A story thread...

[Magical_Mother]

Alba munches down the cookie, wipes her mouth on the back of her hand and looks around with big wide eyes......

She says: " I'm so excited I could.....

 

[bluespoke]

She says: " I'm so excited I could.....

I'm sure you could darlin' but not out here where everyone is watching!

 

[Magical_Mother]

I'm sure you could darlin' but not out here where everyone is watching!

"Oh Jimmy Jack, you always try to take away my fun! you can be such a prud sometimes, lighten up already."

 

[bluespoke]

"Oh Jimmy Jack, you always try to take away my fun! you can be such a prud sometimes, lighten up already."

Darlin' ifyou want to try any of the merchandise right here, be my guest!

 

[Magical_Mother]

Darlin' ifyou want to try any of the merchandise right here, be my guest!

I don't know where to start! Do you see anything you like?

 

[MercyMia]

(this sounds like fun)

Jimmy Jack cruised the store aisles, his eyes wide with amazement at the new selection of

 

[bluespoke]

I don't know where to start! Do you see anything you like?

There are some rather nice nipple clamps over there, or this very well crafted dildo.

 

[Magical_Mother]

There are some rather nice nipple clamps over there, or this very well crafted dildo.

Can we try what we like before we buy it?

 

[bluespoke]

Omar smiles and whispers, 'You try what you like, my friends woman can try anything.'

 

[Magical_Mother]

Omar smiles and whispers, 'You try what you like, my friends woman can try anything.'

Alma grins gleefully......

 

[MercyMia]

Alba felt her pulse racing, her skin growing hot as she picked up the biggest

 

[Killswitch]

box of amile nitrates and says...wheeeeeee my gay friends will just adore me nowwwww.

 

[Killswitch]

Pausing for a moment, Alba quietly asks the unscrupulous salesperson " Psssst...do you know where I can get some heroin to go with these poppers?"

 

[Magical_Mother]

Pausing for a moment, Alba quietly asks the unscrupulous salesperson " Psssst...do you know where I can get some heroin to go with thes poppers?"

There is a small room in the back where I conduct that sort of business. Come to me when you are done looking over the shop.

 

[MercyMia]

There is a small room in the back where I conduct that sort of business. Come to me when you are done looking over the shop.

Alba glanced nervously at Jimmy Jack, and then at Omar who had a toothy leer on his face.

 

[Magical_Mother]

Alba glanced nervously at Jimmy Jack, and then at Omar who had a toothy leer on his face.

She wasn't sure where to go first, the back room or the front room.

 

[MercyMia]

She wasn't sure where to go first, the back room or the front room.

Jimmy Jack jerked his head, motioning her to the back room because he figured Omar would let him come along too.

 

[Magical_Mother]

Jimmy Jack jerked his head, motioning her to the back room because he figured Omar would let him come along too.

Alma agreed to go to the back room first, then she said: " When we're done back there, we have some serious shopping to do. So let's make it quick."

 

[MercyMia]

Omar practically pushed them into the dark cramped closet he had refered to as a back room.

 

[Magical_Mother]

Omar practically pushed them into the dark cramped closet he had refered to as a back room.

It's so stuffy in here, says Alma.

 

[MercyMia]

It's so stuffy in here, says Alma.

Pretending concern for Alma, Omar clamped his mouth over hers and began artificial resuscitation while Jimmy Jack tried to squeeze into the room with them.

 

[Magical_Mother]

Pretending concern for Alma, Omar clamped his mouth over hers and began artificial resuscitation while Jimmy Jack tried to squeeze into the room with them.

Alright, show us what you've got. says Jimmy Jack.

 

[Tungwagger]

Alright, show us what you've got. says Jimmy Jack.

Omar Limpnoodle was well known for his prodigious member, and when he reached into his pants, he unearthed the largest..

 

[MercyMia]

Omar Limpnoodle was well known for his prodigious member, and when he reached into his pants, he unearthed the largest..

piece of lint ever recorded in the porn accessories industy. Alba choked at the sight of it and wondered if lint had any bearing on the term "fluffer."

 

[Magical_Mother]

piece of lint ever recorded in the porn accessories industy. Alba choked at the sight of it and wondered if lint had any bearing on the term "fluffer."

JIMMY JACK! I want to get out of here this place is making me sick. Would you hurry up! I want to go back to the other room!