A Serious In Depth Discussion About KillerMuffin's Ass

[Lancecastor]

Muffy wrote recently and asked that I spend more time talking about her ass.

She does this from time to time and often seems at her perkiest here when the attention turns to visting Muffy's back door for some rectal insertion stories...vegetables, rimming, and of course her fave...hard, fast front lawn ass fucking.

So, I thought we'd start with a physiological discussion of her ass, then move on to her stated interests before moving in a few pages from now to some Muffin ass pleasure management strategies.

Let's begin...

Some time ago, Muffy used a picture of herself as her AV...if memory serves, her feet were up on the desk towards the camera with her calves exposed and legs slightly spread towards Beaverville and Rimtown.

I'd say herass didn't look too oversized....but I'd like a better look before committing.

Does anyone have the pic in question or other Muffyglute art on hand?

Let's talk about herass....

 

[phrodeau]

Spelling buddy says, "harass".

 

[Lancecastor]

Spelling buddy says, "harass".

I'm old enough to remember when herass was a noun.

 

[HeavyStick]

Spelling buddy says, "harass".

Nope....

Space bar buddy says: her ass.

 

[P. B. Walker]

I've read Muffy is into anal sex. Is that why you've got a slight fetish for her rear, Lance?

 

[Lancecastor]

I've read Muffy is into anal sex. Is that why you've got a slight fetish for her rear, Lance?

That's right, PB, she has written many times about her desire for more anal adventures.

Earlier tonite in your Tiff thread she suggested that I want her ass ...that I want to fuck her ass and am obsessed with sliding fast and har past her rim. (paraphrased)

So...you know women and the way they think:

1. She writes about anal sex a lot;

2. She "accuses" me of being obsessed with ass fucking her and humiliating her in BDSM scenes;

Ergo...she wants more anal fantasies, discussions....attention...from me and Us.

So, as a show of good faith...I think we should indulge her and talk about her ass.

Have you seen it?

Heavy...got pics?

 

[Guest]

 

[Debbie]

You know women and how they think?

1. I write in the following categories;
Crime erotica
Non human
Non Consensual
BDSM
Loving Wives
etc

2. I am obsessed with reading as much as I can
and even read in the loo.

Ergo? I must be fantasising about trying all the kuma Sutra
positions with my hands tied behind my back; being used
by a Dom vampire who abducts me, takes me to his Dungeon
and has his wicked way with me and his Harem of grrls till Dawn.

 

[Summery]

You know women and how they think?

1. I write in the following categories;
Crime erotica
Non human
Non Consensual
BDSM
Loving Wives
etc

2. I am obsessed with reading as much as I can
and even read in the loo.

Ergo? I must be fantasising about trying all the kuma Sutra
positions with my hands tied behind my back; being used
by a Dom vampire who abducts me, takes me to his Dungeon
and has his wicked way with me and his Harem of grrls till Dawn.

I always knew you were a kinky little kiwi!

 

[Lancecastor]

What does she look like?

Hottie? or Sow?

My recollection was about a 7...she had nice calves; I PM'd her and told her so.

 

[P. B. Walker]

That's right, PB, she has written many times about her desire for more anal adventures.

Earlier tonite in your Tiff thread she suggested that I want her ass ...that I want to fuck her ass and am obsessed with sliding fast and har past her rim. (paraphrased)

So...you know women and the way they think:

1. She writes about anal sex a lot;

2. She "accuses" me of being obsessed with ass fucking her and humiliating her in BDSM scenes;

Ergo...she wants more anal fantasies, discussions....attention...from me and Us.

So, as a show of good faith...I think we should indulge her and talk about her ass.

Have you seen it?

Heavy...got pics?

No I don't know woman and how they think. Last I checked I had a cock and set of balls. And trust me, if I knew such things, I'd be out using them to my advantage. Heh.

Writing about anal sex means that she just likes anal. Which she has freely admitted.

Accusing you of being obessed with it just means she feels you talk/refer to her ass too much.

Unfortunately, those two statements have nothing to do with each other and your conclusion is baseless.

Sorry dude.

<Shot blocked> BOOOOYAAAAA!

But, I'd love to hear more about these Muffy Anal Adventures... heh. As well as these fabled Muffy ass pics.

 

[Lancecastor]

Damn...tough call from the American judge!