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lovetoread

lovetoread

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I will not carve my name on the flogger handles.

I will not spank others without Masters permission.

I will not aim for Master's head.

I will not yell the safeword in the grocery store.

I will not sell the names of my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer.

I will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum.

I will not yell fire every time Master lights a candle.

Funny noises are not really funny.

I will not slap Master with my bra.

Punishment is not boring or pointless.

I will not call Master "Dr. Death".

I will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's D/s party.

I will not hide the newbies or send them Snipe Dom hunting.

I will not bring sheep to the subbie forum.

A burp is not an appropriate response to Master.

I will not eat all Master's M & M's while he is at work.

I will not yell "she's tied up at the subbie forum".

Master's Gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet.

I will not call Master "spud head", "butt head" or any kind of "head".

Masters ARE perfect.

Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master.

I will NOT wear panties.

I will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's D/s parties.

I will not peek out of the blindfold.

There is no such thing as "sub immunity".

I will not sneak in the bathroom when I don't have permission.

I did not win an emmy for my last session.

I will not hide all Master's toys.

All play and no work does not a good sub make.

I will not say "Oh, Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking.

I can not fire Master!!!

My last assignment was not stolen by one-armed net hackers.

I will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips.

I will refrain from saying "Hail Satan" when I don't like Master's orders.

I will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary.

I will not waste wax!! by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps.

I will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool.

I will not wear Master's underwear on my head!!

Master's dog does not stink!

I will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand!

I will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill.

I will NOT break wind while Master is doing Domly things to various parts of my anatomy.

I will not giggle uncontrollably when the cat decides to "help" Master. Nor will I remind him that he is Sub for the Cat.

I will ATTEMPT not to laugh when the son remarks that he heard "slapping" noises and got up to see where they were coming from.

I will faithfully remember that washing Masters shorts with my red sweatshirt is not a good thing to do.

I will try to remember that Masters are allowed to snore.

I will not cut and paste my Master's IMs to the chat room.

"All the other Dom's let their subs do it" is not a valid reason.

I will not giggle when my Master is lecturing me.

I will not get my subbie friends into trouble, as they are capable of doing that on their own.

I will not refer to my Master as "Cute", when he is angry.

I will not flash my Master when he is playing Jenga.

Patience is not something found in hospitals.

"Ow, that hurt" is not my safeword.

I will not suggest that we paint the ceiling beige when I am bound on my back.

I will not correct my Master by telling him that my directions are better than his.

While doing a scene, I will not bring it to Mistress's attention that Her mustache needs shaving again.

Author Unknown

http://www.geocities.com/captivated_spirits/humor/lessons.html
 
lovetoread said:
I will not carve my name on the flogger handles.

I will not spank others without Masters permission.

I will not aim for Master's head.

I will not yell the safeword in the grocery store.

I will not sell the names of my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer.

I will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum.

I will not yell fire every time Master lights a candle.

Funny noises are not really funny.

I will not slap Master with my bra.

Punishment is not boring or pointless.

I will not call Master "Dr. Death".

I will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's D/s party.

I will not hide the newbies or send them Snipe Dom hunting.

I will not bring sheep to the subbie forum.

A burp is not an appropriate response to Master.

I will not eat all Master's M & M's while he is at work.

I will not yell "she's tied up at the subbie forum".

Master's Gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet.

I will not call Master "spud head", "butt head" or any kind of "head".

Masters ARE perfect.

Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master.

I will NOT wear panties.

I will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's D/s parties.

I will not peek out of the blindfold.

There is no such thing as "sub immunity".

I will not sneak in the bathroom when I don't have permission.

I did not win an emmy for my last session.

I will not hide all Master's toys.

All play and no work does not a good sub make.

I will not say "Oh, Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking.

I can not fire Master!!!

My last assignment was not stolen by one-armed net hackers.

I will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips.

I will refrain from saying "Hail Satan" when I don't like Master's orders.

I will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary.

I will not waste wax!! by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps.

I will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool.

I will not wear Master's underwear on my head!!

Master's dog does not stink!

I will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand!

I will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill.

I will NOT break wind while Master is doing Domly things to various parts of my anatomy.

I will not giggle uncontrollably when the cat decides to "help" Master. Nor will I remind him that he is Sub for the Cat.

I will ATTEMPT not to laugh when the son remarks that he heard "slapping" noises and got up to see where they were coming from.

I will faithfully remember that washing Masters shorts with my red sweatshirt is not a good thing to do.

I will try to remember that Masters are allowed to snore.

I will not cut and paste my Master's IMs to the chat room.

"All the other Dom's let their subs do it" is not a valid reason.

I will not giggle when my Master is lecturing me.

I will not get my subbie friends into trouble, as they are capable of doing that on their own.

I will not refer to my Master as "Cute", when he is angry.

I will not flash my Master when he is playing Jenga.

Patience is not something found in hospitals.

"Ow, that hurt" is not my safeword.

I will not suggest that we paint the ceiling beige when I am bound on my back.

I will not correct my Master by telling him that my directions are better than his.

While doing a scene, I will not bring it to Mistress's attention that Her mustache needs shaving again.

Author Unknown

http://www.geocities.com/captivated_spirits/humor/lessons.html
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Now all you naughty subbies should write this down 100 times!

Yeah, right!

Eb
 
all of them are good reasons to land over Mastrs knee though
oh what nasty thoughts this on has lol
 
deliciea said:
yes Mistress EB 100 times damn going to be here a while
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That was exactly what I was thinking, that is some long list. Bound to give you writer's cramp!

Eb
 
Really wants to figure out how to do the quoetie thingie!

Those were halarious!
 
These were great, lovestoread. I have seen a SAM list of things to do or not do that were somewhat similar, and really funny as well.

Gorath... when you want to quote a post. Find the post you want to quote, at the bottom right on a blue button is one labeled "quote"... hit that and it will automatically quote that post, and set you up to add your own comments.
 
lark sparrow said:
These were great, lovestoread. I have seen a SAM list of things to do or not do that were somewhat similar, and really funny as well.

Gorath... when you want to quote a post. Find the post you want to quote, at the bottom right on a blue button is one labeled "quote"... hit that and it will automatically quote that post, and set you up to add your own comments.
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Cool! Thanks for helping out me, the resident newbie! Lol!
 
LOL! some of those sent me into fits of giggling! i'm SO sending those to my Sir!
 
I saw a post somewhere for "things for Subs to do when they aren't being beaten ENOUGH"

---

Use the toy bag for laundry and then don't change it back before scene.

Coat the ends of all the cats in vaseline so they make a pretty little point and a sucking noise

Paint a smiley face on the outward side of your ball gag and then play innocent

Ask you Master if you may use some kind of knee gard for crawling because the burns show through your nylons at work...and when you get permission attach two large gardening pads to either knee

Start addressing your dom as "the gastopo" and saluting with one arm

etc etc

The list was great, now i'll have to see if I can find it again


~
B
 
Mistress EB girl had to quit she got to 10 and her fingers drawed up LOL
 
OK I admit I am a SAM

and if I thought I could use a few of these I would...

I also did see a SAM list it had some on there that said


Use Master's Toy Bag for a laundry bag and forget to change it back before the next play party.

When you are being spanked start singing "This is the song that never ends.

Put a Alka Seltzer tablet in your mouth right before the scene starts and call your safeword before your master has even touched you while letting the foam and fizz run down your face.

Learn a language that your Master does not know and only speak to him in that language.

When your master gives you a command cover your ears and shout " La, La, La, La, La, La, I can't hear you."

I will try to re-find this one.

These are a riot. LOL

Maddi
 
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