert Rose]

All of you gentlemen

are mahhhhvelous.

Very funny posts.... all around. ~smile~

 

[A Desert Rose]

mmmmmm

we have a Russian plane grounded and surrounded at JFK and a theater in Moscow full of hostages being held at gunpoint.......

A connection, you think?

 

[REDWAVE]

Rosie

I've succeeded in getting into your capitalist panties! I stole a pair of them, and I'm wearing them right now!

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Rosie

I've succeeded in getting into your capitalist panties! I stole a pair of them, and I'm wearing them right now!

That explains why I am not wearing any.... and could find none to put on after my bath.

You panty raider you!!!!

 

[curious2c]

Damnit! Turn my back for one second and POW panty-raided. I am going to have to get some hi-tech gear now I guess.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Damnit! Turn my back for one second and POW panty-raided. I am going to have to get some hi-tech gear now I guess.

Yea hon..... I was looking all around for you, too. Opened my drawers and NO panties.

 

[curious2c]

uh, I didn't see anything, honest! I was looking over at the...the...uh the wall, yeah that wall over there. It is such a nice shade of...um...well I think it looks nice.

 

[A Desert Rose]

My clock says

12:34. That only happens twice a day...... hmmmmmmm.

 

[curious2c]

That is because of that no good Rockerfeller guy. He knew that to control time was to get rich...no, to control time was to control...well~looking over shoulder and getting real quiet~I cna't say right now, but if you meet me down in that dark tunnel by the river at midnight I will give you the tape of how it came to be. 12:34 sharp, don't be late.

 

[REDWAVE]

Masons

I tell ya, it's the Masons who are secretly running everything . . .

 

[curious2c]

Hah! Swiped those pantie back while you were typing Redwave. Muahahahaha!

I am the man. oh yeah, ~dancing the victory dance, panties in hand~

 

[A Desert Rose]

That is because of that no good Rockerfeller guy. He knew that to control time was to get rich...no, to control time was to control...well~looking over shoulder and getting real quiet~I cna't say right now, but if you meet me down in that dark tunnel by the river at midnight I will give you the tape of how it came to be. 12:34 sharp, don't be late.

I already live in a van, down by the river.

We will have to synchronize our watches first though.

You will know me by the red rose in my teeth. You wear a white carnation in your lapel.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Masons

I tell ya, it's the Masons who are secretly running everything . . .

The freemasons and the Rosicrusians (did I spell that right?) are 2 of the trilateral evil triade thingy..... who do you think is the third?

 

[REDWAVE]

curious

Gimme those panties back, you perve! I stole them fair and square!

 

[curious2c]

Yeah, isn't Dave Rockerfeller like a thirty-third degree mason too? Make sure the rose ins't bugged Rose.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I can't stand it when REDWAVE acts like a horndog. It's just wrong.

 

[curious2c]

Redwave posted:

Gimme those panties back, you perve! I stole them fair and square!
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Come and get 'em. Heh heh! I got them, and you don't.

~one more victory dance at Redwaves expense~