A story thread...

[Magical_Mother]

peruse the wares of Omar Limpnoodle...

I heard he has some really great stuff.

 

[bluespoke]

I heard he has some really great stuff.

including an instrument of prodigious dimensions!

 

[Magical_Mother]

including an instrument of prodigious dimensions!

I really want to try that one out, I've heard from a friend it's is sooo great.

 

[bluespoke]

I really want to try that one out, I've heard from a friend it's is sooo great.

Omar is a friendly chap, always willing to give interested ladies hands on experience.

 

[Magical_Mother]

Omar is a friendly chap, always willing to give interested ladies hands on experience.

He is quite a talented fellow too.

 

[bluespoke]

He is quite a talented fellow too.

'Tis said that he can tie knot in it, though he would then be unable to tell if he was coming or going.

 

[Magical_Mother]

'Tis said that he can tie knot in it, though he would then be unable to tell if he was coming or going.

That I hadn't heard, what an interesting concept. It would be worth seeing if he could really do it. Come on my hippie friend please take me to Omar NOW!!!!

 

[bluespoke]

That I hadn't heard, what an interesting concept. It would be worth seeing if he could really do it. Come on my hippie friend please take me to Omar NOW!!!!

Jump in the van and, trust me, we'll go straight there.

 

[Magical_Mother]

Jump in the van and, trust me, we'll go straight there.

Oh thank you, thank you. Jimmy Jack you are always so good to me. I just wish we could move into a real house and stop living in your van. And by the way why don't you have a job? you have a degree in....

 

[bluespoke]

Oh thank you, thank you. Jimmy Jack you are always so good to me. I just wish we could move into a real house and stop living in your van. And by the way why don't you have a job? you have a degree in....

........accountancy but man is that boring. I like to be free, to cruise the highway, see the country, experience the people.

 

[Magical_Mother]

........accountancy but man is that boring. I like to be free, to cruise the highway, see the country, experience the people.

But honey, that doesn't pay the bills that are piling up. Well maybe this trip to see Omar will take my mind off all that for a while...

 

[bluespoke]

But honey, that doesn't pay the bills that are piling up. Well maybe this trip to see Omar will take my mind off all that for a while...

...young Omar may take your mind away altogether my dear.

 

[Magical_Mother]

...young Omar may take your mind away altogether my dear.

That's just what I need right now.

 

[bluespoke]

That's just what I need right now.

Well this Omar's emporium, hope your not feeling too shockable. Here, let me get the door...........

 

[Magical_Mother]

Well this Omar's emporium, hope your not feeling too shockable. Here, let me get the door...........

I don't shock easily.Let's go already.

 

[bluespoke]

I don't shock easily.Let's go already.

'Morning Omar, my friend. This is Alba, she's been looking forward to meeting you, seeing your emporium and experiencing the mighty instrument.'

 

[Killswitch]

oops my bad....continue
...I was still back at the porn shop....

 

[Magical_Mother]

oops my bad....continue
...I was still back at the porn shop....

(we are at the porn shop) Wow it sooo big!

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Omar finishes clearing the bong - holding a huge lungfull of pot smoke for what seems like forever

 

[Magical_Mother]

Omar finishes clearing the bong - holding a huge lungfull of pot smoke for what seems like forever

Great, sex toys and drugs! What a combo, says Jimmy Jack.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

What can I do ya fer? asks Omar as he blows out enough smoke to give us a contact high.

 

[Magical_Mother]

What can I do ya fer? asks Omar as he blows out enough smoke to give us a contact high.

Alba excitedly looks around the shop, drooling.....

 

[Tungwagger]

Alba excitedly looks around the shop, drooling.....

seeing a half eaten cookie resting on the counter..

 

[Magical_Mother]

seeing a half eaten cookie resting on the counter..

Do you mind if I eat this cookie? I haven't eaten since yesterday. Then we can get down to bussiness.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Alba munches down the cookie, wipes her mouth on the back of her hand and looks around with big wide eyes......